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Burlesque girls were alchemists. They were steel-tough performers who were willing to use kitchens as dressing rooms, haul their costume bags through the snow, and go into debt over fake diamonds, all for the five minutes onstage when they were goddesses.
I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.
Cruddy Mouthbreather
Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
Brim is hope. Brim is love.
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".
One of my favorite stores in the Old Town is Buchbinderei. It's this tiny stationery shop where the owner, Doris Feldman, makes these beautiful hand-bound notebooks I always buy for gifts.
I'm a big fan of teatowels and am always on the lookout for a good one.
Why, look you, I am whipp'd and scourg'd with rods,
Nettled and stung with pismires[nettles], when I hear
Of this vile politician, Bolingbroke.
The burqa is a way of controlling the woman, but in the name of respect. Every culture or religion gives a different name for the burqa. It is honor, or culture, or religion. Really, it just controls the woman and keeps her inside.
Greatest stuff in the world. Superman's duct tape.
Cranberry Catsup
We all have the same Rislampa/Har paper lamps made from wire and environmentally friendly unbleached paper. Mine are confetti.
Brimming. That's what it is, I want to get to a place where my sentences enact brimming.
There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them is my ball sack.
Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast.
Mouldy blanket? ALBUS
Bedazzled? What the heck was a bedazzle?
Teflon Panty Club
Crap on a stick.
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts] ... If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by scotch tape.
Unthinkable clothing
coat that she always
Something made out of words...
Crash, from the Russian krashenina Noun: a rough fabric sometimes used to strengthen the spine of a book
You're a bum-rag covered in clart!
SABLE- A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy.
How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?
I have to make a dress out of recycled materials for my kid's preschool 'Project Runway'-like assignment. I'm currently fusing plastic bags.
To the naked eye Boudicca is a haze of noxious green that lurks among fronds of seaweed looking exactly like the aftermath of a chemical spill.
It was a red-flannel chest-protector, one of those large quasi-hygienic objects that with pills and medicines take the place of beneficial relics and images among the Protestant peoples of Christendom.
That all you got...Bub?Bub-- Joss Whedon
The word that almost makes me throw up is satin; damask makes me throw up.
I wonder if she was goin' to quilt it or just knot it?
Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As
Uh huh. Swag...Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.
Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.
Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
Wearing a scrap of colored cloth around your neck, even though it serves no useful purpose, but which answers to the name of "tie."
Pussies [10w]
Pussies are like parachutes ~
they work best when wide open.
Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn,
It is the horrible texture of a fabric that should be woven of ships' cables and hawsers. A Polar wind blows through it, and birds of prey hover over it.
Humanity's gift to the universe. Duct Tape.
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
is it the matter of wrapping or covering?
fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
She ... grabbed her bra, clasping it and shoving her arms through.
"Ye harness your udders?" The man was insufferable.
"For your information, it's a bra - short for brassiere, something that wasn't invented until the twentieth century.
Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?
I like 'Ab Fab;' I love the crazy stuff they wear. That's my favourite! I love 'Ab Fab.'
Whoever invented the
front-clasp bra? God bless you.
Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese.
Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?
thin materials, or in conjunction with flat stitch. Twisted knot
Loopy as a crochet convention.
pilaster, probably meant to anchor a
If you have a tendency to find yourself in MacGyveresque situations, go ahead and choose a synthetic rope to craft with. I don't want you cursing my name as you hang from a cliff by your swiftly fraying Monkey's Fist necklace.
She tangled her words
like matted fishing lines
Pulchritude
beauty where you would least suspect it, hidden in a word that looked like it should signify a belch or a skin infection.
Mills & Boon and Harlequins are like colourful jelly beans, you can't get enough of...
Let me just tell you this: I love polyester.
Bundy Rum- better than local anaesthetic.
Bukkake," said a voice in my ear. "Multiple ejaculations onto the face. It's the new thing." It was the tattooed girl, crouched behind my chair. "This is the only genuine and authentic Godzilla Bukkake night in America.
the sleeves of my chocolate-scented T-shirt.
Knit your hearts with an unslipping knot.
Worldfoam. I like that. It sounds fluffy.
Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
Poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew.
Concurring hands divide
flax for damask
that when bleached by Irish weather
has the silvered chamois-leather
water-tightness of a
skin.
Call me old-fashioned, but whenever I see those wire-fortified ribbons, I have the secret stab of nostalgia for old-timey ribbon, the kind whose ends flop like spaniel ears. I'm suspicious of unnaturally perky ribbon.
Underpants! Underpants!
The barracuda antithesis is gumbo gum ball radio waterfall.
That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.
Crafting, as the title suggests,
Around your skin, I tie and untie mine.
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss
So instead of a bra, what do you think I wore for support, intergalactically? Gaffer's tape.
Zip zop wop boopity bop.
I'm a fan of parchment and wood pulp.
The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.
Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I
I grew up in the countryside and always used to wear my parents' Barbour jackets. It is a fantastic British heritage brand.
Go cons a piece of cake onto your mouth.
Every dressing room should have a few proper bottles of bubbly.
You know you've had too much to eat for Christmas dinner when you slump down onto a beanbag and realize ... there is no beanbag.
An eye-jangling assortment of spurious clan tartans, adorning every conceivable object made of fabric, from caps, neckties, and serviettes down to a particularly horrid yellow "Buchanan" sett used to make men's nylon Y-front underpants.
I've teamed up with BaubleBar to curate a collection of gorgeous jewelry pieces. I worked closely with the BaubleBar team to design a collection that encompasses my style and all of my go to pieces.
ORANGE MARMALADE',
Patent leather wedges-they were big when I went to prom!
was holding a large, insulated lunch sack.
An inflated balloon
impressive to look at but hollow at the core and easily punctured.
Whiz Galliano whip whip the Armani In the drip drip lick lick like a lolly
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in.
A piece of bad news wrapped in a protein coat.
If only one word is to be used to describe what Baupost does, that word should be: 'Mispricing'. We look for mispricing due to over-reaction.
What are those humps on her chest?
I used to lay drunk in alleys and I probably will again.Bukowski, who is he? I read about Bukowski and it doesn't seem like anything to do with me.