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Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter.
Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!
My one and only chicken, bequeathed to me by Robinson, dreaded the noon hour the same as I did, he'd go back in with me. For three weeks the chicken lived with me like that, following me like a dog, clucking constantly, seeing snakes wherever he went. One day of extreme boredom, I ate him.
Emily's got a chicken obsession.
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.
Chicken butt fried in grease want a piece
Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
In a twilight garden, when a brown nightingale starts singing, what is left to a blonde chicken is to remain silent.
Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
We have chickens! And ostriches - they're like a chicken, only bigger! One of my colleagues is working on a Tyrannosaur - that's like a really huge chicken, with teeth - but for architectural reasons we can't let it roam free just yet.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
What is the old American saying? Pretend it is chicken?
Anyone can make a good roast chicken.
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though.
I make a good fried chicken.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
The chicken's still dancing
the chicken won't stop
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.
Why did the chicken cross the road? there already was a chicken on this side of the road.
You can't put feathers on a dog and call it a chicken!
Chicken may be eaten constantly without becoming nauseating.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
As long as the Almighty permitted intelligent men, created in his image and likeness, to fight in public and kill each other while the world looks on approvingly, it's not for me to deprive the chickens of the same privilege.
But I ain't puttin' it in de street. Ah'm tellin' you.'
'Ah jus lak uh chicken. Chicken drink water, but he don't pee-pee.
I find myself eating different kinds of chicken each and every day, even if it's by surprise.
I hunt chickens , men hunt me,All the chickens are just alike,and all the men are just alike.and in consequence, i am little bored,but if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life.I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others
The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg.
The sun isn't yellow, it's chicken
more than 25 billion chickens. And they are all over the globe. The domesticated chicken is the most widespread fowl ever. Following Homo sapiens, domesticated
I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.
In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes when it's a bit uncertain about things, which is more or less all the time.
Crap. I was a lying chicken.
Chicken, breasts, boneless, skinless fillets, 2 to 3 lb 10-15 " " Chicken, drumsticks (legs) or thighs 10-15
One time I tried to marry a chicken.
Roosters: The cry of the male chicken is the most barbaric yawp in all of nature.
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
There was still chicken on the bone but sometimes you just have to push the plate away.
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
Anything but chicken, and some honesty on the side, please.
We all thought of chicken as lean, protein-rich food that's good for weight watching, but the truth is chicken might actually be making us fatter!
My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?
Welcome to the fire, Chicken.
Man ordering at Butera's deli/prepared-foods counter: "Hey, give me one of them chickens what spins around.
There, there are no chicken wings
Count your eggs while they're still up inside the chicken's ass,
I'm not counting any chickens.
The chickens are coming home to roost, and you happen to have just moved into the chicken house.
Meow!" said the chicken.
I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt.
(You) don't leave the chicken to watch the feed.
growing meat chicken requires
You sure telling me this won't cause a problem with your bird?" "Stop calling chicks birds. It's fucking weird." He rolled his eyes. "Isn't a chick a baby chicken?" I asked as he shot me the finger.
And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.
I play chicken with the train
Though the Fox run, the chicken hath wings.
Here is a kitchen improvement, in return for Peacock. For roasting or basting a chicken, render down your fat or butter with cider: about a third cider. Let it come together slowly, till the smell of cider and the smell of fat are as one. This will enliven even a frozen chicken.
call it chicken salad
It takes a great cook to pull life truth from poultry.
Chickens are cheerless birds, I advise you to keep geese which can be taught to follow like dogs, one needs all the companionship one can get in these days.
I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous - that is to say, it's obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do.
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
Sticking feathers up your butt,Tyler says,does not make you a chicken
We've all seen chicken portrayed as the low-fat, heart-healthy alternative to red meat for years, but it no longer adds up. You might want to lean away from eating birds and lean toward more plant-based options of protein like black beans, lentils, tofu, chickpeas and whole grains.
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken.
My mother didn't raise no fool.
She raised a chicken.
Stop that! What were you doing, perched on the window ledge like a big chicken?"
Despite his aches and irritations, he couldn't help but grin. "I prefer to think of myself as a more noble bird, like a hawk."
"I'm sure you do. But you flew like a chicken than any hawk I've seen.
If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?
What bird are you calling?' I ask, finally, when I can't stand it any longer. The bird man stops whistling. He grins, so that I can see all his pebbly teeth. He holds out a hand to me over the broth-thin water. 'You.
One chicken cannot sit on the whole world's eggs.
Don't count your chickens before they turn into KFC
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.
You white folks have long been eating the white meat of the chicken. We Negroes are now ready for some of the white meat instead of the dark meat.
The feasant hens of Colchis, which have two ears as it were consisting of feathers, which they will set up and lay down as they list.
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.
The sun's not yellow, its chicken!
I am largely worried about wingless chickens. I feel this is the time for me to fulfill myself by stepping in and saving the chicken but I don't know how exactly since I am not bold. I only know I believe in the complete chicken. You think about the complete chicken for a while.
Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.
Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.
Cole stood in a living room of chicken hell. Wallpaper with chickens on it. Chicken clock. Chicken pillows. Framed plates with chickens on it.
Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn't matter, or do you do it because it tastes good?
We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium.
Chickens were packed into wire crates stacked ten high, without room to stand or protection from the elements. They had likely traveled hundreds of miles to get here, without access to food or water.
When you are at home, even if the chicken is a little burnt, what's the big deal? Relax.
I have never seen homosexual chicken or turkey.
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
The chicken does not exist only in order to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself, to praise God, and even to suggest ideas to a French dramatist.
The hard part about playing 'chicken' is knowing when to flinch.
Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.
Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!
For people who think of chicken as the meat choice of those-who-don't-really-like-meat, brining a bird will be a revelation.
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?