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What cricket? Grasshopper?
prestidigitator,
Waking up to find yourself morphed into a beetle is no excuse to be late for work.
All right, here's a limerick: A young martial artist called Dave Was fearless and handsome and brave He saved me from thugs When I nearly got mugged So now I'm forever Dave's slave." There was a short silence. I cringed. "Um, sorry. Came out a bit gay, that one." Bugger, bugger, bugger.
Don't get pissy because I out-stealthed you.
Moth, that wasn't very nice.
P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug
Are you a Tigger or an Eyore?
The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.
I wish these flies would piss off.
You are strangely troublesome.
What impressess me is that one bug... error... glitch.... just ruin the perfection of myself.
Man, they got mosquitoes 'round this place big enough to rape a chicken.
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bug ...
Hey, guys, I'm going to change," Tony announced. "You all need to get out of here for a little bit." "So fucking change. You change in the locker room all the time-what's the bug deal?" Slade asked. Tony groaned and his eyes narrowed at Slade. "Oh. Gotcha!" Slade turned and announced, "Everybody ...
Fishing is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.
It's a beautiful tale, and today is a beautiful day without any bugs.
The Angelfucker strikes again.
Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it.
Some days you're the windscreen, some the bug.
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
A bug lies in quiet repose;
when he passed no one knows.
Did he suffer, was he pained?
Before he died, was knowledge gained?
Were all life's pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight?
Although not one for pessimism,
I think he died of journalism!
Find our way out, Greenie. Solve the buggin' Maze and find our way out.
'But it's weird, right? It's like we're a gay bug zapper and all the gays keep flocking to us because they think we're bright and shiny, but all I want to do is electrocute most of them because they annoy the crap out of me with their high-pitched whining.'
When the sun shines let foolish gnats make sport,
But creep in crannies when he hides his beams.
What's a dick?" Parenting fail number five-hundred-and-eighty-two of today. "Nothing, babe. I said tick. A tick is a bug." "So you called that person a bug?" "Yup. A big bug.
Driggs, wake up." she shook him. "Driggs!"
"Whaaat?" he groaned, squinting. "Why again? With the shaking?"
She held up the scrap. "I just found this in your pants."
Driggs raised an eyebrow. "What were you doing in my pants?"
She smacked him. "Focus! Read what it says.
You're a booby," said William. "Booby yerself!" said Tom.
What a cocky little turd. I
I'm not a creature of the night, mate.
A friend in need is a pest.
I refuse to allow you, Beadle though you are, to turn me off the grass
Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects.
George,' I croaked, 'are you okay?'
'No. Someone's buttocks are flattening my foot.'
I shifted my position irritably.
You're like a mosquito that won't die. Back up or I'll swat you down.
I pity you, FOOL!
Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord.
Don't let the bugs on the windshield rob you of seeing the horizon.
it the bloody-brinjal-and-bugger-all. Which is
English is a bitch
Bunter!"
"Yes, my lord."
"Her Grace tells me that a respectable Battersea architect has discovered a dead man in his bath."
"Indeed, my lord? That's very gratifying."
"Very, Bunter. Your choice of words is unerring. I wish Eton and Balliol had done as much for me ...
I smiled the private smile of the corrected fool
You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs.
Emotional fuckwittage
what I meant." Glaser
pocket lizard licker.
Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH THEIR CONVERSION!
No good sensible working bee listens to the advice of a bedbug on the subject of business.
This morning I'm a mosquito, now you're a flying cart? Arosia
Get off me you pervert,
A queer fellow and a jolly fellow is the grasshopper. Up the mountains he comes on excursions, how high I don't know, but at least as far and high as Yosemite tourists.
Bug, meanwhile, had learned at Marshtown that might made right, and he got older and paler, his head downcast like a nodding flower that expects itself to be cut at any moment.
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I've said before, bugs in amber.
The mosquito knows full well, small as he is he's a beast of prey. But after all he only takes his bellyful, he doesn't put my blood in the bank.
Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
Ow."
"You had a mosquito."
"No, I didn't.
Flies are the price we pay for summer.
Oooo, My Picky woke up on the wrong side of the bed. (Sunshine)
The mosquitos are so big they eat you alive wear your shoes.
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Your name's longer'n you are.
The worm hissed. "You said it couldn't see!" shouted Oates, forgetting Umber's instruction to be silent. He shook a fist. "We all heard it, Umber! You specifically said, it couldn't see!"
"I know-isn't it wonderful to learn something new?" Umber laughed.
Mosquitoes were using my ankles as filling stations.
West, pull your head out of your easel. Boxner
Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
Shout out to my haters sorry you couldn't phase me.
I had been wrong about him Tuesday when I figured that he had always been fifty years old and always would be. He had already put on at least five years, and he had shrunk. Instead of tagging him a neat little squirt I would now call him a magnified beetle.
Okay, no more jokes about ladybugs making you their bitch.
Is that a dangler in your memo or are you just glad to see me?
With an unseen inner-smile, the beetle carried on its journey, rolling manure. It had decided that stones were not to its liking. It was happy in its life and its life, quite literally, was a lump of shit.
You dirty rat...
Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon ... I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon.
What did he die of?
Bunbury? Oh, he was exploded!
Insects all business all the time.
Let's go drinking and then go back to sleep like good bugs.
Game On, Motherfucker.....
Square go then smart cunt!
When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed.
Owr brave little shank!
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.
You're just a bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode. That's what you are, a bee charmer.
My parents were travelers. Every time my parents got ten dollars ahead they went somewhere. That's what they did. So I got the bug from them.
They had puddled in the floorboards and they poured out onto the pavement like the jackpot from the Devil's slot machine, the bugs raining down with a sound like frying bacon.
Belay that fuckery.
For us, a pretty bird is a pretty bird; for an insect, pretty bird is an ugly enemy!
How to spell Aedes aegypti,the world's one-stop, viral-disease-transmitting mosquito: T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
The squealing little arse-gerbil.
Idiot! You idiot!
Here Skugg lies snug As a bug in a rug.
Giddy grasshopper
Take care ... do not leap and crush
These pearls of dewdrop
He who does not know how to encircle a girl so that she loses sight of everything he does not want her to see, he who does not know how to poetize himself into a girl so that it is from her that everything proceeds as he wants it-he is and remains a bungler
Oh shut up,' I said. 'It's still Dan. He's hardly the father of my children, is he? He's the bloke you call after you've been to the doctor to ask if he's the reason you're itching.
The dirigible came to rest as lightly as a butterfly on an egg, if the butterfly were to stumble a bit and list heavily to one side and the egg to take on the peculiar characteristics of Scotland in winter: more soggy and more gray than one would think possible.
Perceive ye not that we are worms, designed
To form the angelic butterfly, that goes
To judgment, leaving all defence behind?
Why doth your mind take such exalted pose,
Since ye, disabled, are as insects, mean
As worm which never transformation knows?
The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken.
Why got plans today, hon, and we got to check out, get home, shower, and if you get up now, we'll have enough time to f each other's brain out.
What have I done? Most lasses like it when a man kills the bugs. Along with reaching high places and giving sexual pleasure, it's one of the few universally popular qualities we have on offer."
-Logan
If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass
not important, trifling
All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.