Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Breasts. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Breasts Quotes And Sayings by 97 Authors including Conan O'brien,Tessa Dare,Pamela Todd,William Goldman,Jeanette Winterson for you to enjoy and share.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Your breasts are alabaster orbs.' "What?" Rufus objected. "That's stupid. I'm not saying that."
"Do you have some better suggestion?"
"Why can't you just say she's got a fair set of titties?
Boobs are like boyfriends. You go around wishing for them and trying to figure out what you have to do to get them, and worrying about all the things you're probably doing wrong, and then one day, who knows why, you wake up and find you've got more than you wanted.
There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.
I can tell by now that you are wondering whether I can be trusted as a narrator. Why didn't I dump Inge and head for a Singles Bar? The answer is her breasts.
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.
One never knows the potential within the human breast.
I had never seen a woman's breasts before, and I doubted if any seven-year-old boy in Craighead County had. Maybe some kid had stumbled upon his mother, but I was certain no boy my age had never had this view.
I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let's be real,
No thought which ever stirred
A human breast should be untold.
Move, Kit. I want to get a closer look at that bust."
To Kit, bust only meant one thing, but since the only breasts in the room belonged to Ty's sister, he stepped aside with alacrity.
A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.
I grew up with a lot of body image issues - not just about my weight, but I would always see these perfect orb, domed boobs on television, and think, "Mine don't look like that." I thought there was something wrong with me.
My tits may be small, but they're deadly
...a man within the breast...
Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?
I had cleavage that would make Dolly Parton proud. But those things are really heavy and I'm pretty slight of frame, so I took them out. No one even noticed.
Katenia, are you drunk?"
"No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.
Could have sworn her breastses was sending me messages.
Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs.
Suppressed pain chokes us; in our breasts
It surges, adding ever to its strength.
Designers have to keep the body in mind all the time. Think of the girl's undergarments: the bra is always key.
I know my breasts, small
as plums, would win no blue ribbons.
But in your hands they tremble and fill
with song like plump, white birds.
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
Despite the fact that I have a good-size pair of breasts ... in Lois & Clark, I have the opportunity to show the world they're not my only attribute.
One of the coolest things about the word boobs is, when you look at it, it has boobs.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.
I do so wish my breasts would stop staring at your eyes.
Some people are cool with the fact that their bodies bear witness to this great thing they produced, their children, and I understand that. But on a personal level, it makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband.
Because I have no boobs. My ears stand out, and I have freckles all over me. (Grace)
Boobs? (Julian)
Breasts. (Grace)
You have very nice breasts. (Julian)
Thanks. What about you? (Grace)
I have no breasts. (Julian)
great big huge titties
I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the focus away from my hips.
The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated.
WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. - T-SHIRT
Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs.
When a man's breast feels like a cage from which all the dark birds have flown - he is free, he is light. And he longs to have his vultures back again. He wants his customary struggles, his nameless, empty works, his anger, his afflictions and his sins.
May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?
Maybe this all seems like a digression or even a case of protesting too much, but the point is that I have touched a breast and that I liked it.
You know, drinking milk doesn't make your boobs get any bigger.
Fake boobs are weird ya'll" read by Patrick Stewart.
Her breasts have a soft expanding look about them, like rising bread.
What if we feel a yearning to which no breast answers?
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
If you're asking if my breasts are natural, yes, this is how I've looked since I was 13 years old.
The most violent, mean and malignant passions of the human breast, the Furies of private interest.
Why are you covering your breasts?"
Turning her back to him, she stepped into her dress.
"Why are you so interested in my breasts?"
"I am only interested in them because you hide them," he informed her. "I would not find them interesting if you would stop wearing clothing.
I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big ... but less small.
If you have a suspicion in your own breast, keep that suspicion in your own breast.
B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.
Don't even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.
Indeed, all forms of human folly and beastiality touch a very symphathetic chord within our breasts!
My breasts can always tell when its gonna rain
Hands on your breast can keep your heart beating.
My chest, Stella's hip, Jamie's left ass cheek.
The eyes are the nipples of the face
Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes.
She made a good point. So did her nipples.
Wine unlocks the breast.
Show them to me
Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and
set those puppies free
Hmmm . . . what would Marcy's boobs do in this situation?
Her corset dropped to the floor, and he swept his hands up to cup her breasts. I'm just ungentlemanly enough to prefer a woman's real flesh, Angel. I like the softness, the fullness of it. If I wanted to feel whalebone, I'd fondle a whale.
Nipples are a fact of life. We all have them.
My legs are nice, my lips are shapely, and my breasts are pretty. They popped up when I was 11 and they weren't small then. I was teased, but now those kids wish they had what I have!
If God had intended breasts to be seen, he wouldn't have invented large woolen pullovers.
Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen.
I cannot possibly borrow underclothes from Holly and Angela. Bras especially."
"I know," said Jared.
"Oh, you do, do you?" Kami inquired. "And how do you know, may I ask?"
There was a slight flush along the lines of Jared's cheekbones. "Observation.
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
What's under here?" He toyed with the hem of my shirt.
"You've forgotten already?"
He dragged my T-shirt over my head and tossed it aside. "Oh, breasts. Best present ever. Thanks, pumpkin.
We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE
I don't think I'll ever understand what some people see in flat chests. Then again, I don't understand why big boobs are the number-one priority for some people, either.
If to have breasts is to be human, then to save them is to save ourselves.
The cup-sized breasts of that twenty-four year old impatient beauty seemed a dozen years younger than she, with those pale squinty nipples and firm form.
At least, my boobs weren't showing this time.
My nipples could cut glass.
It shows damn near everything. I's been hiding my breasts for so long, I half forgot I had 'em.
Bosoms," she announces, with a hand to her own, "are for bedrooms and breastfeeding. Not for occasions with dignity."
"Well, what do you want her to do, Eleanor? Leave them at home?
I always had a tremendous interest in big tits.
There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts.
They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world
They tell me: 'OK, this is where we're going to push up your cleavage,' and I'm like, 'What cleavage?'
Those boobs of yours are ubiquitous - like God!
Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power.
The foundation of beauty is the body.
Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.
My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!
You shouldn't get breast implants.
There was also the option of a "vest," which covered the marginally less shameful chest area. This area included the sensitive skin protrusions known as "nipples." I had no idea what purpose nipples served, though I did notice a pleasurable sensation when I tenderly stroked my fingers over them.
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten
Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.
I know, I've never had boobs before!
Previously unseen boo-boos come at you like tattoos on a teenage girl.
I would never have taken up painting if women did not have breasts.
You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will ...
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
Since love first made the breast an instrument
Of fierce lamenting, by its flame my heart
Was molten to a mirror, like a rose
I pluck my breast apart, that I may hang
This mirror in your sight
Gaze you therein
The thing about legs is you're born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But you're either blessed with attractive legs or you're not. That's what makes them so sexy.