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I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.
Nope, nothing wrong here.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
I wonder if there have been other errors.
Consistency is the bugbear that frightens little minds.
Unidentified hole, please shut it and inspect yourself. Continue to talk and you will be ignored.
Don't gloss over a routine or piece of code involved in the bug because you "know" it works. Prove it. Prove it in this context, with this data, with these boundary conditions.
You make problem, you have problem
It's actually a good thing if you do reference checks on somebody and half the people you call say they are a micromanager and the other half say they actually give me a lot of responsibility. That's a feature not a bug.
I will fix it for you. Hand on my heart, Bex Adams, I will fix it
Strange! - I wonder when it got there? It is from the
So that's what
one "yes," one "not sure," and one "I had had a dream about a bug.
It happens as feature "Something"... always it happens... something just slow removes your control and makes you powerless....
Why is it upset? Shouldn't it be downset?
You planted a bug on me?"
"Yes."
"And you don't think that was wrong?"
"I don't care."
Prophet blinked. "Fuck. That's something I'd say.
If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called a mistake.
All right, it's a beach. I'm just messing with you."
"It would be funnier if we hadn't spent the last two days trying to hunt down the glitch."
"Did you find it?"
"Yes. The software seems to be submitting fake bug reports. Try to be serious."
"Try to not call me 'the software.
Explanation is a well-dressed error.
If you have played "six times wrong, one time right" the problem is not quite corrected.
Most things don't work like they are supposed to work.
Give me a fruitful error anytime, full of seeds, bursting with its own corrections.
When I was doing interviews at the FBI, my tape recorder battery died. They gave me a new one, and I said, 'Of course, this is bugged?'
Bright, white coming alive jumping off of the aerial
All the time it's a changing, like now ...
sometimes happens in the magic of Other
Something else has happened with computers.
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A flat black bug, that is London.
The fault is as great as hee that is faulty.
The space between the notes was loaded. Negative space.
What's the problem?
The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.
Some things stay a little bit broken forever - even after they've been fixed.
did not recognize that any of the fault
Suddenly, as rare things will, it vanished.
Error itself may be happy chance.
I'm not saying we purposely introduced bugs or anything, but this is kind of a natural result of any complexities of software ... that you can't fully test it.
A slightly uncommon condition of the some-long-word. Nothing at all serious, but it just needs putting right. A simple treatment.
An entomologist is not a bug.
It is interesting to come across people who feel that a ghost communicating via a spell-checker is less far-fetched than a software glitch.
But there are always bugs.
Mystery hovers over all things here below.
The actual "Root Bug" is the fact that earning opportunities (work) aren't allocated to people (in the mid-term) according to their willingness to spend and invest.
I'm a nature bug.
Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.
A lost article invariably shows up after you replace it.
My parents were travelers. Every time my parents got ten dollars ahead they went somewhere. That's what they did. So I got the bug from them.
2.5.03.02.005: Generally speaking, if you fiddle with something, it will break. Don't.
Some errors you can only see once you've committed them.
Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than me? Poop ice cream cones, do you? Call me a bug! Rachel, let me do him now.
That was the strange problem with writing, you had discovered. Meaning never matched the words and words always evaded the thought.
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did something funny with the definite article.
Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped.
Programmers are like magicians who fool everyone into thinking they are perfect and never wrong, but it's all an act. They make mistakes all the time.
...And anyone on whose screen I did manage to appear, generally proved to have a serious malfunction in their operating system, if not outright clinical issues. "Are you a good glitch or a bad glitch?" I had started wondering...
It is with a word as with an arrow
once let it loose and it does not return.
Such things happen.
Perhaps it doesn't understand English,
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
The fault was lying on its' back...
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, one of which is the error of blaming it on the computer.
People make mistakes.
The real bug here is that the design of the system even permits this class of bug. It is unconscionable that someone designing a critical piece of security infrastructure would design the system in such a way that it does not fail safe.
Resolved untested was moot.
Double one mistake?
Seriously?
Sounds like something is going on...!
will definitely correct that in the future.
Well ... It might be a little broken.'
'A little broken is still broken,' I pointed out.
'But fixable.
The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS
Frank: That's wrong
anonymous mystery
It began as a mistake.
In 1962, a typo by a NASA programmer resulted in Mariner 1 being sent into the ocean rather than its intended destination, Venus. The cause was a missed hyphen.
I need to backtrack. I need to reboot.
Do not save changes
The data stream has been corrupted, return to first principles.
I got bitten by the free software bug in February of 1998 around the time of the Mozilla announcement.
What do you mean?
Custom, though never so ancient, without truth, is but an old error.
Don't find the fault, find the remedy
I can fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank page.
And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies.
There is no mistake in nature.
Almost all exploits are simple mistakes.
All keyes hang not on one girdle.
What is a flaw but a human mistake, or an ignorance that sees without options?
The worm is not to be trusted ...
I looked to the window. Patch was gone, but a single black feather was pressed to the outer pane, held in place by last night's rain. Or angel magic.
Now comes the mystery.
What goes unnamed remains hard to correct.
Hey, if you can't fix it, let someone else fix it for you.
You speak of destiny as if it was fixed.
I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
A small oversight, but it proved fatal. Small oversights often do.
Something doesn't start at its usual time. Something doesn't happen as it should. Someone was always, always here, then suddenly disappeared and stubbornly stays disappeared.
Confound it, it's foolish, Tom
I was wondering - I mean - could there be some mistake? Because nobody called me and Scrubb, you know. It was we who asked to come here. You would not have called me unless I had been calling you.
Bugs have always loved me.
I had my own little quirks as a child.
'Type one' error is thinking that something special is happening when nothing special really is happening. 'Type two' error is thinking that nothing special is happening, when in fact something rare or infrequent is happening.'
While editing "Done in One":
FOCUS or F*** US! 08-15-2014
Love truth, but pardon error.