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It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.
playing patience,
Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived.
Bullshit takes no genius,
even fool senses its' foul.
The lie that started it all.
I deserved better than to be bullshitted by the vice president,
Saying, ain't doing.
Are you asking me or telling me?
Doubting pleases me no less than knowing
attempting to block progress.
was letting the cameras
There's the bullshit you know that you know; the bullshit you don't know and know you don't know; and the bullshit you just think you know but really don't.
There are only three people in life you can never fool
pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can't type that.
Because you were being a salty bitch
Holy baloney motherfucking crap.
A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit
If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not.
It's not bullshit. I am fine. You're more than fine. You're damn beautiful.
Buggeration and Fuckery
THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY
Still whining, Louis!
Mere prattle without practice
I'm telling you a lie in a vicious effort that you will repeat my lie over and over until it becomes true
You don't have to pay tax on bullshit
Please stop trifling.
It's a piece of piss. You know what I do? I just get up and read the paper. Then people ask questions, and I just bullshit. Actively bullshit, as opposed to passively. That's the best bit. Just bullshitting. Piece of utter piss.
Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.
What kind of an idiotic question is that?
The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own.
Stop shrugging, shrugger.
Changing the story until you believe it.
Shut your eyes and see.
One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.
Rumor exaggerates.
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.
I can't help it. Tolbert seems to respond to my brand of bullshit. It's a gift."
"Well, I want your gift. Please, master, teach me how to bullshit.
You cannot bullshit the stopwatch.
How unconvincing. Try again.
To recognize bullshit,
nose is better than ear.
Some irony. The girl who couldn't face her own bullshit . . . suddenly forcing everyone else to.
Bullshit was the adult version of Santa Claus. For reasons I'll never comprehend, the general population seemed to enjoy wallowing, spouting, and believing in bullshit.
As the explanation wound on, Eck began to get a whiff of the unmistakable scent of bullshit.
The problem of pretending to be alive.
Time flies, dreams die, people lose faith,
Tryna hide behind a lie with a straight face.
Farting, don't think, just fart.
Dig into it deeper.
sucking on a football.
What else exhausts like sustained deception?
It's bullshit what that bullshitter says. A story's a story, whether it's beautiful or bullshit.
A little lie that's almost true.
Immaculate Deception.
I know. I was hoping," I say.
"Exactly. Because you're desperate," says Haymitch.
I don't argue because, of course, he's right.
It's hard to bullshit the ocean. It's not listening, you know what I mean.
Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn't necessarily false, but it's never really the truth either. So when someone's bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention.
Not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck.
It not knowing what to do, it's doing what you know.
Doubt is really a groping ignorance.
If you don't go do what you wanna do, you're just bullshitting yourself.
You, my friend, are so good at lying to yourself you're actually starting to believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth
I don't like being lied to.
life pretending to be someone they're not." He
I Don't Care About FIFA. This is bullshit.
I'm still not doing you
The exit in a blaze of glory is bullshit.
Ignorance; lack of knowledge or lack of curiosity.
Stupid - this assumption people have, that things should somehow be right.
He's is a real dummy
Believing absolutely everything that appears in print.
Exactly what they-- Peter James
To lie to yourself, and thereby to everyone else.
Sheer dumb sentience. Here
Exaggeration is a branch of lying.
egocentric melodrama.
It's very simple
I got smacked up the side of the head and all your bullshit fell out and some sense seeped in.
If you are explaining, you are losing.
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
If you're explaining, you're losing.
Whatever you think is delusion.
Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.
I suffer from freak creative outbursts," I say, which is true, and his mouth starts to twitch. "That's what you call lying?
I'm just playing ball. Trying not to think about it too much.
I am the barrier between the bullshit that falls from the sky and the humans who do not want bullshit on their pantsuits. In eight days of riding around, that's what I've discovered. It's raining bullshit. Probably all the time.
Can't you see through my bullshit by now?" "Can't we just ... I don't know ... say what we think or feel?
People only need the right amount of bullshit for things to start exploding. Sad, but it's human nature.
I am not second-guessing or questioning my understanding of the issue
If you have to say you're not doing something, then you probably are.
Listen. Don't explain or justify.
Basking in the light and glory that comes with not giving a damn.
Crap. I was a lying chicken.
Man, I'm sick of doubt.
Keep buggering on....
So what was that about?" Makin asked, striding up behind.
"They shot my idiot," I said.
Dare to be naive.
It's hard to explain and best thing to do is not be false.
Shifting minds one word at a time.
psychological reactance.
Fuck this self-doubt bullshit.
Believe this, Bitch.
You're blocking.