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Which office do I go to to get my reputation back?
My sister the booty police.
Police are bureaucrats with weapons.
Government regulators are another name for police.
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Do not stare at the frog.
In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
Continental Baking Company, Ninth and Clinton Streets,
who are the brain police?
Klara Sztucinski, and Elliott Kellman. The administrative
There's something about dealing with government agencies that makes you feel like a criminal.
The Justice Dept. is the new F.E.M.A.
where the victim (Citibank) was
The post office actually achieves its mission. I wish we could say the same of the CIA.
The insolence of office.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
boys. Defense attorneys for the whole crappy world." Bob's new apartment
Whose house is that, Constable?
official investigation.
Bureaucracies, I've suggested, are not themselves forms of stupidity so much as they are ways of organizing stupidity
of managing relationships that are already characterized by extremely unequal structures of imagination, which exist because of the existence of structural violence.
If there is going to be a Big Brother in the United States, it is going to be us. The FBI.
That which submits rules.
The Federal Department of Odds and Ends: sweepus underum carpetae.
diminutive Mr. B was a private eye. The
The only agency of the federal government with a more demoralized workforce than Homeland Security is the Small Business Administration, a notorious turkey farm that should have been abolished years ago.
Anybody see you come in here?"
Holly thought about it.
"The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, and the EIB."
Foaly frowned. "EIB?"
"Everyone in the building.
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].
Amateur bureaucrats are often even worse than professional bureaucrats.
The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime!
My Becca's home.
A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.
partner ACC Colin Carswell based at police HQ Sir David Strathern chief constable of Lothian and Borders Police Jean Burchill Rebus's current partner, museum curator
government, take off in a
from clients for the safeguarding of
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
First the FSB agent, and now the FBI. It was becoming a real alphabet soup of international espionage.
To maintain order in your bureaucratic life, you more or less have to stay home; go away for any length of time and you're always likely to run afoul of some agency or other.
In Stockton, Illinois,
Doyle Dane Bernbach was a great, great agency when I got there. There was an arrogance that everyone had, but it was a closed club. I was a guy who worked a little differently. Edgier. More punch-in-the-mouth.
By their very nature bureaucracies have no conscience, no memory, and no mind.
Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles
which is the way they help me.
We now have a Government and an Adjustment Bureau operating parallel to one another.
I experienced it first hand.
See Example: The Adjustment Bureau (2011) starring Matt
Damon and Emily Blunt.
Chris Teasley came on. She said, "Um, Agent Corte." "Officer Corte," I corrected. My organization is an office, not a bureau or an agency. When Congress gave Abe the money that's what he created.
The agencies are the Walmarts of the welfare agency
Bureaucrats sometimes do not have the correct information, while citizens and users of resources do.
I found the bank robbery getaway car but was scolded over the FBI radio. Why?"
~ From Walking the Corporate Beat: Police School for Business People.
From coast to coast, the FBI and Securities and Exchange Commission have ensnared people not only at hedge funds, but at technology and pharmaceutical companies, consulting and law firms, government agencies, and even a major stock exchange.
Many thinkers worry over the progressive bureaucratization of the world and the social threat of its terror. Yet they forget that these very bureaucrats are themselves terrorized, and that they are terrorized by their desks. Once plunked down behind one, a man will never learn to tear himself free.
We're getting rid of bureaucracy, so that we're releasing time for police officers to be crime fighters and not form writers.
I haven't checked this out yet, but one of our guys told me we have a counselor within 45 minutes to an hour of most small businesses in this country. That's really powerful. I call it our bone structure.
To most people in a bureaucracy, the main thing is that they've got a steady paycheck, because who ever lays off a bureaucrat?
Finders keepers. Asshole.
They're - FBI agents are some of the finest people you'll find anyplace in the country or the world. And I'm lucky to have the opportunity to work with them.
Be prepared for the creation of an intrusive bureaucracy to police the ordinance by examining the books and payroll ledgers of businesses ...
The Feds can kiss my ass.
I need an office, so I can have a place where I don't write.
I didn't know the organization, but the one thing you can say about the FBI, it's tremendously professional.
U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.
There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.
He documented touchpoints with the various agencies and departments where applicable, recognizing
Breitenau." The first policeman
The police, they're seemingly so frank, and they tell you nothing.
Commission for Justice and Peace
The FBI has long been a part of the security for the nation's banks because bank robberies have been a priority.
... bums on the outside, libraries inside.
Small business, right down to the individual can beat big, bureaucratic companies ten times out of ten.
10 East 53rd Street
The office of the lawyer ... is too delicate, personal and confident to be occupied by a corporation.
My generals are a parcel of post inspectors.
The spine of the FBI is the rule of law. The spine of the FBI is a commitment to doing the right thing, in the right way, while protecting civil liberties.
Bureaucracy has committed murder here in the greater New Orleans area, and bureaucracy has to stand trial before Congress now.
I want to know how the hell you managed to locate that hideout using the damn public library.
Bureaucrats want bigger bureaus. Special interests are interested in whatever's special to them. These two groups bring great pressure to bear upon politicians who have another agenda yet:
to cater to the temporary whims and fads of the public and the press.
there's nothing worse on this earth than privileged bureaucratic assholes who work the system. they never get caught, and if they do, there are no real consequences.
They're on you day and night. Their oversight is just too extreme [ ... ] That's why our 10-year loan, we paid it back in three years. We couldn't stand the government. The bureaucracy kills you.
I like to call the Department of Labor the Department of Opportunity, and that means opportunity for everyone - no matter whom you love.
East 103rd, New York, New York
Bryant wanted to be outside digging up corpses and chasing (as much as his bad leg would allow) unscrupulous but fiendishly brilliant villains through the back alleys of the city. Instead he was meeting a clerk about forgotten bits of paperwork.
The greatest power of bureaucracies is to make the smart act stupid and the good to act evil.
The best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants.
It has become the custom in our country to expect all Chief Executives, from the President down, to conduct activities analogous to an entertainment bureau. No occasion is too trivial for its promoters to invite them to attend and deliver an address.
Little Caesar's Pizza,
International that had been parked nose-out in the alley beside the five-and-dime.
the basement. Katz
The bureaucrat is not free to aim at improvement. He is bound to obey rules and regulations established by a superior body. He has no right to embark upon innovations if his superiors do not approve of them. His duty and his virtue is to be obedient.
In all countries with a settled bureaucracy people used to say: The cabinets come and go, but the bureaus remain.
Precision, speed, unambiguity, knowledge of files, continuity, discretion, unity, strict subordination, reduction of friction and of material and personal costs - these are raised to the optimum point in the strictly bureaucratic administration.
Between 7th and 8th Streets, and then the location of the
The bureaucrat is a man who administers things and people, and who relates himself to people as to things.
Customer service should not be a department, customer service is everyone's job.
The banks run the place.
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Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
Court of St. James's,
NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. Where else but in Texas would men set up to administer space?
A high-level government agent was arrested today for selling secrets to Russia. They now have all of the exact locations of our back-to-school headquarters.
I think the Social Office is really the office where East meets West. For those that don't know, the East side is typically the First Lady's side of the house. The West side is typically the President's side of the house.
Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.
Joe's Morgue. You stab 'em, we bag 'em.
You hear these horrible stories about the FBI just doing all these nasty things to people. And you know what? In my case, I didn't experience any of that, probably because the way I treated them. I was like, 'Okay, what do you want to know?' So I kept going back to their offices on a regular basis.