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Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese. -- Geoffrey Chaucer
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If you're just starting out, don't focus on the cheese, focus on the cow. -- Ehab Atalla
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The second mouse gets the cheese! -- Terry Pratchett
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Movement in new direction helps find new cheese. -- Spencer Johnson
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Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman
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Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better! -- Christine Taylor
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Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it. -- T. S. Eliot
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I like all cheese, but my guiltiest pleasure is definitely American cheese. -- Wylie Dufresne
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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. -- Jay London
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Wait, no, fuck cheese. Cheese is all about spores and, and, molds and all that shit. Maybe cheese is trying to colonize our brains, too. Cheese and music duking it out for control of the human nervous system. -- Michael Chabon
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I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wright
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Age doesn't matter, unless your cheese. -- Jean Paul
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Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love. -- M.f.k. Fisher
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I am interested in the blueness of the cheese. -- Graham Greene
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Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? -- Madeleine Urban
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Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese. -- Bill Jay
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Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. -- Nigella Lawson
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The moon is made of a green cheese. -- John Heywood
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The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese. -- Spencer Johnson
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Cheese. Cheeeeeese. What a thin, flat, nasal-sounding word for such a luscious, rich, gorgeous thing. Hard. Soft. Ripe. Grainy. Creamy. Often stinky. I'd yet to find a cheese I didn't adore. -- Alice Clayton
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The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now. -- George R R Martin
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It was all cheese and applause. -- Charles De Lint
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I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado. -- Mitch Hedberg
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Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.
'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss. -- Kristin Walker
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Barbarian that I am, I had eaten all of it. It had tasted quite nice too. Still, I took note of this fact and resigned myself to throw away half of a perfectly good cheese if it was set in front of me. Such is the price of civilization. -- Patrick Rothfuss
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Is the Moon made out of green cheese? No, it's American cheese. -- William Anders
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You have cheese in your hair," Kit says. "Right there." He motions to the spot. I don't pull it out. Let the cheese have my hair. -- Tarryn Fisher
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Whoever invented adding melted cheese over starchy goodness was surely the most brilliant human ever. -- Rachel Cohn
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There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta. -- Stephen Colbert
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Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. -- Billie Burke
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I was blown up while we were eating cheese. -- Ernest Hemingway,
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Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. -- Regina George
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Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss -- Mitch Hedberg
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Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When It Is Getting Old Sometime -- Spencer Johnson
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I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven Wright
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There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. -- Tom Waits
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New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms. -- Bill Maher
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I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. -- John Kennedy Toole
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Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. -- Chuck Palahniuk
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A hexagonal piece of cheese is a lot better than a square piece of cheese. -- Hod Lipson
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A whole new thing. A forging of the humble parts of bread and cheese into a greater whole. I call it ... a cheese-trap. -- Joe Abercrombie
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I need to have a cheesesteak. -- Julie Chen
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Everyone knows the moon's made of cheese. -- Wallace And Gromit
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Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese. -- William H. Macy
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Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I'm a happy man. -- George R R Martin
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish. -- Bill Bailey
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But, mate, my heart is sore for Christian diet. You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese
toasted, mostly
and woke up again, and here I were. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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We did talk about cheese on our first date. -- Jane Kaczmarek
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If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. -- Kelly Ripa
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Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit. -- Fran Lebowitz
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Wait a minute while I think," said Miss Peavey.
There was a pause. Miss Peavey sat with knit brows.
"How would it be ... " ventured Mr. Cootes.
"Cheese it!" said Miss Peavey.
Mr. Cootes cheesed it. -- P.g. Wodehouse
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I like to eat cheese out of a bowl everyday. -- Willow Smith
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But the Americans ruin everything with cheese. They make it out of animal milk. Americans put it on everything - on their eggs at breakfast, on their noodles, they melt it on ground meat. They say Americans smell like butter, but no, it is cheese. With heat, it becomes an orange liquid. -- Adam Johnson
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Food history is as important as a baroque church. Governments should recognize cultural heritage and protect traditional foods. A cheese is as worthy of preserving as a sixteenth-century building. -- Carlo Petrini
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Splendid cheeses they were, ripe and mellow, and with a two hundred horse-power scent about them that might have been warranted to carry three miles, and knock a man over at two hundred yards. -- Jerome K. Jerome
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The King's cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, 'tis made of the people's milk. -- Benjamin Franklin
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Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat. -- Benjamin Franklin
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The only cheese I have in the apartment is a wedge of Brie in the refrigerator and before leaving I place the entire slice--it's a really big rat--along with a sun-dried tomato and a sprinkling of dill, delicately on the trap, setting it. -- Bret Easton Ellis
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When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip. -- John Kennedy Toole
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You see a mousetrap; I see free cheese and a fucking challenge! -- Scroobius Pip
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If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse. -- Christian Lander
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I can describe to you the taste of government cheese. -- John Scalzi
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He is the cheese to my macaroni. -- Diablo Cody
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? -- Charles De Gaulle
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How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese? -- Charles De Gaulle
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I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting. -- Paul Newman
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The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese? -- Jim Gaffigan
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Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese. -- Billie Burke
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I checked the burger. It had everything on it but cheese. Just the way I liked it. -- Anonymous
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You stackin cheddar cause you working at the burger place. -- Inspectah Deck
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Would you like some cheese with that whine?" Finn -- Kathleen Brooks
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I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life any more. -- Jeff Kinney
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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. -- Johnny Vegas
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Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it. -- Peg Bracken
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Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!" -- Mitch Hedberg
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Age is not important unless you're a cheese. -- Helen Hayes
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I made myself a Muenster-cheese sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayo, and went up to my room. Ingredients are important. -- A.m. Homes
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Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese. -- Suzanne Collins
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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. -- Billie Burke
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What is the use of living if you cannot eat cheese and pickles? -- Ben Macintyre
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If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. -- Jason Kravits
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I may be an old fat woman, but I do not have cheese between my ears, Jaime. -- George R R Martin
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Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates of Snow Monkey Island, Captain Cheesebeard. -- Sean Cullen
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You can't make cheese from rats ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars. -- Arthur M. Jolly
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To help my muscles rebuild after I work out, I have a small serving of cottage cheese. -- Brooke Burns
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I like cream cheese in just about anything. -- Diane Mott Davidson
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A maggot must be born i' the rotten cheese to like it. -- George Eliot
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The whole plan's so high on the cheese factor it's practically Stilton -- Zadie Smith
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Remember: Move with the Cheese! Ken -- Spencer Johnson
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But he saw a rare determination in Haley's eyes. I can trust Haley's judgement, he told himself, even as he remembered how Haley had eaten that cheddar with the mold growing on it two weeks before.

Cheese and people are not the same. -- Kit Alloway
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Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun? -- Jesse Petersen
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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. -- Johnny Vegas
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Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese. -- Anthony Powell
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Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater -- Ian Pattison
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The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese, -- Ricky Gervais
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Scamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
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A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk. -- James Joyce
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We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that. -- Nicki Minaj
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Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon. -- Doris Roberts
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Movement In A New Direction Helps You Find New Cheese. Haw -- Spencer Johnson