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Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful
I've got a virtually limitless supply of bullshit.
A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him.
Misers are very kind people: they amass wealth for those who wish their death.
How unconvincing. Try again.
crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon.
He's is a real dummy
I may have got (Paul) Waner out, but I never fooled him.
I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo
Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.
We're all entitled to a little stupidity now and then.
Beldin
You don't get it." "No, I don't. You've attempted to explain and I still don't. Mostly because I never got the concept of bullshit and I still don't, even when a beautiful woman is trying to feed it to me.
Salter is a writer who particularly rewards those for whom reading is an intense pleasure. He is among the very few North American writers all of whose work I want to read, whose as-yet-unpublished books I wait for impatiently.
Bullshit, as you Americans say.
He's Irish.
The Irish say bullshit too.
Checkmate, bitch.
Show me somebody who really knows what irony means and I'll show you a bullshit artist.
All Marketers are liars tell stories,
Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.
You call me an unbeliever. I shall therefore call you a True Believer since a lie is best met with one of similar magnitude.
False reasoners are often best confuted by giving them the full swing of their own absurdities.
I deserved better than to be bullshitted by the vice president,
You're a liar, Cassel Sharpe. A lying liar who lies.
Your bullshit quotient is higher than my husband
Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it
RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.
Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself!
I'm just a lie waiting to happen.
A miser is sometimes a grand personification of fear. He has a fine horror of poverty; and he is not content to keep want from the door, or at arm's length, but he places it, by heaping wealth upon wealth, at a sublime distance!
A thinker is a person whose part it is to symbolize time according to his vision and understanding. He has no choice; he thinks as he has to think.
To this day, H.R. Giger's work remains distinctive in every sense. He is frighteningly unique.
Let the bullshitters have their bullshit. You and me, we have lives to live. And once you open your mouth to respond to their bullshit
well, that's when you're knee-deep in it.
Wowers never speede well, that have a false harte.
I am the barrier between the bullshit that falls from the sky and the humans who do not want bullshit on their pantsuits. In eight days of riding around, that's what I've discovered. It's raining bullshit. Probably all the time.
Brilliant, Piter! I'm glad I didn't execute you all those times when you were so annoying.'
'So am I,' de Vries said.
Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little.
"Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me."
"Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed
Holy baloney motherfucking crap.
You, my friend, are so good at lying to yourself you're actually starting to believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth
I think I'm much too earnest to be as cool as 'Boyd Crowder'.
Believe this, Bitch.
It's not bullshit. I am fine. You're more than fine. You're damn beautiful.
Of course, I'm no dummy.
It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
Maybellene, why can't you be true?
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
I'm not some total invalid
Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.
We have been sitting here all night bullshitting and we still don't know what to do.
You a stupid hoe
Found out. A nothing player.
The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends.
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
Hold up. I'm bait?
Stop shrugging, shrugger.
It is significant that while there is a word "profiteer" to stigmatize those who make allegedly excessive profits, there is no such word as "wageer" - or "losseer.
Who are you?' I didn't understand the question. I'm Uri', he said. 'What's your name?' I gave him my name. 'Stopthief.
Finally I am becoming stupider no more.
Wipe your mouth,
there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?
I love you, Nathan Douglas Weller.
One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.
You must be dumber than you think I think you are.
Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.
I can't help it. Tolbert seems to respond to my brand of bullshit. It's a gift."
"Well, I want your gift. Please, master, teach me how to bullshit.
Life is too short to waste on bullshit.
I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit.
A Southerner, inferior.
speed understander,
Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!
This is getting funner.
that fucking motherfucker
Didn't lie give you
I would like to start by calling bullshit.
To recognize bullshit,
nose is better than ear.
I never thought there might be one like you out there. Unaware, untrained.
Unbelievable. You have no idea what you are, do you?"
"Crazy?
I really had no idea you'd be this stupid but then again you were the only person that really got me
I'm a lying liar who lies.
As long as one person reads the bullshit I put on paper, and likes it, i'll keep writing.
A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit
Don't even try your bullshit with us...! You psycho idiot, certifiable, father-complex, bitch!
prestidigitator,
Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn't necessarily false, but it's never really the truth either. So when someone's bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention.
Ful wys is he that kan himselve knowe.
I'd let the dummy comment slide, partly because I felt like a dummy and partly because I couldn't think of an eloquent way to say asshole.
I'm not fake in any way.
Closure is bullshit.
You cannot bullshit the stopwatch.
Tell me some lies.
my parents Oedipal fakers
Finally I'm becoming stupider no more.
WORTHLESS, USELESS
The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own.
I thought you an' I'd already settled the roles in the fucker/fuckee relationship! I guess I thought wrong!
My whole life has been a lie.
The Angelfucker strikes again.
Joke in book:
You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception.
A system-grinder hates the truth.
You say you're sick, huh? Well, it looks like you've come down with a case of bullshit.
People are stupider than anybody.