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Who is sitting in that empty chair? -- Eugene Ormandy

Certainly a chair can be just as interesting as a human being. But first the chair must be perceived by a human being ... You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. -- Edvard Munch

Being a miner he sat on his heels more comfortably than on a chair -- Ford Madox Ford

Then I have an ivory chair high to sit upon, Almost like my father's chair, which is an ivory throne; There I sit uplift and upright, there I sit alone. -- G. Norman Lippert

There are no chairs or tables in my tiny room. Vera says that only savages sit down. Only a prone position is beautiful and becoming to the body. She has spread carpets on mattresses along the walls and scattered pillows over them...
("Thirty-Three Abominations") -- Lydia Zinovieva-Annibal

Every chair should be a throne and hold a king. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know at that moment what he's given me and it isn't a chair. It's an invitation, a welcome, the knowledge that I am accepted here. He hasn't given me a place to sit. He's given me a place to belong. -- Katja Millay

Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in? -- Nicholson Baker

If you have to put a matchbox under your chair, you need to straighten out your floor. -- John Mcconnell

A tavern chair is the throne of human felicity. -- Samuel Johnson

embroidered Louis XV chair, legs crossed at the -- Lauren Willig

I do still collect chairs. -- Robert Wilson

There is a peacefulness, an air of reflection, about a rocking-chair that attaches to no other moving object ... -- Wallis Simpson

One thing you learn as you get older: the secret to a happy work life is finding a desk chair you can live with. -- John Jackson Miller

Never let a little man to sit on a big chair; that would be a big disaster! -- Mehmet Murat Ildan

I don't think anyone has ever pulled a chair out for me. It was weird. What did I do with my feet? -- Nichole Chase

So I was at the Actor's Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, 'Well, I could kill that chair!' -- Ellen Burstyn

Necessity invented stools,
Convenience next suggested elbow-chairs,
And luxury the accomplish'd Sofa last. -- William Cowper

You sittin' here chained to your rockin' chair. -- Hoagy Carmichael

Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room. -- Alan Garner

When you sit, everything sits with you. -- Shunryu Suzuki

The chair in the police station was uncomfortable and I couldn't sit in it. It was a cheap looking chair in a cheap looking room meant for people who are wrong. -- Ken Macrorie

I wanted to clear up the slum of legs ... I wanted to make the chair all one thing again. -- Eero Saarinen

Wealth announces itself with what's easy to break and impossible to clean. The chairs were all curvy works of art that turned sitting into yoga exercises. -- Anthony Marra

Look, why don't you sit yourself down over there and let me plug you in?" He gestured Arthur toward a chair which looked as if it had been made out of the rib cage of a stegosaurus. "It was made out of the rib cage of a stegosaurus," explained the old man -- Douglas Adams

Furniture! Thank God, I can sit and I can stand without the aid of a furniture warehouse. -- Henry David Thoreau

You can't do business sitting on your ... armchair! -- Feargal Quinn

A chair, it's like a sculpture. It starts as a thought and then becomes an idea, something I might think about for years. When the time is right, I express it on paper, usually as a simple line in space. Finally, it takes shape. -- Charles Pollock

Comfort rules. You want to be able to sit in a good chair comfortably for a few hours and be able to talk and enjoy a glass of wine. There's nothing worse than sitting in an uncomfortable chair. -- Amanda Pays

chair with a place for his trident and his fishing pole. Ares's -- Rick Riordan

Senators and presidents have climbed so high with pain enough, not because they think the place specially agreeable, but as an apology for real worth, and to vindicate their manhood in our eyes. This conspicuous chair is their compensation to themselves for being of a poor, cold, hard nature. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Butt in chair is the only way to quit your day job. -- Renee Lovins

Blest that abode, where want and pain repair, And every stranger finds a ready chair. -- Oliver Goldsmith

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair. -- Bernard Williams

Between two stools one sits on the ground. -- Francois Rabelais

...loafing in the easy chair of one's body. -- Umberto Bartolomeo

Just as I sat on the fence between two civilizations, so would I now find myself between two classes; and I realized that, in trying to sit on several chairs, one generally lands on the floor. -- Albert Memmi

He stopped and chuckled. Of course you would choose that chair. -- Red Phoenix

A bunch of chairs lined up in front of a podium equals school. -- Lynn Coady

If Romney were a chair, he'd be a squishy, expensively upholstered easy chair that bore the imprint of whoever last sat on it. -- Timothy Noah

What is a throne? A chair; ornamented but a poisonous chair! -- Mehmet Murat Ildan

Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!! -- Graham Chapman

[C]ouches and chairs covered in scratches aim away from one another, making it possible for a dozen people to sit in this room at once and not have to talk to one other person, which is a miracle in furniture arrangement. -- Nova Ren Suma

Grace sat down where the chair wasn't. -- Ellen Raskin

A device in the arm of his chair made an obscene noise. The murals on the chair suggested disturbing things being done to some briefly unlucky beings. -- Christina Engela

stark white end chairs and a sofa. -- Lee Driver

We sit to express our true nature -- Shunryu Suzuki

Most industrial designers do a bottle or a pen or a computer - things that go right past your eye. When you see a chair, it's almost like a person. It's this great big thing in front of you. It hits you more. -- Charles Pollock

Now light sits in the chairs -- Rae Armantrout

Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one -- Joe Budden

I don't sit well. I like to move around as I talk. -- Garry Marshall

and the man and the chair went different ways. -- Don Delillo

You're off your fucking rocker!" "You have no idea. I don't have a rocker anymore. I don't even have a fucking porch to put it on. And there certainly aren't slow paddling fans or magnolia trees blossoming above aforementioned missing chair. -- Karen Marie Moning

Of what good is an armchair of velvet when the rest of the environment does not match? It is like a man going around naked and wearing a three-cornered hat. -- Soren Kierkegaard

You can't sit on two chairs at once. -- Andrei Sakharov

Sitting is the gateway of truth to total liberation. -- Dogen

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night. -- Liam Gallagher

Arsene Wenger is sitting on the hot chair -- Bobby Gould

The man was enormously fat. When he sat down, the metal chair disappeared beneath the spread of his buttocks and Alex was surprised it could even take his weight. -- A. Horowitz

He sat heavily down on a tall tubular adjustable chair, which shortened suddenly under his weight and split him on the floor. Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of a tragedy. -- Graham Greene

Chairs are architecture, sofas are bourgeois. -- Le Corbusier

It came as no surprise to learn of the success the Swede has recently enjoyed with his furniture. In that rotten state of his the Swede is permanently on the lookout for firewood, so it is no wonder that from time to time this might result in the odd table or chair. -- Timur Vermes

Here are two chairs; let us sit down and see the smart people go by. -- Oscar Wilde

untold hours" deciding on the right chairs for the room, ultimately choosing a set of seven tan leather recliners from Norwegian furniture company Ekornes. "I went to furniture stores -- Anonymous

Sitting in this chair, my recommendation would carry too much weight. -- Michael Ritchie

The chair was a simple Scandinavian design of chrome and white leather. Beautiful, clean, and silent, with not an ounce of warmth, like a fine rain falling under the midnight sun. -- Haruki Murakami

We're way overdue on a woman sitting in one of those Big Three chairs. -- Elizabeth Vargas

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. -- Mitch Hedberg

Life is just a chair of bowlies -- Mary Engelbreit

Why should a real chair be better than an imaginary elephant? -- Virginia Woolf

Then she was seated, in a chair made for sitting, and sit in it she did, like a person seated in a chair made for sitting. -- Rachel Kelso

seats to choose from; I took one behind him to the right, -- Camille Pagan

When you have a bunch of comfortable upholstered pieces, a single bronze or brass chair really turns the energy up. -- Nate Berkus

The world's greatest thinkers have often been amateurs; for high thinking is the outcome of fine and independent living, and for that a professional chair offers no special opportunities. -- Havelock Ellis

so your uncle tells
your brother,
"There's more
chairs in the
shed."
And your brother says,
under his breath
so almost no one
can hear, "Well,
what if I don't
want to sit
in the shed? -- Hosho Mccreesh

I have my whole office set-up at waist level; I don't sit at all during the day. Sitting, to me, is the devil. -- Dean Karnazes

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use. -- Jacob Braude

I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life. -- Steve Ballmer

He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. -- Ilona Andrews

First of all, nothing good ever came from a beanbag chair. Nothing. I am speaking from personal experience. -- Eric Weiner

In front of the coffee tablethere is a neon-pink stump stool, which I bought because my friend Amanda Brooks told me that every house has to have a 'wart,' or one really ugly piece. -- Lauren Santo Domingo

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. -- Fran Lebowitz

Kaylin swiveled in her chair. -- Michelle Sagara

His five feet three rested angular on the folding chair, a body small, well-wrought and somehow precious, as if it were the forgotten creation of any goldsmith - even Cellini - shrouded now in dark serge and waiting to be put up for auction. -- Thomas Pynchon

Please restrain your commentary on the furniture. -- Holly Black

I don't come with the wheelchair. The wheelchair comes with me. -- Max Depree

I quickly found myself in the center of the room, trussed up to a sturdy, high-backed chair, which Joaquin happily assured me was an original Louis the Fourteenth. Oh goody. I'd hate to die bound to something from IKEA. -- Vicki Pettersson

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. -- William Shakespeare

My chair was nearest to the fire
In every company
That talked of love or politics,
Ere Time transfigured me. -- William Butler Yeats

Satan will not ask you to carry a chair and sit with him, instead he will snatch the chair from your hands and dismantle your body with it. -- Michael Bassey Johnson

He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still ... attached?"
"I can't get it off. -- Ilona Andrews

She's sitting propped up on the -- Tawni O'dell

. . . a shrunken old man, squashed into the chair like a stubbed-out cigarette. -- Pascal Garnier

Shut up, sit in that chair there and go into a deep trance! -- Milton H. Erickson

Tenterhooks are the upholstery of the anxious seat. -- Robert E. Sherwood

I wanted to design a chair which looked like a shrub pruned to look
like a chair. -- Richard Schultz

You can be strapped to the most stable chair and still feel the world give way beneath you. -- Jodi Picoult

Got to sit in this big uncomfortable chair with my head leaning back in this groove. The hair washer must have -- Paula Danziger

For years I said if I could only find a comfortable chair I would rival Mozart. -- Morton Feldman

The chair as ideas fits only the bottom as idea. -- Mason Cooley