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Coffee is not my cup of tea -- Samuel Goldwyn
There is romance in coffee. It comes from the ends of the earth, and goes to the far corners of man's habitation. -- Alice Foote Macdougall
When you're stuck on something creatively, you can't solve a problem, you go to a coffee shop. -- Eric Weiner
My mug had a reindeer in a bathrobe and slippers with Christmas lights laced in its antlers, toasting the merry season with champagne and saying, Bingle Jells. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT! -- Tanya Masse
This guy makes coffee nervous. -- Bobby Heenan
Signs you drink too much coffee: You don't sweat. You percolate.
Internet meme -- Darynda Jones
My coffee was wedged in the cup holder in the center console. Sometimes I wondered what would happen to modern American life between dawn and 10 a.m. if Starbucks vanished. Talk about road rage. -- William Casey Moreton
If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak. -- Lawrence Block
It seems a peculiar thing when I go to fill my own cup; it remains empty as if the liquid evaporates as soon as it touches the glass. Yet when I reach to top off the cups of others, my own spills over. This is the crazy magic of charity. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
And Mocha's berry, from Arabia pure, In small fine china cups, came in at last. Gold cups of filigree, made to secure the hand from burning, underneath them place. Cloves, cinnamon and saffron, too, were boiled Up with the coffee, which, I think, they spoiled. -- Lord Byron
When the beer came, I dipped a finger in it and wet down each corner of the paper napkin to anchor it, so it would not come up with the mug each time and make me appear ridiculous. I -- Charles Portis
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong ... with a spoon in them. -- Eddie Izzard
Not like I need an excuse to enjoy a Moscow mule, but this tray and six-mug set, handmade in Mexico with hammered recycled copper, makes cocktail hour extra special. -- Oprah Winfrey
Life happens over coffee -- Starbucks
Everybody likes their coffee different. -- Kellie Pickler
He was wondering why, in Britain, he could get just about every type of coffee possible, including some he felt were patently ridiculous, but finding a good cup of tea was becoming harder and harder. -- Gavin G. Smith
Espresso is a miracle of chemistry in a cup, -- Andrea Illy
Wimpy coffee? I suppose you drink yours black?" "Black as my heart. -- Linsey Hall
My Cup"
They tell me I am going to die.
Why don't I seem to care?
My cup is full. Let it spill -- Robert Friend
Coffee takes on an almost ritualistic meaning. I learned that from being on hurricane patrol for a year in the North Atlantic. -- Nathan Lowell
I ordered a hot chocolate and Chandler got a black coffee. He smiled over at me. "Still no love for coffee?"
I shook my head. "Nah, why have bitter and gross when I can have sweet and delicious? -- Lisa Kessler
It was a small place with bulbs of alcohol, chocolate, coffee, and tea all set with temperature controls in the nipple, so the uniformly tepid drinks could come out anywhere from almost boiling to just this side of ice. The -- James S.a. Corey
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, Jesus! This cup is expensive! -- Conan O'brien
A certain man placed a fountain by the wayside, and he hung up a cup near to it by a little chain. He was told some time after that a great art-critic had found much fault with its design. 'But,' said he, 'do many thirsty persons drink at it? -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon
I never laugh until I've had my coffee. -- Clark Gable
If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. -- Jesse Hajicek
I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out. -- Clementine Von Radics
When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army -- Honore De Balzac
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. -- Bo Burnham
Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many. -- Demetri Martin
Her sister had always teased her saying that people who drank tea were boring, but the ones who drank coffee were cool. -- Anya Wylde
English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve. -- Fred Allen
I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee' ... I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee. -- Robert Rauschenberg
Hercule Poirot was sitting at the breakfast table. At his right hand was a steaming cup -- Agatha Christie
Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature ... tea cup humans! -- Charlaine Harris
I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud. -- Michael Ian Black
Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee? -- Justina Chen
Question your tea spoons. -- Georges Perec
Sham Harga's coffee was like molten lead, but it had this in its favor: when you'd drunk it, there was this overwhelming feeling of relief that you'd got to the bottom of the cup. -- Terry Pratchett
to appease the milk guy by telling him I'd put those mugs out for display, but he wouldn't leave. He even offered to teach me how to milk a cow. -- Ava Miles
Coffee renders many foolish people temporarily capable of wise actions -- Baron De Montesquieu
Coffee: Induces wit. Good only if it comes through Havre. After a big dinner party it is taken standing up. Take it without sugar - very swank: gives the impression you have lived in the East. -- Gustave Flaubert
My cup is yellow
Or not, though not's
Impossible
It's yellow -- Aram Saroyan
Don't stir all the warmth out of your coffee; drink it. -- Kate Chopin
However, just like this cup, you seem to be full of your own ideas. And how can any more go in . . . until you first empty your cup? -- Robin S. Sharma
They lingered over cups of ersatz coffee. -- Leon Uris
As soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee. -- Gerard Way
I'll let you in on a secret. I don't drink coffee."
I genuinely gasped in horror. "The devil you say. Java is the nectar of the gods. I don't know if I can be with a man who doesn't drink coffee." I knew there was something sinister about him. I had no idea it would be that bad. -- Charlie Cochet
Do you know what the Turkish say about coffee? It should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. -- Holly Black
The coffee tastes like a donkey's ass -- Victoria Scott
My mother sent me lithograph years ago at the height of my television success. It said, 'When your cup runneth over, watcheth out.' I never got over it. There's something so cosmic to be inferred in that. Not necessarily anything bad, and not necessarily anything good. -- Peter Scolari
For a well-made cup of coffee is the proper beginning to an idle day. Its aroma is beguiling, its taste is sweet; yet it leaves behind only bitterness and regret. In that, it resembles, surely, the pleasures of love. -- Anthony Capella
How they chirped over their cups. -- Robertson Davies
And that's why the American habit of bringing a teacup, a tea bag, and a pot of hot water to the table is merely the perfect way of making a thin, pale, watery cup of tea that nobody in their right mind would want to drink. -- Douglas Adams
Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance. -- Claudia Roden
I don't typically drink coffee. -- Kristin Cavallari
She took a sip of the coffee and then said, "Manna. Thank you, Sir."
"Now I really do know how to punish you."
She curled both hands around the mug. "You wouldn't take away my coffee!"
"Only if I feared for my life," he said, carrying food to the table. -- Sierra Cartwright
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. -- Erma Bombeck
World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes. -- Timothy Ferriss
I stood, crossed over to my office and poured him a cup, then asked if he liked his coffee like I liked my Death Stars: gigantic, on the Dark Side, and powerful enough to destroy a planet. He laughed softly. "A little cream is fine." "One coffee high coming up," I -- Darynda Jones
He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead. -- Ljupka Cvetanova
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino ... Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. -- Denis Leary
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. -- Bob Odenkirk
So he just stood there brewing like a coffeepot. Onlywith a coffeepot you know exactly what's going to come out of it. -- Barbara Kingsolver
On the coffee table is a half-empty bottle of Smirnoff's and two cans of NutraSlim. High tea in hell, he thinks, but -- Stephen King
Coffee is the official beverage of culture. -- Andrea Illy
some poems froth
and foam and rise...
out of my morning cup of
mist-sweetened coffee. -- Sanober Khan
Is that code for sex or are we really having coffee?" Peter laughs and feigns shock, putting his hand over his chest. "My God! Is that why all those women at Starbucks keep trying to have coffee with me? -- H.m. Ward
The Little Book on CoffeeScript -- Anonymous
Tea - the cups that cheer but not inebriate. -- William Cowper
Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup - that's it. -- Denis Leary
Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life -- Jim Parsons
Bobby sips his coffee. If there wasn't coffee on this earth, I'd be dead. -- Ned Vizzini
Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers. -- Ilona Andrews
Three coffees, two with milk, please," said Francis to the fat woman behind the counter. "No milk, just Cremora." "Well, then, just black, I guess." He turned to us. "Have you seen the paper this morning? -- Donna Tartt
I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men ... I don't drink coffee. -- Ellen Degeneres
Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest. -- Darynda Jones
I have a coffee mug that my dad gave me years ago that has the San Mateo police logo and my dad's name on it, so I brought it to set and used it in a scene. I mean, you don't see it, it's not prominently featured, but I just wanted that connectivity. -- Michael Trucco
I felt like fate had just handed me two cups and I'd stupidly drunk from the wrong one. -- Samantha Young
I kept the coffee pot in my office on the pretense of monitoring Cookie's caffeine intake. Actually, it was my answer to potpourri. -- Darynda Jones
Americans are making coffee a bigger part of their lives, expanding attitudes and behaviors that are driving new levels of consumption. -- Robert Nelson
Oh, joy. I can't pick up my cup, what with all the running over. -- Melissa Leilani Larson
I packed coffee once when I lived in Australia, and I just remember going around every day with coffee up my nose and in my ears. -- Hugo Weaving
the Cup That Cheers -- Elizabeth Wein
When you get the coffee from the store, does it come in a great big metal can?'
He beamed. 'Absolutely.'
That was all I needed to hear. Tea. A cup of tea. -- Steven James
I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton -- Sandi Lynn
I never drink coffee, can you believe that? Works in morning television, doesn't drink coffee. -- Willie Geist
She stared at the surface of her coffee, swirling in her mug. Tiny universes rose and fell in the liquid depths as the moment dragged out into uncomfortable territory. Oh god! her mind screamed. (God didn't answer.) -- Danika Stone
Coffee was served: bitter and black, like chances missed. -- Hilary Mantel
Francie loved the smell of coffee and the way it was hot. As she ate her bread and meat, she kept one hand curved about the cup enjoying its warmth. From time to time, she'd smell the bitter sweetness of it. That was better than drinking it. At the end of the meal, it went downt the sink. -- Betty Smith
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? -- Jean Kerr
When you drink coffee, you become very focused, and in fact, the key to creative genius is to be defocused. -- Eric Weiner
His laughter tinkled among the teacups. -- T. S. Eliot
Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for. -- Terry Pratchett
Whenever I go to bars in London, people send me over Cosmopolitans. It's a very sweet gesture, but I don't like them, so they just sit there. -- Kim Cattrall
So the coffee came and I tasted it - a hot, foul, acidic, dual-carbon compound liquid - and I spat it out all over her. A major breach of human etiquette: apparently, I was meant to swallow -- Matt Haig
I don't need that fluff on my coffee. Looks like shaving cream. One swallow and you're foaming at the mouth. -- Margaret Atwood
My Japanese designed, vacuum-sealed thermos was one of my most prized possessions. I had filled it up before I went to sleep so there were no worries. This baby laughed in the face of entropy. -- B. Justin Shier
The coffee shop is a great New York institution, but it has terrible coffee. And the more traditional coffee shops are trying to catch up with more sophisticated coffee drinkers. -- Adam Gopnik
