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I model jeans. You need a bum for those.
The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.
How dare he have such a stinky crotch.
for cleanliness, that's a dirty
Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
Oh yes. Draw your hem back from my mud, little sister.
You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum!
Rogues in rags are kept in countenance by rogues in ruffles.
Lumpyface Lumpyhead
I honestly can't believe how people can think they can do dirt and not get dirty.
And for those slinging mud ...take a look at your hands.
What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
The "down and dirty
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."
Show me a hero and I'll show you a bum.
You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole.
Mr. Sausage Nose
May I request a new uniform? A towel seems inappropriate for the position.
The humpback never sees the hump on his own back.
Why must you choose the only dignified person in this crew as the butt of your mockery?"
"Because, my dear man," Ham said, imitating Breeze's accent, "you are, by far, the best butt we have.
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.
Lets not push it under the rug, or push it to the side because, no matter what, it's going to keep coming up. You know, if you never deal with that dirt up under the carpet, it's going to get larger and larger, and it's going to keep coming up.
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
My bum had fallen off. "Seriously!
If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!
Now all the bums is wondering where I be's at -if you ain't a barbie it's none of your freaking beeswax!!!
Washing, this modern behind the ears nonsense.
If you can still wipe your own backside then life's not that bad!
Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard'st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!
Dirt is a thing people make too much fuss about.
All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...
She covered her body with a feather, reached under her legs, and threw her panties into the audience. A flying herpes rag. A hipster with mutton-chop sideburns caught it. He crumpled it in his fist and thrust it into the air excitedly. His little venereal prize. A
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks ... "
When I create a sports costume, I remember that it must not look - how do you say? - 'bedraggled.'
Thou lump of foul deformity!
I don't like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella.
-Pig.
-I prefer the term rutting beast.
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
I ain't mad ma, see you on ya bummy swag I'm in that money green Jag, lot of money bags
Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
Today I am dirty , but tomorrow I'll be just dirt.
So long, crumb-bum.
Get up, you useless lump, get up!
sausages. Behind
Captain Queernabs A shabby-looking man in poor clothes
He who slings mud loses ground.
I'm a mean beanbag tosser.
Got some, dirt on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me?
I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a straight razor ... if you get too close to me
Pussies [10w]
Pussies are like parachutes ~
they work best when wide open.
tissues, crumpled baby
Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt
I keep a lucky red rag in my pocket when I bat, which has been a good luck charm for a few years.
The vile are trampled beneath the feet of other pigs.
Good grief, this guy had a sleeping rug on his chest.
Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, ESPERANZA VALDEZ!" His
You lazy, floor banana motherf*****
I told Sabe floor-scrubbing was winter
Dirt is just matter out of place.
I'm covered with loser dust.
Your a skid-mark on the underwear of humanity. -Ostin Liss
If wearing this rag will in any way speed the process of gathering my furture soldiers, then I will waer it. But if it doesn't ... "
Vollrath bowed. "I will subject myself to your temper."
You'll have no choice.
Bombeck's Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever.
Does a toilet seat get ass?
Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place.
Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
What's with the cute shoelace on your head?"
"What this?" He flicked the end of the cord with his finger.
"Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.
Foul, misbegotten mound of walking donkey dung!
Dirt Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
It's no fun to be a bluestocking in a family of jockstraps.
the mangle in the laundry.
Her ruddy brown skin had the texture of pebbled linoleum.
Eat dirt evil doer!
Salt a slug and shame a hero.
Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - "
"The what?" said Seamus Finnigan, sounding revolted.
"Pus, Finnigan, pus," said Professor Sprout.
When the soldier is hit by a cannon-ball, rags are as becoming as purple.
The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.
If dirt were trumps, what hands you would hold!
occasional puke puddle.
the wrinkled sleeve of the head
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
One day, you would see,
You have dropped your attire,
The dirt you are carrying on your shoulder
And your entire self!
Soap is another article in great demand
the Continental allowance is too small, and dear, as every necessary of life is now got, a soldier's pay will not enable him to purchase, by which means his consequent dirtiness adds not a little to the disease of the Army.
Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.
Gentlemen, let's go row!
Under the seams runs the pain.
Need help washing other places?"
"Yeah. I'm really dirty."
"I can't believe you said that with a straight face."
"I can't believe you'll do it anyway.
'Dirtbag' is just the term we use, like a 'gnarly dude' in surfing. Within the climbing culture, it means being a committed lifer: someone who has embraced a minimalist ethic in order to rock climb. It basically means you're a homeless person by choice.
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.
You dirty so and so.
You just witnessed an old-fashioned rump kicking.
Blech! Smells like Chewbacca's burned butt hair. Where the hell am I?
Puny human body, my ass!
Pumas are wusses," Rourke muttered from the front seat.
[09:09] MAV: You're sending me into space in a convertible.
[09:24] HOUSTON: There will be Hab canvas covering the holes. It will provide enough aerodynamics in Mars's atmosphere.
[09:38] MAV: So it's a ragtop. Much better.
crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon.