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Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
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Salad is never more appetizing than when served in a large wooden bowl.
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"You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress."
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the Cup That Cheers
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It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.
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Categories No. 1 and No. 2: Rolled-up trips and three cards to a low straight flush.
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Gentleman, this is a football.
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A clear fire, a clean hearth, and the rigour of the game.
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While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.
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I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes - 'Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!' - I'm way into.
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Over my pile of ashes
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With a wall all around
A clay bowl is moulded;
But the use of the bowl
Will depend on the part
Of the bowl that is void.
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One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
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I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.
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I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.
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Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.
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Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes ... and no friends.
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Snooker is just chess with balls.
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transcendental volleyball
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Oblong stones sink
slow and sideways. Shaped
by the weight of waves,
dutifully vibrating nature's
lunar-bound graces,
they wash ashore only for
closed palms to forsake them.
The cheerful will
cherish them, place them
on windowsills, or on graves.
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Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they're lookin' there; throw it there when they're lookin' here.
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Just give it everything you've got and bowl as fast as possible.
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Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.
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Imagine sitting down to an eight ounce steak, and then, imagine the room filled wit 45 to 50 people with empty bowls ... For the feed cost of your steak, each of their bowls could be filled with a cup pf cooked cereal grains.
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I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.
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Some sunny empty grass-grown court lost in the heart of the labyrinthine pile.
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There are two kinds of stones, as everyone knows, one of which rolls.
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Five balls! Five bright brass balls!
To juggle with, my love, when the sky falls.
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Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.
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Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.
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Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.
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or complementary stones, are arranged nearby.
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throwing stones through the windows of the Riddle House. They
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Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
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Thunderstorms and rainbows wrapped together in a convenient pocket-sized parcel.
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For a lovely bowl
Let us arrange these flowers ...
For there is no rice
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When it's raining pudding, hold up your bowl.
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Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.
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I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
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Stops at the end of the road collected Clyde Lidgards like dams collected silt.
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rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd.
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Food to eat and games to play.
Tell me why, tell me why.
Serve it out and eat it up.
Have a try, have a try.
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Am I here to play 'pass the parcel' with my balls?
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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
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Everyone has a bowling story. I love bowling because you can do it at age 2 - my son started when he learned to walk - or you can bowl at 102. It's great for families.
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The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces.
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For recreation, Lincoln took up bowling with his fellow boarders. Though a clumsy bowler, according to Dr. Busey, Lincoln "played the game with great zest and spirit" and "accepted success and defeat with like good nature and humor.
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A bowling ball rolled through his head, diagonally from nape to temple; it paused and started back.
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Paul Harris is a buffet bowler - you just help yourself.
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Sports section and a sticky bun. Know what that means.
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Gallimaufry of ices and trifles and toasts, supervised
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A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.
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mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
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My jaw dropped. Forget balls, this guy had boulders.
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Quidditch match, taking
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That bowl was special because of the blue. It exactly matched your eyes.
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Kettle thingies. Yum.
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I would say I am an ordinary bowler but one with a really big heart, and that's what has stood me in good stead in all these years.
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A turtle does come in it's own bowl
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Gentlemen, I'm not quite sure what we are doing here, but I am quite certain that it's not exactly football and I look forward to the inquiry later on.
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We're going bowling?' I can't keep the disappointment of of my voice. Bowling is not badass.
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In the soft grey silence he could hear the bump of the balls: and from here and from there through the quiet air the sound of the cricket bats: pick, pack, pock, puck: like drops of water in a fountain falling softly in the brimming bowl.
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The hills in the distance held my life in a bowl filled with everything I could possibly want.
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To be a great fast bowler, you need a big heart and a big bottom.
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There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It's kind of a mind-set. You want to be in this perfect mind-set before you released the ball.
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Neat little rectangular arrangements of suffering. His
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Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!
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In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
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If we see an object as a bowl, it may inhibit seeing it as craft, just as seeing it as craft might inhibit seeing it as art. See first; name later.
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You don't need a ball to play football; all you need is a strong wish! After then, you can use even a stone as a ball! For all other things you want to do, all you need is a strong wish!
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The Flutie Bowl is a great event that brings together people who really care about the autism community. We always have a great time bowling and playing music.
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It all began with a bucket of eggs.
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Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.
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I went to watch the Buzkasgu game taking place on a series of fields - some fallow, some plowed and planted- just to the east of the empty Buddha niches. Buzkashi is a form of polo played with a dead goat instead of a ball.
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I've got to have 25 balls in the air at the same time.
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Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.
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People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
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I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.
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As you travel around medieval England you will come across a sport described by some contemporaries as 'abominable ... more common, undignified and worthless than any other game, rarely ending but with some loss, accident or disadvantage to the players themselves'. This is football.
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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
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For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king.
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The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
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Is that a professional bread bowl?
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You start out playing in kitchens, and you end up playing in kitchens.
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Toys to deftly pluck up like animal crackers and deposit safely into a crate decorated with friezes of bright circus trains carrying aardvarks, dodos, swift dromedaries, baby elephants, and plastic dinosaurs. A box of mixed metaphors.
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What are the asses at now?" He
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I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what's so funny? I have days when I'm absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don't understand it.
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Behind stone, with stone, carrying stone
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cards. Twenty-four
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The rain lashed down upon Brentford and Pope Alexander VI raised his massive arm and pointed towards Archroy and the young priest. 'You, I will make an example of,' he roared. 'You will know the exquisite agonies of lingering death.' Archroy thumbed his nose. 'Balls,' said he.
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Waltes is still played, which is a bowl and dice game that's traditional for this area.
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Trials and half a dozen smaller
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Cat piss and porcupines!
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The ocean-blue bowl won't
refuse to bruise, won't hold it back
from the gaping earth-wounds.
There will still come
water, chill wind and happy
goosebumps,
and in the utmost corners of oaks,
leaves laughing.
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Our backs hut from gathering them: how hard they were to find among the concealing leaves, the frosted deceiving grass.
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Wat's tes-tees?" inquired a small voice. Jemmy had abandoned his rocks and was looking up at me in profound interest. "Er ... " I said. I glanced round the room in search of aid. "That's Latin for your balls, lad," Roger said gravely, suppressing a grin.
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Gentlemen, this is the football.
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A bunch of silly men chasing a ball" my mother says "give each one his own ball if they're so desperate to have one
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Like simple minded goldfish, we often believe the boundaries of our bowl to be the entire ocean.