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FML. Fuck my life. -- Jennifer Hillier
My Cheese? is a story about change -- Spencer Johnson
What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against? -- Larry Wall
From a footnote: Writes Clifton Fadiman: "A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality. -- Michael Paterniti
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese. -- William H. Macy
I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life any more. -- Jeff Kinney
The More Important Your Cheese Is To You The More You Want To Hold On To It. -- Spencer Johnson
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. -- Helen Hayes
Wait a minute while I think," said Miss Peavey.
There was a pause. Miss Peavey sat with knit brows.
"How would it be ... " ventured Mr. Cootes.
"Cheese it!" said Miss Peavey.
Mr. Cootes cheesed it. -- P.g. Wodehouse
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better. -- Eric Bristow
I may be an old fat woman, but I do not have cheese between my ears, Jaime. -- George R R Martin
Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese. -- Don Delillo
I'm like a good cheese. I'm just getting mouldy enough to be interesting. -- Paul Newman
I need to have a cheesesteak. -- Julie Chen
Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Age doesn't matter, unless your cheese. -- Jean Paul
Age doesn't matter, unless you are cheese. -- J. Paul Getty
Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese -- Stan Collymore
You have cheese in your hair," Kit says. "Right there." He motions to the spot. I don't pull it out. Let the cheese have my hair. -- Tarryn Fisher
Cheese makes a rubbish eraser. -- Greg Gormley
Cheese is milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman
The only cheese I have in the apartment is a wedge of Brie in the refrigerator and before leaving I place the entire slice--it's a really big rat--along with a sun-dried tomato and a sprinkling of dill, delicately on the trap, setting it. -- Bret Easton Ellis
You can't make cheese from rats ... It's hard enough just milking the little beggars. -- Arthur M. Jolly
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. -- Jay London
You've got to be kid - Well, crud, what just happened there? I ran out of syl - -- Rick Riordan
In the hands of food manufacturers, cheese has become an 'ingredient.' -- Michael Moss
Sometimes it's good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. -- Nigella Lawson
The misers cheese is wholesomest -- Benjamin Franklin
Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates of Snow Monkey Island, Captain Cheesebeard. -- Sean Cullen
enough pieces of cheese and you can be fairly sure that the -- Tim Harford
Would you like some cheese with that whine?" Finn -- Kathleen Brooks
cudgel! That's worth thy trouble, -- Jacob Grimm
If my love were a bagel, I'd put cream cheese on it. But it's not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample? -- Jarod Kintz
Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it. -- T. S. Eliot
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? -- Bertolt Brecht
Everyone knows the moon's made of cheese. -- Wallace And Gromit
Life tastes better after a slice of cheesecake! -- Jason Shaw
Photographers have already photographed everything too many times, except cheese. -- Bill Jay
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss -- Mitch Hedberg
Do you want some of this cheese, or shall we just go walking? -- Pamela Dean
A maggot must be born i' the rotten cheese to like it. -- George Eliot
I was blown up while we were eating cheese. -- Ernest Hemingway,
Wait, no, fuck cheese. Cheese is all about spores and, and, molds and all that shit. Maybe cheese is trying to colonize our brains, too. Cheese and music duking it out for control of the human nervous system. -- Michael Chabon
Don't worry, Xavier's on the job," said Sharon. We heard a squeak and looked down to see the rat in question with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Sharon picked him up and scolded him. "Keys, I said, not cheese! -- Ransom Riggs
I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz. -- Janette Rallison
Is the Moon made out of green cheese? No, it's American cheese. -- William Anders
If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger -- Lyle Lovett
For when I gave you an inch, you tooke an ell. -- John Heywood
The cheese will be served when I want it served, and I want it served now. -- George R R Martin
Well say something, dammit, I'm choking on pretzels! -- Russ Martin
Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love. -- M.f.k. Fisher
Dr. Lipsenthal is a profound explorer of our inner and outer worlds. Enjoy Every Sandwich will help you heal your fear of death and embrace the true joy of life's extraordinary journey. -- Edgar Mitchell
Smell The Cheese Often So You Know When It Is Getting Old Sometime -- Spencer Johnson
I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair. -- Veronica Lake
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. -- Tom Waits
Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. -- Regina George
LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation. -- Richard Harris
Always eat the bagel. -- Cassandra Clare
Can I ask why you're throwing knives at cheese?'
'Caleb came by to discuss something,' Tobias says, leaning his head against the wall as he looks at me. 'And knife-throwing just came up somehow.'
'As it so often does,' I say, a small smile inching across my face. -- Veronica Roth
The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese. -- Spencer Johnson
Somebody get me a cheeseburger! -- Steve Miller Band
Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want? -- Chip Kidd
A hexagonal piece of cheese is a lot better than a square piece of cheese. -- Hod Lipson
If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse. -- Christian Lander
Movement in new direction helps find new cheese. -- Spencer Johnson
The French Code for cheese is ALIVE. The American Code for cheese, on the other hand, is DEAD. -- Clotaire Rapaille
I like to eat cheese out of a bowl everyday. -- Willow Smith
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. -- Johnny Vegas
Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing better! -- Christine Taylor
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. -- Ellen Degeneres
But, mate, my heart is sore for Christian diet. You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese
toasted, mostly
and woke up again, and here I were. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
I am so happy to see more and more people in this country are becoming addicted to cheese. -- James Beard
When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip. -- John Kennedy Toole
A mouse who fails to get the cheese tries again without kicking herself for being an idiot. -- Loretta Graziano Breuning
My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese. -- Ricky Gervais
Cheesecake packs a sensual wallop unlike anything in the natural world because it is a brew of megadoses of agreeable stimuli which we concocted for the express purpose of pressing our pleasure buttons -- Steven Pinker
If you're just starting out, don't focus on the cheese, focus on the cow. -- Ehab Atalla
I don't "lol". I tried it once but it just didn't agree with me. -- R.d. Ronald
SHUT UP!...PADLE! -- Ridley Pearson
Naps are the key to relieving stress. When you are working on two hours of sleep, the fact that cheese comes on something when you ordered it with no cheese is enough to send you crying under the covers for an hour. -- Keri Russell
If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. -- Jason Kravits
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wright
Movement In A New Direction Helps You Find New Cheese. Haw -- Spencer Johnson
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!" -- Mitch Hedberg
God defend me from that Welsh fairy, Lest he transform me to a piece of cheese! -- William Shakespeare
I like cottage cheese. That's why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado. -- Mitch Hedberg
I'm anti-cheese in a salad. -- Larry David
Cheesecake will always taste like love. -- Shonda Rhimes
Splendid cheeses they were, ripe and mellow, and with a two hundred horse-power scent about them that might have been warranted to carry three miles, and knock a man over at two hundred yards. -- Jerome K. Jerome
I look like I lost a death match with a cheese grater. -- Elicia Hyder
You stackin cheddar cause you working at the burger place. -- Inspectah Deck
Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. -- Chuck Palahniuk
You are a mousetrap of a friend, all soft cheese and hard springs -- Chris Cleave
Dude, can I have your pickle? -- J.c. Lillis
when the cheese belongs to the mitten take the horns off the roller coaster -- Zach Peterson
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. -- Al Yankovic
Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk's gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm? -- Scott Lynch
Remember: Move with the Cheese! Ken -- Spencer Johnson
Nay; It's nought but an' owd fossil cheese, that somebody's roll't away -- Randolph Caldecott
Get out of here, and do your little life, but remember I'm watching you, Raymond Hessel, and I'd rather kill you than see you working a shit job for just enough money to buy cheese and watch television. -- Chuck Palahniuk
