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I drive a taxi and a car and a truck and a T-55 tank and also a T-62 and armored cars and the motorcycles with and without sidecars.
I am a very hands-on person, and I like to be involved in driving my business.
The driver is going over it with a chamois, lovingly. This at least hasn't changed, the way men caress good cars. He's
A passenger on a road journey is in the hands of a driver; a reader embarking on a book is in the hands of a narrator.
I'm a driver, and I love it.
fast-food/gas-pump
But as an escort it's our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.
I'm a good driver.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.
on errands every day, if only to pick
I have something to check out. You ... guard the truck."
"Sylvie," Wright said, "no one wants this truck. I'm broke and on foot, and I don't want this truck.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.
Parked in the school lot, I grab their two backpacks, which I swear weigh more than they do, get out, and open the back door like a chauffeur. Who am I kidding? Not like a chauffeur. I am a chauffeur. No one moves.
There is an army of waiters in this world.
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
I just spend my life driving down the road, training horses and helping people.
Nobody, they say, is a hero to his valet. Of course; for a man must be a hero to understand a hero. The valet, I dare say, has great respect for some person of his own stamp.
She has no staff at all, Fitzwilliam, how will she find the time to ride with a newborn baby claiming constant attention?
I am simply one "hell" of a butler.
Ah betcha you wants some dressed up dude dat got to look at de sole of his shoe everytime he cross de street tuh see whether he got enough leather dere tuh make it across.
I was a horrible limo driver: I ran out of gas with passengers in the back and I used to get lost on a regular basis.
A consultant: someone brought in to build a one-handled wheelbarrow.
Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be the head of a large business, football manager or prime minister, but rather: bus driver.
But I have a driver, so I can return calls while I'm in the car.
Well I look for an accompanist that does his work well, this to begin.
Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.
I am your bodyguard. That's my job. But I'll gladly take tips for my services... or services for my tips...
I look after people.
It is with valets as with wives, they must be placed at once upon the footing in which you wish them to remain. Reflect upon it.
The person to whom I am carrying a plate of food is someone whom it is an honor to serve. For he has been invited to eat and drink at the table of a King.
Calcutta taxis carry two men in the front seat was explained to us later. One's job is to drive. The other's is to prevent passengers from murdering the driver and stealing the cab. Exciting
It's easy to be a backseat driver. It's even easier to be a backseat driver when you're not even in the same car.
You almost got plowed by a cab. And if you want to get plowed, I will gladly volunteer my services. I promise you I'll be a lot - "
"Don't even finish that sentence."
"It was just an offer.
The chief prerequisite for a escort is to have a flexible conscience and an inflexible politeness.
Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.
A guy who cooked, cleaned and looked good while doing it? Cha-ching.
schmoozes the customers, brings light and warmth to the
I am a trained, professional stunt driver. I'm a great driver.
I'm married to Ferrari.
with a cluster of other servants.
For a driver to be driven by somebody else is an ordeal, for there are only three types of drivers: the too fast, the timid and oneself.
Whimsy doesn't care if you are the driver or the passenger; all that matters is that you are on your way.
He disdains such cowardly acts as looking in wing mirrors or using his indicators. His Ambassador is his chariot, his klaxon his sword. Weaving into the oncoming traffic, playing 'chicken' with the other taxis, Balvinder Singh is a Raja of the Road.
truck. He backed
I don't drive. Will you kindly go away? I am waiting for my mother.
When I was growing up in New York City, my father was a taxi driver for a time.
I am kind of the guy you'd expect to be driving an 18-wheeler through town.
If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman.
If you're a caretaker, who are you when there's no one else to take care of?
Friend, the cleaning lady, the bank clerk. But be careful:
I am not a driver, I am a racer.
Greet what arrives, escort what leaves and rush upon loss of contact
Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'.
I am the menial, at the beck and squawk of any feathered worthy who wants service.
In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
It hurts me when I see a priest or a nun with the latest model car, you can't do this. A car is necessary to do a lot of work, but please, choose a more humble one. If you like the fancy one, just think about how many children are dying of hunger in the world.
Cashier." Turnover
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.
Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.
I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal.
I'm the slowest driver in the world.
You drive well for a woman."
"That is so patronising. If I'd known you were going to say something like that I would have wrapped your precious Ferrari round a lamppost.
Put on the livery of the best master only to serve the worst.
My grandfather is the king, my Dad's the prince, I guess that makes me the butler.
Rattle me out of bed early, set me going, give me as short a time as you like to bolt my meals in, and keep me at it. Keep me always at it, and I'll keep you always at it, you keep somebody else always at it. There you are with the Whole Duty of Man in a commercial country.
I drive. That's what I do. All I do.
Lieutenant Paul T. Funkhouser from Evansville, Indiana, a twenty-three-year-old lawyer yet to practice his trade, led the way aboard his motorcycle. He kept riding back and forth to let the drivers know where to go, and then dashing off to the head of the column.
Lisbon Taxi,' a woman said, 'where the mileage is always smileage. How may we help you today?
Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What's more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage I can get you your package and/or delicious sandwich relatively close to on-time.
This walking business is overrated: I mastered the art of doing it when I was quite small, and in any case, what are taxis for?
We don't have butlers. Obviously we have people who look after the houses, but I try not to run things formally.
Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in the women's movement that liberated us, however.
I can drive. Let's just say you don't want to be in the passenger seat.
The word 'carer' makes me think of someone with a nylon overall and a long list of 'clients' to wash before she finishes her shift. A companion was something unique. A kind of live-in friend.
good-natured groom on
Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. Just stick out your wand hand, step on board, and we can take you anywhere you want to go. My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor this eve -
It's no go the merry-go-round, it's no go the rickshaw
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
If I had been a dog walker, I would have been the most successful dog walker in Paris.
A man may travel fast enough and earn his living on the road.
New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world ... are better images of their city than that journalistic favorite the taxi driver.
A simple job for simple people.
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
I would love a robot butler.
The road is a lot of work.
You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.
I'm a millionaire, I guess, but I'm just a normal person and I like everybody, taxi drivers, whoever you are, to call me by my first name and talk to me on a man-to-man basis. I think the garbage collector is as important as the goddamned president.
He that staies does the businesse.
If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don't Oh, and don't touch the radio
I've got it tuned right where I want it and I don't want you messing that up.
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.
A valet pulled up in a sleek-lined sports car painted that particular shade of red peculiar to expensive vehicles and hookers' lipstick.
Dad was a bus driver, and when he finished work he would repair cars.
A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.
right? But no. Don't hitchhike, the driver
I am the knight with a shining Jetta. I am your fucking steed.
I'm the one who gets called up about a problem. I'm the one who gets called up about the street lighting and the abandoned car. I'm the one who gets blamed if the police don't arrive. I'm the one they blame if a city truck is broken down.
confidant, paralegal, caddie, and only friend. I earned
Well, what is my job now?".