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When they got there, the first thing they saw was the man himself, with a white stick burning away in his mouth, cutting row after row of frosted cabbages. Rowsby Woof was with him, wagging his tail and jumping about in a ridiculous manner. After
How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks.
Is an egg a vegetable?
Don't think of onions!
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.
I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
Chard and kale are my favorite these days.
See, if you said green bean, I'd be very upset. However, if you told her an eggplant, I'd probably never wear pants again. So what's it going to be, Jess?
parsley. Vegetables these days are chopped into tiny grass.
I was put off by people at school - my cabbage wasn't as good as other people's, you know, so that put me off.
Elves and Dragons! I says to him. Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you.
Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world!
Elves and Dragons! Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you. Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you.
~Hamfast Gamgee (the Gaffer)
I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht.
Shite and onions!
Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!
The only meals they could afford were bread and margarine for breakfast, boiled potatoes and cabbage for lunch, and cabbage soup for supper.
Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.
A crier of green sauce.
He stuck out like a cabbage in a rose garden
People believe a little too easily that the function of the sun is to help the cabbages along.
If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean.
Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.
Broccoli, when overboiled, produces a sulfuric stench that causes children to gag the instant they enter the house.
The onion and its satin wrappings is among the most beautiful of vegetables and is the only one that represents the essence of things. It can be said to have a soul.
Call any vegetable,
call it by name,
and the chances are good
that the vegetable will respond to you
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.
I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.
This Superfood, Asparagus
I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for the International Potato Centre in Peru put it, 'No one gets worked up over lettuce like they do the potato.'
When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.
Lima beans, watermelons, potatoes, eggplants, and cabbages are among the many other familiar crops whose wild ancestors were bitter or poisonous, and
ginger ¼ teaspoon pumpkin
Kings and cabbages go back to compost, but good deeds stay green forever.
And, incidentally, tomato ketchup is not a vegetable." Sybil added. "Not even the dried stuff around the top of the bottle.
I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions.
No vegetable exists which is not better slightly undercooked.
I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the produce section of the food store?
It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it.
The normal food of man is vegetable.
Why was the boy surprised to find celery growing out of his ears?
May there be no frost on your potatoes, nor worms in your cabbage.
Vegetables ... a waste of good plate space
The cabbage white flies through the tailor's cheek. The tailor sinks his head. The cabbage white flies out of the back of the tailor's head, white and uncrumpled. Skinny Wilma flaps her handkerchief. The cabbage white flies through her forehead and into her head.
Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!
Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner.
IMAGINE WHIRLED PEAS
Lettuce is the Devil.
For my money, celery hasn't got a mean bit of fibre in its body, and we all need to start being much nicer to it.
Vegetables when not sufficiently cooked are know to be so exceedingly unwholesome and indigestible, that the custom of serving them 'crisp' should be altogether disregarded when health is considered of more importance than fashion.
I would like it very much if you pulled on something of mine. Kale
Nobody has ever expected me to be President. In my poor, lean, lank face, nobody has ever seen that any cabbages were sprouting out.
Peter lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.
I don't do carrots.
My vegetable patch is my pride and joy.
Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.
DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.
-Death
with green beans and rice.
A pod for peas wears hearts on a sleeve.
One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted.
Kale sighed. He wasn't defensive or apologetic. Just matter-of-fact. "I dont like him."
Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said,"I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the food produce section of the store?" - Toxic
The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best.
You're a vegetable!
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.
Don't put beets in the soup, Reshi. They're foul.
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.
If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato.
I like to pick my own vegetables.
Don't forget: cruciferous vegetables must be chopped, crushed, or chewed well for maximum benefit!
I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.
An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.
The first time I saw hundreds of fiddlehead ferns boiling in an enormous pot I realized what an odd person I must be to hear tiny cries from the mouths of cooking vegetables.
And turnips - endless ruptured turnips.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.
To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.
Most folks call them green onions, but
they're really scallions.
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".
A fusty nut with no kernel.
To get the best results you must talk to your vegetables.
Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your
languid spleen,
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a
not-too-French French bean!
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
There are truckloads of broccoli at this very minute descending on Washington. My family is divided. For the broccoli vote out there: Barbara loves broccoli. She has tried to make me eat it. She eats it all the time herself. So she can go out and meet the caravan of broccoli that's coming in.
Someone threw a cabbage at William Howard Taft. That didn't bother Taft. He quipped, "I see that one of my adversaries has lost his head.
Sweet potato fries
By all that is sacred in our hope for the human race, I conjure those who love happiness and truth to give a fair trial to the vegetable system!
Don't be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.
Luckily, my children love broccoli, and although we sometimes enter into UN-like negotiations about how many 'trees' they need to eat before they can partake of ice cream, it is a vegetable that they tend to embrace.
I will not move my army without onions.
and spinach from the pan
Sugar is not a vegetable.
Spare feast! a radish and an egg.
The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.
How can you enjoy ice cream if you never eat broccoli?
It looks more like a rotting pumpkin.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.