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I could hear hundreds of elves sweeping out my head with their tiny brooms. They kept sweeping and sweeping. It never occurred to any of them to use a dustpan.
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Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?
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I doubt if she's ever used a broom in her life," he said sarcastically. "Except to ride on, of course.
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A man that's fond precociously of stirring , :;:; Must be a spoon.
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Wands out, Harry.
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Filthy, mucky tools: filthy, mucky work. Clean, beautiful tools: clean, beautiful work.
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Fiddlesticks" is Scarlett O'Hara's way of saying "Fuck this shit.
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My cooking spoon,
My magic wand,
Of this dish,
You will be fond.
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Some people are in charge of pens who shouldn't be in charge of brooms.
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But I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value yer friend more'n broomsticks or rats. Tha's all.
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I'll bring boys home if I haven't cleaned my apartment.
I'll let them see the dishes in my sink,
the mascara rubbed into my pillowcases,
my unswept floors. Think, if we are seeing each other
undressed and blemished from the sun,
what is a dirty fork?
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Excuse me, Professor Flitwick, could I borrow Wood for a moment?' Wood? thought Harry, bewildered; was Wood a cane she was going to use on him?
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We are fiddle, fork, and spoon,
We are dancing with the moon,
If you'd like to steal a kiss from us,
You'd better steal one soon!
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.
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were no windows. A large round handle resembling a
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The stick we're beaten with is hell, hell, hell!
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One cane helps a traveler, but a bundle of sticks is a heavy burden. Enough
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bradawl. It was just a blunt steel spike set into a handle.
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Ive decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust.
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The president has a big stick.
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Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken. A stick becomes a flute when it's loved.
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Sure the shovel and tongs To each other belongs.
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If he weren't a stick his own self, I'd say he had a stick up his butt.
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Chopsticks box! I didn't know before and put them on the table and my Japan friends scolded me.
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A hairbrush.
Khalil died over a fucking hairbrush.
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A stick is not only wood but the negation of wood. It is the meeting in space of wood and no-wood. A stick is finite and unextended wood, a fact determined by its own denial.
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What you need is a good Hoovering.
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Blasted doorknob of a kender
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The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it
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Doncaster will hit Villa with fire and broomstick.
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wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it
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Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe.
It required bandaging.
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A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.
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star-topped wand!
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Horehound sticks are meant to be shared with friends, don't you think?' She was dead wrong about that: Horehound sticks were meant to be gobbled down in solitary gluttony, and preferably in a locked room, but I didn't dare say so.
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Tool - something with a use on one end and a grasp on the other end.
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Leave a chimney-sweep alone when you see him, Chiltern. Should he run against you, then remember that it is one of the necessary penalties of clean linen that it is apt to be soiled.
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Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
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Let's see ... ah, yes, this is nice and cozy. It was a broom cupboard.
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A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.
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hand-crank sieve.
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anglepoise lamp.
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Yanking at my leg, straining every muscle, my customized Gray Ghost rebuilt as a chopper sparks and squeals.
My boot catches and I'm flipped. Sliding down E-70 Highway on leather, my gloves scrubbed by the tarmac.
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Thunderstick? ... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?' ... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.
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I furrowed my brows at him. What was so amazing about a stick? I could pick one up outside on the way to the car.
Let me guess, you're Harry Potter and this is the school of Hogwarts. If I say Lumos will it light up?
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I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.
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Please, don't fuck the housekeeper. I like her and if you do something that makes her quit, I will break your favorite drum sticks.
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A sharp stick is better than a blunt sword.
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The most violent weapon on earth is the table fork.
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Sanguine took a moment, finding it hard to process the information. He ... this guy uses a wand? For real? He actually uses a wand? Like a wizard? ... Don't the other Necromancers have any sense of pride? What's he gonna do next, fly around on a broomstick? This ain't Harry Potter.
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Power brings a man many luxuries, but a clean pair of hands is seldom among them.
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What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?
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cosine wherry, a wooden rowboat hand
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a misbegotten cockwaffle.
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Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.
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A young man who had watched her eating with her fingers offered a set of chopsticks- those sticks for eating that had become so popular. He looked at her suggestively. Instead of blushing, she accepted the chopsticks boldly and continued to walk on, using them to eat noodle and vegetable dishes.
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Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.'
'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
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I wondered how a man ever got an English girl into bed. What did they do with her hockey stick?
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I'm taking Fleur on a thestral," said Bill. "She's not that fond of brooms."
Fleur walked over to stand beside him, giving him a sloppy, slavish look that Harry hoped with all his heart would never appear on his face again.
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Hairy monkeyballs!" I hiss. "Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!"
A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.
"I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
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The wand is mighter then the sword.
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Fools should not have chapping sticks'; that is, weapons of offence.
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It's with my brush that I make love.
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Stick choice should be every drummers first decision. Sticks are the liaison between you and your creative expression on the drums. Getting there the smoothest way is the reason I'm using Vater.
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The night may be dark and full of terrors, I thought, but I've got a big stick.
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I dub thee Toadsticker," I said. "Slayer of miscreants, opener of packages, occasional carver of baked turkeys. Let all men hear, and know mild caution." I swear the steel flickered.
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Pirate's unruly mop has been tenderly coaxed into a hairstyle as neat as biological circumstances will allow.
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One can imagine the government's problem. This is all pretty magical stuff to them. If I were trying to terminate the operations of a witch coven, I'd probably seize everything in sight. How would I tell the ordinary household brooms from the getaway vehicles?
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My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms ... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!
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JOSS-STICKS- Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
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The hand is the tool of tools.
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After the hockey stick, Sardara Singh scores with the broom! A great effort by him towards a Swachh Bharat.
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When we had neatened the upstairs rooms we came downstairs together, carrying our dustcloths and the broom and dustpan and mop like a pair of witches walking home.
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I use a pick in my hair without force.
You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss.
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There is a lady dancing on a cracked plate. A withered spider on the carpet. A piano with a full set of yellowed teeth.
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Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn't even slow them up!
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It's a sword, not a fairy wand, you know.
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piece of Turkey carpet
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Such a shovel, it seemed a waste not to use it.
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Ockham's disposable razors
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Furniture!" bellowed the witch. "Tables, bathtub, the lot of you. It's time to go out in the world and seek your fortunes, if that's your hope." There was a crashing sound as all the furniture went and tried to hide under the bed, and the bed tried to hide under itself.
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OPERATION WAND-JACKING
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Ahhh! Impossibear has a gas powered stick!
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Why would you want to stand there waving a stick when you could be playing an instrument?
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You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night?
-Dr. Jack Francisco
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fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
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You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk!
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If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll."
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Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.
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My drum sticks are in the 'Hall of Fame.' I know that.
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No-one's used a wand in the Nightside for centuries. Wands went out with black cats and pointy hats. (All right, the Faerie Court still use them, but the Fae have always been weird.)
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So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
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There is no spoon.
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Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player."
That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player."
How can you tell?"
It's PIPING hot!"
Then blow on it first!
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Shovels aren't very glamorous, but they've been liberating entire communities from malaria for the past 5,000 years.
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Presse a stick, and it seemes a youth.
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What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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Adrian: Do you smell that?"
Sydney: "I smell the paint, and ... wait ... is that pine?"
Adrian: "Damn straight. Pine-scented cleaner. As in, I cleaned. With these hands, these hands that don't do manual labor.