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You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong?
Charlie: No, no, I'm okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it's unsettling. -- Christopher Moore

Nobody named Cheerful Charley is tuned in on my wavelength -- Philip K. Dick

Unlike Charlie, I was incapable of making friends or thinking about other people and their problems. I was interested in myself, and myself only. Fr one long moment in that mirror I had seen myself through Charlie's eyes - looked down at myself and saw what I had really become. And I was ashamed. -- Daniel Keyes

And holy. Fucking, Hell.
Charlie was hung.
He had a good ten inches of long, hard cock. It was like learning unicorns were real. -- Laura Kaye

Charlie Appleyard can be anybody; but Ive used him sometimes in chat pieces, and these are all chat pieces about the history of Charlie Appleyard. -- Derek Bailey

I want to feel that again. I want to remember what it feels like to love someone like that. And not just anyone. I want to know what it feels like to love Charlie. -- Colleen Hoover

FAT CHARLIE WASN'T CERTAIN THAT HE LIKED FREEDOM. THERE was too much open air involved. -- Neil Gaiman

I didn't know Charlie before doing the movie, but I was a huge fan of the British Queer as Folk. -- Nathan Lane

Who the hell do you think you girls are? Charlie's Angels? -- C.c. Hunter

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!"
"So I suppose you hit him, huh?"
"Rats! I knew I forgot something! -- Charles M. Schulz

Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie. (Bella) -- Stephenie Meyer

So long,Charley. -- Laura Hillenbrand

When I near Charlie's house, I notice she's standing in the doorway with a spatula in her hand. Despite being on edge, I can't stop myself from grinning. I feel like such a chick around her sometimes, like I'm seconds away from buying a tiara and starting my period. -- Victoria Scott

Charlie's stomach. He stomped back to his desk -- James Farner

And there it was. That slight lisp. That awful accent. That funny face that made him ache. Charlie wasn't just a cheat. He was a liar as well. Because Violette Zidane wasn't just the girl he was shagging, like he told the cop. She sort of owned his heart a little. Kind of a lot. -- Melina Marchetta

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette. -- Matthew Lillard

When it appeared that even the most passive-aggressive attempts would not work, Charlie resorted to the ultimate Beta Male Attack, which was to tolerate Alvin and Mohammed's presence, but to resent the hell out of them and drop snide remarks whenever he had the chance. -- Christopher Moore

Amid all the easily loved darlings of Charlie Brown's circle, obstreperous Lucy holds a special place in my heart. She fusses and fumes and she carps and complains. That's because Lucy cares. And it's the caring that counts. -- Judith Crist

At age thirty-six, with a bad case of acid reflux, chronic cynicism, and acute burnout, Charlie Crawford had packed up his Upper West Side apartment and headed down to the Sunshine State. He -- Tom Turner

Are you okay?"
"Leave me alone, Charlie."
"No, really. What's wrong?"
"You wouldn't understand."
"I could try."
"That's a laugh. That's really a laugh."
"Do you want me to wake up Mom and Dad then?"
"No."
"Well, maybe they could -"
"CHARLIE! SHUT UP! OKAY?! JUST SHUT UP! -- Stephen Chbosky

Fat Charlie saw one thing with his eyes, and he saw something else with his mind, and in the gulf between the two things, madness waited. -- Neil Gaiman

She didn't want to smile
this was no time for smiling
but she couldn't stop herself. Charlie, it seemed, was something of a bad ass.
- Brooklyn -- Kimberly Derting

Now turn the page, come along on the ride, and let me tell you about the death and life of Charlie St. Cloud -- Ben Sherwood

Charlie can't keep you from visiting your mother. She still has primary custody.'
'Nobody has custody of me. I'm an adult.'
He flashed a brilliant smile. ' Exactly. -- Stephenie Meyer

Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?"
Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away. -- Louise Rennison

But I want to see Clara, Charlie's friend, who's right up my street. I want to see her because I don't know where my street is; I don't even know which part of town it's in, which city, which country, so maybe she'll enable me to get my bearings. -- Nick Hornby

Charlie wanted to swear. ****, he thought, remembering how his father had told him that one reason you shouldn't swear is because then when you really need a strong word to express a strong feeling you would have none strong enough left. -- Zizou Corder

Where is your mother, Charlie asked. Dead. I'm sorry to hear that Thank you. But she was always dead. -- Patrick Dewitt

Patty: I'll be the good guy.
Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.
Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I'll be sort of in-between; I'll be a hypocrite! -- Charles M. Schulz

Charlie took my hand and, in a symbol as old as the world, placed it in Edward's. I touched the cool miracle of his skin, and I was home. -- Stephenie Meyer

Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots. -- Christopher Moore

So, she said. You met your brother.
You know, said Fat Charlie, you could have warned me.
I did warn you that he is a god.
You didn't mention that he was a complete and utter pain in the arse, though. -- Neil Gaiman

... but Charlie had seen love and prise flare in the brown eyes, burning away every trace of sadness and timidity. Rose Petch, she knew, would never abandon her child the way Charlie's mother had abandoned her. ... Charlie stood, trembling, torn nearly in two by jealousy and longing ... -- Ellen Renner

Charlie, you're one of the most gifted people I've ever known. And I don't mean in terms of my other students. I mean in terms of anyone I've ever met. -- Stephen Chbosky

ANDREW: But do you think there's a line? You know, where you discourage the next Charlie Parker from becoming Charlie Parker?
FLETCHER: No. Because the next Charlie Parker would never be discouraged. -- Damien Chazelle

Charlie had always been a sucker for this part ... the first days. The days when you let yourself believe the lies ... Not just that there's someone who truly sees you ... truly understands you ... to your soul ... but that you even want them to. That's the sweetest lie, the one you tell yourself. -- Ed Brubaker

Charlie had kissed a lot of guys. And Connor's kiss had been the best ever.
Ever, ever, ever. -- Robin Bielman

Charlie?" He holstered his gun and waited until she looked at him. "Do you really think you could love a man who can outshoot you?" Her smile immediately flipped down. "Not sure how well August shoots, but that doesn't - " "No, not August. Me. -- Melissa Jagears

As Charlie is leaving the house, she somehow trips on the threshold and nearly face-plants onto the ground. I roll my eyes. How is it possible out of all the people in this world, this is the soul I've come to collect? -- Victoria Scott

Charlie cursed in English as there are no really good Navajo curse words. -- R. Allen Chappell

She had been dumped a couple of years before by a sort of male equivalent to Charlie, a guy called Michael who wanted to be something at the BBC. (He never made it, the wanker, and each day we never saw him on TV or heard him on the radio, something inside us rejoiced.) -- Nick Hornby

Well, Mrs. Charlie Wylde, I love you more than a fish loves the water. -- Jenika Snow

I want her back" I said "I want HIM back"~Charlie -- Ann M. Martin

It's not important," Silena insisted. "We have to find Charlie!"
Another first: a child of Aphrodite uninterested in jewellery. -- Rick Riordan

I didn't know Charlie Parker well, but I spent some time with him, and he was articulate and well-spoken with a lot of curiosity about music and the world. But the only way he seems to be depicted is as a junkie. And that's not the full picture. -- Benny Carter

Charlie waves me on, then leans an elbow on his chair. Propping his head up with a finger by his temple.
He's pissed at me.
But this is Tuesday and the sky is blue. So everything is as it should be. -- Krista Ritchie

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy?
CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy! -- Charles M. Schulz

Sexually, I wanted him six days to Sunday. Sixty-nine days to Sunday, in fact, and I wasn't even a sixty-nine kind of girl. Confession: I was, of course I was. I'd just never acted like it in real life. But I'd do it with Charlie. In a heartbeat. And were there other numbers? I'd do those too. -- Melanie Harlow

A human God. How preferable to an invisible God, I thought, one you're not even sure exists. I was never taught basic math, but by the time I figured out how to finger count, I deduced that Charlie was around my age. -- Stephanie Oakes

Come clean Charles, come clean -- John Fowles

Bluidy hell. Charlie's seen my woman naked," he said in a surly tone. "I almost liked him better when I thought he was a machete murderer. -- Kresley Cole

I could spend every day getting to know you all over again, Charlie, and I don't think I'd get sick of it. -- Colleen Hoover

Jacob's little smirk became a full-blown grin, and I knew he was picturing Charlie showing up to arrest him. This grin was too bitter, too full of mocking to satisfy me. This wasn't the smile I'd been waiting to see. -- Stephenie Meyer

Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie Brown hit that ball?"
"No... I'm not prepared to have the world come to an end! -- Charles M. Schulz

Charles, I lost the bet. -- Karl Malone

Back water done rose at Sumner," sings Patton, "drove poor Charlie down, down the line. -- Tom Franklin

What's her name? Claire, what's her name? -- Rachel Caine

What Alex and I shared was preternaturally right. I couldn't give him up no more than I could give up breathing. Did that mean that I loved Charlie any less? No. It just meant I couldn't be with him. -- Tammy Blackwell

You're a good man, Charlie Brown. -- Charles M. Schulz

He pulled out handcuffs and snapped them around my wrists. "Where's your bag? You didn't bring your staff?"
"I have it. It's hidden." Charlie was currently tucked inside the leg of my Harry Potter pajama bottoms, which were beneath my jeans, but that fell under the category of TMI. -- Suzanne Johnson

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.
"This is death toast sweety. -- Christopher Moore

Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything. -- Charles M. Schulz

As a child I most closely identified with Charlie Browns teacher. Nobody listened. -- Gary Gulman

Potential clients would walk out of Charlie's office scared -- Susan Cain

Why did you write "Charlie Brown is a blockhead" on the sidewalk?"
"Because I sincerely believe you are a blockhead! I have to write what I believe is true... It's my moral respolsibility!"
"Deep down I admire her integrity... -- Charles M. Schulz

When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked back, and the shades. -- Dan Aykroyd

Getting frisked by the TSA guy would have been more fun if he'd looked like Charlie Hunnam, but then again, everything would be more fun with Charlie. -- Kristen Proby

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?
CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner.
SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.
LINUS: BLECH! -- Charles M. Schulz

The whole town was like this, a mix of old and new, familiar and not. The things that had changed seemed out of place, and the things that had remained the same made Charlie feel out of place. -- Scott Cawthon

How are you feeling?" Charlie asked, adding a small bottle of V-8 juice to the bedside table.
"Like I just sat through an entire Justin Bieber concert."
"Headache and nausea?
"And an overwhelming desire to die. -- Tammy Blackwell

All the way down the stairs and into the kitchen, Charlie yaps away. I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with my hand, place it to my temple, and pull the trigger. -- Victoria Scott

Anyway. He plays the same old stuff every time. I'll have Charlie let him -- Danielle Steel

But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse ... -- Christopher Moore

If there was ever a president who could be called our Charlie Browniest, it would be Andrew Johnson. -- Daniel O'brien

'Good Luck Charlie' is different from all the other Disney Channel shows because it's so relatable. Everything that happens on the show can happen to you and your family. -- Bradley Steven Perry

We're branded. You and me. We are so in love, Charlie. You feeling it yet? Do I make your hear go pitter patter? -- Colleen Hoover

Charlie lying in a heap of hair and body parts at the bottom of a very solid set of stairs
"The yard work?
"I know, Grandma, but - "
The fucking yard work?
I'd mow her lawn, for fuck's sake. This was honestly about yard work? -- Darynda Jones

You will know it, Charlie, if my burden becomes unbearable. You will know it and so will he. -- Patrick Dewitt

All through college, I was searching for characters that would make me unique and set me apart from the typical ventriloquist with the typical dummy that was the little boy, cheeky hard figure like Charlie McCarthy. -- Jeff Dunham

He's not my alpha."
"Oh, he's most definitely yours," Charlie said. "He's been watching you for the last twenty minutes as if he could do very, very wicked things to you. -- Savannah Stuart

What does a boy who' witnessed what Charlie's witnessed know about trust? How does a boy like that discern right from wrong? -- A.s. King

a pair of storefronts. Charlie Brody fell in love with and married a girl named Marion Cuomo, whose -- Jerry Capeci

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit -- Charlie Sheen

Are you going to do it? Go on. You have to do it. I bet you won't be any crapper than I was.
Fat Charlie shrugged, in a way that, he hoped, indicated that he contained within him depths of crap as yet unplumbed. -- Neil Gaiman

I remember that Charles Schulz, at the end of his life, had eyes full of tears for Charlie Brown. I thought about the reason for all his emotion: he had lived for 50 years with them. -- David Mazzucchelli

The pastor is saying something about how Charlie was a free spirit. He was and he wasn't. He was free because on the inside he was tied up in knots. He lived hard because on the inside he was dying. Charlie made inner conflict look delicious. -- A.s. King

Fat Charlie, if someone ever ask if you want to live to be hunnert and four, say no. Everything hurt. Everything. I hurt in places nobody ain't discover yet. -- Neil Gaiman

Charlie and Daniel think money and happiness are not related. They don't know what poor is. They don't know that poverty is a sharp knife carving away at you. They don't know what it does to a body. To a mind. -- Nicola Yoon

Knowing Charlie, she wouldn't have gotten a tattoo unless it really meant something to her. It had to be something she knew she would never grow tired of. Never stop loving. -- Colleen Hoover

Your hair is ridiculous,' I say. 'And I love you.' I'm surprised how easily the words come out.
'My hair is ridiculous.' Charlie smiles even wider and says, just as easily, 'And I love you too. -- Jen Violi

Charley: He won't starve. None a them starve. Forget about him.
Willy: Then what have I got to remember? -- Arthur Miller

I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy! -- Tina Fey

Charlie found himself affecting the Emperor's formal speech patterns, as if somehow he had been transported to a royal court where a nobleman was distinguished by the crumbs in his beard and the royal guard were not above licking their balls. -- Christopher Moore

Until Charlie broke his ankle in Toronto, we were as good a unit as anybody. -- Marcel Dionne

Just call me Caitlin, -- Michael Grant

comfort. I'd decided Lucy -- Kiera Cass

I'll tell something, a lot of times I'd listen to Charlie and some of the interviews he had and he said, 'Well, yeah, I was a garbage goal collector.' But he knew the timing. I knew where he was. -- Marcel Dionne

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. -- Charles M. Schulz

I smiled back at Charlie and I knew that the hopes of this whole human world could fit inside one soul. This is a good trick. This is called, globalization. -- Chris Cleave

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end ...
Charlie: When do the good things start? -- Charles M. Schulz