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Smeagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and - taters. What's taters,precious, eh, what's taters?"
"Po-ta-toes!" said Sam.
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The carrots got malformed as the earth was too hard for them, but still they were worthy.
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Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.
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I am a grateful ... grapefruit.
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Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse.
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Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said
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The first pale blossom of the unripened year.
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Less frightening, but no less disgusting, is the Iranian taste for jam made out of carrots.
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I sweet potato what I sweet potato.
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parsley. Vegetables these days are chopped into tiny grass.
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The stealing began again with carrots, which apparently are the gateway vegetable, because soon it led to all manner of produce theft.
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See, if you said green bean, I'd be very upset. However, if you told her an eggplant, I'd probably never wear pants again. So what's it going to be, Jess?
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The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it's a carrot.
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If there is a God, he's a son of a bitch. If he wanted to do us a favor he would have made raw carrots and bean sprouts as appealing as a fatty, fried sandwich and a Marlboro.
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Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top.
"Seriously?"
The woman gives me a wide-eyed don't say anything look and walks away fast.
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I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips.
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I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake.
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The urban myth that carrots are good for your eyesight originated in wartime disinformation, intended to stop the Nazis wondering why the British were getting so good at spotting raiding bombers.
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Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world!
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
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It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I'm a gnarly carrot kind of guy.
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The wise bunny knows the carrot will not hop to him.
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Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.
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Omigosh - I'm a squash!
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Why was the boy surprised to find celery growing out of his ears?
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Orange, Longbottom.
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It's a lot harder to get people to 'ooh' and 'aah' over beets and carrots than it is to get them to 'ooh' and 'aah' over artichokes or asparagus, and I enjoy being able to take these humble, 'lowbrow' foodstuffs up a few notches and serve them with great exuberance.
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I am thinking of the onion again ... Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like the banana. But a modest, self-effacing vegetable, questioning, introspective, peeling itself away, or merely radiating halos like ripples.
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I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.
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Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat down in his nightshirt, took up his pencil, sucked the end for a moment, and then wrote:
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So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a potato into a bonfire, run away from it - and, an hour later, it's turned into a meal. Try doing that with broccoli, or a trifle, and it will laugh in your face.
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Hi there," Tucker says brightly, like we're bumping into each other on the street.
"Uh, hi."
"Nice night for stalking," he observes.
"No, I was
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"Get your butt in here, Carrots.
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I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot!
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My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest.
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What the hell is that?" I asked. "I mean, what are you supposed to be dressed like?" "I'm a sexy carrot." I looked at Dad and shook my head slowly. He wouldn't meet my eyes.
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Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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I don't really like vegetables. But I'll eat them.
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Call any vegetable,
call it by name,
and the chances are good
that the vegetable will respond to you
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I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions.
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Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.
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Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,' said Carrot
'What, in Ankh-Morpork?'
'Yes, sir.'
'We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value
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I'm really enamored of the potato in all its guises.
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I like the carrot cake," Maddy announced and Tucker nodded.
"Fucking hillbillies," I muttered. "We really do love our carrot cake.
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If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
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In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
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Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.
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Peanuts/Peanut Butter
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I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.
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Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots?
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Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
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ginger ¼ teaspoon pumpkin
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Well, that's society for you, I'm afraid," said Carrot. "Everything is dumped on the people below until you find someone who's prepared to eat it. That's what Mr. Vimes says.
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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.
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Don't think of onions!
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If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean.
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A sweet fruit for a sweet fight.
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Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food.
"You is trying to change the subject," the Giant said sternly. "We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.
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Your face looks like a sack of purple potatoes
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The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.
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IMAGINE WHIRLED PEAS
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Plowboy, Dick, who sometimes came into our field to pluck blackberries from
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I quickly realized that more than any other vegetable, the potato evokes strong reactions in people. As the head of communications for the International Potato Centre in Peru put it, 'No one gets worked up over lettuce like they do the potato.'
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pony, mashed potato, alligator, watusi, twist, jerk.
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It looks more like a rotting pumpkin.
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What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good?
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In the morning, I wake up and find a pomegranate on my doorstep: red and perfect, round as the world itself.
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Almond blossom, sent to teach us That the spring days soon will reach us.
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I am just a thistle.
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Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
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the silver pepper of the stars.
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There are few pleasures like really burrowing one's nose into sweet peas.
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A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
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I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
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One second you're having the time of your life in front of all these people, and then you come backstage to the exact opposite - there's only lukewarm carrots back there.
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The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit.
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I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money.
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To be, or not to be ... a potato
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A fusty nut with no kernel.
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Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan.
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I love watermelon!
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
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The worm in the radish doesn't think there is anything sweeter.
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If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.
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I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.
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If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato.
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Sweet potato fries
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Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.
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A feeble orange light was flickering in the allotments, low down near the ground. Laura looked hopefully towards it. It was a huge pumpkin, its flesh brick-red, its mouth cut into a crude gash, candle- flame dancing through slits for eyes. There was no sign of Autumn.
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I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.
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They call me Tater Salad
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your
languid spleen,
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato, or a
not-too-French French bean!
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Don't be polite.
Bite in.
Pick it up with your fingers and lick the juice that may run down your chin.
It is ready and ripe now, whenever you are.
You do not need a knife or fork or spoon.
For there is no core
or stem
or rind
or pit
or seed
or skin
to throw away.
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What are you typing with? A potato?
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The tree that God plants, no winde hurts it.