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Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
It is widely grokked that cats have the hacker nature
Knowing cats, a lifetime of cats, what is left is a sediment of sorrow quite different from that due to humans: compounded of pain for their helplessness, of guilt on behalf of us all.
A cat without a tail.
You now have learned enough to see That Cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind. For some are sane and some are mad And some are good and some are bad And some are better, some are worse - But all may be described in verse.
Cats will be cats.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.
What in cat hell just happened?
One cat leads to another.
I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's because it's not my cat. I mean, your wife wouldn't jump on my lap. That's because she's your wife, not mine. Until you have your own cat, you really don't understand.
Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk.
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
Being a cat means beautiful, agile, innocent, brave, curious and trust also honorable respect for as much as not so doing bribery.
I've always been mad about cats.
In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
Cats must always be cats, even when they are gods, or constellations.
I like cats as much as the next person, in the right quantity.
I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.
Cats are designated friends.
When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
Let God have His own cat.
Cats are love on four legs
In regard to tenacity of life, no old yellow cat has anything on a prejudice. You may kill it with your own hands, bury it deep, and sit on the grave, and behold! the next day it will walk in at the back door, purring.
It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures.
Cat rescue is like a virus," says Des placidely about the cat obsession that has taken over his life. "And once you're infected, it's incurable.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally worshipped as in ancient Egypt.
I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!
The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal to irritable, tense, tortured men and women.
There's nae reasoning wi some cats. You say 'reason', they mew 'treason'. Ken?
A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.
My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Jokes about Crazy Cat Ladies seem harmless enough, but at their core is a disturbing echo of the hysterical witch superstitions of the Middle Age.
When they are among us cats are angels
There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.
The cat of the slums and alleys, starved, outcast, harried, still keeps amid the prowlings of its adversity the bold, free, panther-tread with which it paced of yore the temple courts of Thebes, still displays the self-reliant watchfulness which man has never taught it to lay aside.
Cats don't like change without their consent.
Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.
Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists ... least human of all creatures.
I'm more curious to know what a cat think than what a philosopher thinks.
The cat is a wild animal that inhabits the homes of humans.
When it comes to cats and the people who love them, Des is respectful of the bond, even when it reaches a level most would call obsession.
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
We need a country literally full of cat guys and cat girls, bikers, politicians, clergy, and everyone in between, in order to keep millions from dying without homes.
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.").
Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.
Anyone who likes cats or dogs is a fool.
The factories, the jails, the drunken days and nights, the hospitals have weakened and shaken me like a mouse in the mouth of a hip-cat: life.
- from an Aug. 1965 letter to Jim Roman
"On Cats
Whatever class and race divergences exist, top cats are tom cats.
Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.
He has made the cat his own. He invented a cat style, a cat society, a whole cat world. English cats that do not look and live like Louis Wain cats are ashamed of themselves.
To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense.
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.
Throughout time, we, as cats, have been worshipped by lower beings such as humans. Nothing has changed.
A home without a cat - and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat - may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
The cat ... is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.
You'd know if you were [a cat person]. It's like being a Christian or a Muslim. You just KNOW when you are one.
I like cats ... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace.
Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves
In Egypt, the cats ... afford evidence that animal nature is not altogether intractable, but that when well-treated they are good at remembering kindness.
Even weird breed of cat like Nazi Germany comprehensible to I Ching.
Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.
Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household, who like them are sensitive to the cold, and sedentary.
What's virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat.
Cats were the gangsters of the animal world, living outside the law and often dying there. There were a great many of them who never grew old by the fire.
In Honolulu, I saw cats, individual cats, groups of cats, platoons of cats, companies of cats, regiments of cats, armies of cats, multitudes of cats, millions of cats, and all of them sleek, fat, lazy and sound asleep.
Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.
Our code is different from the warrior code. It reaches across boundaries. To us, every cat is simply that - a cat, with the same right to life as any other. We made a promise to heal and protect, remember?
Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.
A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.
Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!"
"Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.
[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society ...
The presence of cats exercises such a magic influence upon highly organized men of intellect. This is why these long-tailed Graces of the animal kingdom ... have been the favorite animal of a Mahommed, Cardinal Richelieu, Crebillon, Rousseau, Wieland.
A house isn't a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion.
God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.
Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?
Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.
No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow.
Human beings are drawn to cats because they are all we are not - self-contained, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, assured, glad of company, yet still possessing secret lives.
I love cats. I've had cats as pets.
Cats are useless.
Cats are only human, they have their faults.
One cat just leads to another.
Very few people have no opinions about cats.
One day Mrs. Goodkind said,
'Pickles, you are not a bad cat.
You are not a good cat.
You are good and bad.
And bad and good.
You are a mixed-up cat.
What you need is a good home.
Then you will be good.'
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
Cats are the visible angels of the cities! There is always an eye of a cat observing you somewhere!
Looking at a cat, like looking at clouds or stars or the ocean, makes it difficult to believe there is nothing miraculous in this world.
It is common knowledge that 87% of the problems of the world are caused by cats. No cats, no problems.
Hank the Cowdog
Cats, I decided, had certain advantages over men. There were loyal without being sycophantic, independent without being absent, and affectionate without being rapacious. That they choke up balls of fur and leave dead rodents at my feet is unfortunate. But it is not grounds for divorce.
Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name
Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves.
Everybody knows that the soul of a cat is formed from the composite souls of nine debauched nuns who failed in their vows.