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There is no celebrity quite as powerful as the local, homegrown celebrity.
Probably Darren Criss, yeah, we've become close friends.
Lyell became something of a celebrity - the Steven Pinker of his generation - and
So the first time I ever came into contact with O'Toole was at one of these very gatherings. I remember it well because I'd just punched Harold Pinter down a flight of stairs. Oh yes, I'm afraid so. No long dramatic pauses this time, Harold; he got one right on the side of the jaw. Wham!
Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don't know him.
If you're going to kiss a man, let it be a beautiful man like Ed Speleers.
Clem didn't seem to have whatever ability it was that let other people "just tell," and it felt as if there was an entire world of communication going on at a pitch he couldn't hear. Not
George Clooney is actually a huge prankster. That's sort of his jam. I had no idea.
The Scientist - with capital letters and no smile.
Uncle Monty tell
No one fights with more principle and passion than Michael Gove.
I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he's holding that smelly cat.
Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy
Win a lottery-prize and you are a cleaver man. Winners are adulated. To be born with a caul is everything; luck is what matters. Be fortunate and you will be thought great.
LIBERACE!' Owen would have cried. 'WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT POSSIBLE? LIBERACE! KILLED BY WATERMELONS!
Bill Nye the Science Guy
When they meet a stand-up comic, people sometimes remark: 'That must be the hardest job in the world.' Among comedians, only Freddie Starr is not embarrassed and slightly appalled by this remark.
Jackson Rathbone - he is a prankster. Constantly scaring people from behind, stuff like that.
Ringo Star's, real name is Richard Starkey.
Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.
If I could have anyone on speed dial it would be George Clooney. He seems like a cool guy who would give good advice.
Paris, the FedEx deliveryman of Pleasure and Fatality.
You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think? Stuart Bagget
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.
If Men and Women took their Pleasures as noisily as the Cats, what Londoner could ever hope to sleep of nights?
Who are you, Lucy Snowe?
Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker.
We can only use British actors because everybody's got to talk exactly the same.
Nigel Harrison Nigel Harrison'ed me?
If Peter Pecker picked a pack of pecker partners, how many pecker partners would Peter Pecker pick?
Bertie, the boys are trying to eat my boyfriend!' - Peaseblossom
Harold Brodie is a louse and a lothario who cheats at cards and has a different girl in his rumble seat every week. That coupe of his is pos-i-tute-ly a petting palace. And he's a terrible kisser to boot."
Evie's parents stared in stunned silence.
"Or so I've heard.
Miss Gerhart, the last time I saw you, you had quite a mouthful to shout at me. You're really quiet today. Cat got your tongue?
PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Alan Cumming is such an amazing performer and person.
THE GRACKLE
The
Clevinger was one of those people with lots of intelligence and no brains, and everyone knew it except those who soon found it out
I don't do celebrity.
Tell me bout this caveman with the clam moustache been barkin speeches all over Germany.
In person, George Clooney lives up to all your expectations.
I just got called Nigel ...
Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's
Guy Ritchie, he thinks going to drama school is the worst thing in the world.
With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags
Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast.
Clarice has a curious chemical reaction to boredom and the result can be similar to dynamite in the hands of a lunatic ...
Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile.
SANE ASYLUM Ed Shank
Lessee ... he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.
Very nice lady served us drinks in hotel and was followed in by a cat. We all crooned at it. Alan [Rickman] to cat (very low and meaning it): 'Fuck off.' The nice lady didn't turn a hair. The cat looked slightly embarrassed but stayed.
A British villain never loses their sense of humour.
Oh God." I lost the ability to speak under such glorious torture. "He won't help you, Cleo. Might as well implore my name instead.
I'm not acting! shouted Cleo. She was in desperate need of more gloss.
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
You only live once, except for Shirley MacLaine.
StocktontoMalone
William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
London as an actor, writer, and part owner of the playing company the
The Monkees changed my life but ruined my acting career.
Cunt and Kant and a happy home
Libby Strout." His mouth and eyes are serious. I don't think I've ever seen him so serious. "You are wanted.
A guy named Otto Sayas - I would give anything to have a name that was a palindrome - knocks
And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta?
Pam: Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?
I thought that Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman. I thought so right up to the moment that I cut his throat.
I think Antony Worrall Thompson is dreadful, just repulsive.
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
Clement Attlee, who looked like a sadistic sanitary inspector...
With Peter O'Toole, you just had nothing but fun.
Billy Campbell who is ... I ... truly one of the most talented actors today.
Thomas Middleditch, 'Sir, you are brillant... ly disturbed!
Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.
I'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.
Bram, Linden, and Lachlan McGregor. The Scottish trifecta of hot guys.
Arthur Clennam came to a squeezed house, with a ramshackle bowed front, little dingy windows, and a little dark area like a damp waistcoat-pocket, which he found to be number twenty-four, Mews Street, Grosvenor Square.
You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!
Sir Andrew Ague-Cheek: I'll stay a month longer. I am a fellow o' the strangest mind i' the world; I delight in masques and revels sometimes altogether (He's an oddity in that he enjoys having fun)
He looks like the rich-boy villain in an '80s teen movie - the one who bullies the sensitive misfit, the one who will end up with a pie in the puss, the whipped cream wilting his upturned collar as everyone in the cafeteria cheers.
Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.
This gentleman here, Michael Hussey, is just an absolute freak.
His voice was cloves and nightingales, it took us to spice markets in the Celebs, we drifted with him on a houseboat beyond the Coral Sea. We were like cobras following a reed flute.
Working with Anthony Hopkins every day is a blessing.
Christian Bale has a kind of genetically engineered handsomeness that's perfect for [John Preston]. He's also a better actor than he ever gets credit for being.
Adrian Lyne is such an incredible director.
Jay Cee's ugly as sin.
With George Clooney, the distinctive quality is a unique kind of American phoniness - charming because it's aware of itself as phony. It's as old as old Huck Finn, but, in our age, it has migrated from the fringes to the center.
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
Hardy's The Mayor of Casterbridge.
Hayes. Peter Hayes.
What is that, Shakespeare?"
"Betty Crocker, a fascinating woman.
Beloved King of Comedy.
Cleland was the victim of his own downfall.
Old Titme the clock-settter, that bald sexton,Time.
Now [Mike] Gove has destroyed Boris Johnson.
What Brother Pepe saw in Edward Bonshaw was a man who looked like he belonged - like a man who had never felt at home, but who'd suddenly found his place in the scheme of things.
Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!
You weaseled your way into my life, Simon Lewis, and I don't know how or why or even when but it happened, and I kind of hate it but I can't change it, and here it is