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Any bacteria planning to rot my taters will die screaming. In
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Flour boiled thoroughly in milk, so as to make quite a thick porridge, is good in cases of dysentery.
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We are going to find, I think, several different kinds of Crohn's disease.
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This triple-decker reflects our evolutionary development from the earliest model (single-celled bacteria) to the latest (George Clooney). Each
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The Ileenium system?
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I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection.
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He ate off dirty plates and was unfazed. His pillowcase was soiled and stank, but he never thought of changing it. Hamid thought long and hard, but he couldn't understand him. He often asked, 'Babuji, why aren't you revolted by dirtiness?
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slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.
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Diarrhoea is the reason you can have a malnourished child in a well-fed family.
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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
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I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.
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I'm sick. I've eaten civilisation and I'm sick.
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walked into this exam room, I was expecting another mundane case, considering the evening I'd had thus far. The smell of vomit had been the first thing that hit me when I entered, and I instantly groaned. God, I hated vomit. Give me blood and guts any day. I would rather stitch
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Civilization rests on two things: the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and the voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it to you, where would this splendid civilization be without both?
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All disease begins in the gut.
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I decided that the University of Sussex in Brighton was a good place for this work because it had a strong tradition in bacterial molecular genetics and an excellent reputation in biology.
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Who spit in your porridge?
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I was diarrhea and she was merely a bad case of indigestion.
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If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?
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A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
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We need to boil water. We need clean towels," Ava announced, following too. "She ain't birthin' no baby! She's got a gunshot wound!" Indy shouted. "I know that!" Ava shouted back. "But we need a sterile environment.
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What hostile parasite is tunneling through her sphincter? (Zarina)
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My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.
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[Bacteria] have an incredibly complicated chemical lexicon that ... allows bacteria to be multicellular. In the spirit of TED they're doing things together because it makes a difference.
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There was a toilet in the far corner, with nothing in it except basic facilities and about a trillion bacteria. It was like a huge three-dimensional petri dish.
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I'm from the health department. You've heard of Typhoid Mary? This fella's got enough typhoid to start his own colony.
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I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."
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The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.
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Don't crap where you eat
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All diseases begin in the gut.
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Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
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What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
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The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
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What we need is a full field guide to the microbes that live in and on people, so that we can understand what they're doing to our lives. We are them; they are us.
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Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be changed. Enough is enough
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That strong, grassy smell, raw milk in a tin cup.
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I'm unwilling to eat food that has been adulterated.
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There will never cease to be ferment in the world unless people are sure of their food.
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What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My
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Take stock, citizen bacillus,
Now that there are so many billions of you,
Bleeding through your opened veins,
Into your bathtub, or into the Pacific
Of that by which they may remember you.
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Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
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Shit happens. Sometimes diarrhea happens.
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What's great about bacteria is you have a surprise every day waiting for you because they're so fast, they grow overnight.
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Does it hurt? What is it?"
"It's not food poisoning, it's not a hazard to public health."
"What is it?"
"It's just an ache you've given me. I'll live. But only with you.
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Everything wanting to contribute to my ulcer, Get in line and take a number!
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All disease starts in the gut.
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This making you nauseous a little?
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To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.
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porcini-asparagus
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You've probably been asked to care about things like HIV/AIDS or T.B. or measles, but diarrhea kills more children than all those three things put together. It's a very potent weapon of mass destruction.
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To Borody and a small band of like-minded brethren who believe in the power of poop, we are standing at the threshold of a new era in medicine. Borody sees the benefits of fecal therapy as "equivalent to the discovery of antibiotics." But first, there is much skepticism to overcome.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
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The road to health is paved with good intestines!
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Almost nothing influences our gut bacteria as much as the food we eat. Preboiotics are the most powerful tool at our disposal if we want to support our good bacteria - that is, those that are already there and are there to stay.
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Civilization rests on two things," said Hitzig; "the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it to you, where would this splendidly civilized occasion be without both?
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Many a trace, and many a germ of this infantile disease, to which without a doubt, I also am a victim, has been chased away by your brochure, or will yet be eradicated by it.
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Eradication of microbial disease is a will-o'-the-wisp; pursuing it leads into a morass of hazy biological concepts and half truths.
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That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.
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I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
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Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.
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And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates
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Most bacteria aren't bad. We breathe and eat and ingest gobs of bacteria every single moment of our lives. Our food is covered in bacteria. And you're breathing in bacteria all the time, and you mostly don't get sick.
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CHAPTER 8 The Remains of the Day: Dinosaur Vomit, Stomach Contents, Feces, and Other Gut Feelings
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Addison's disease and colitis. Twice a day the doctors shot him up with a
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[Bacteria are the] dark matter of the biological world [with 4 million mostly unknown species in a ton of soil].
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I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
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Brenda cared for our bacteria with a love and affection that some people don't show their flesh-and-blood children. She would sneak in between classes to coo encouragingly at them, cheering on their growth.
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The Spanish wine, my God, it is foul, catpiss is champagne compared, this is the sulphurous urination of some aged horse.
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I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!
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They want you to bring out your intestines.
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Intestine war no more our passions wage,
And giddy factions bear away their rage.
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You say you're sick, huh? Well, it looks like you've come down with a case of bullshit.
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Astonishingly slimy and dangerous
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Since we're living with antibiotic drugs and chlorinated water and antibacterial soap and all these factors in our contemporary lives that I'd group together as a 'war on bacteria,' if we fail to replenish [good bacteria], we won't effectively get nutrients out of the food we're eating.
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I am Amaxon Corazon Junia Principia Delgado the Third, and I bent over my meal and wept luxurious tears into my green banana porridge. It was a perfect decoction, and it now would not satisfy me.
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It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About The Da Vinci Code
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I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt ... They made their way through the machine ... A few minutes later I took a long taste of the end result: a glass of delicious drinking water.
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Grain grows best in shit...
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In the past five years, C. diff has spread across the globe, helped in large part by air travel, the availability and frequent use of antibiotics, and the graying of the world's population.
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Here. (Zarek)
What is it? (Astrid)
Arsenic and vomit. (Zarek)
Really? And yet you managed to hack that up so quietly. Who knew? Thanks. I've never had vomit before. I'm sure it's extra special. (Astrid)
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Who needs such a long intestine, anyway?
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The bacterium Escherichia coli (E. Coli) takes about twenty minutes to divide. So after one hour, one E. Coli cell has turned into eight. After only six and a half hours, there will be over a million bacteria!
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These words are vomit.
This shaky pen is my esophagus.
This sheet of paper is my porcelain bowl.
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With cities, as with people, Mister Vandemar," said Mr. Croup, fastidiously, "the condition of the bowels is all-important.
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Yet many of the biggest slaughterhouses would sell their meat only to hamburger makers like Cargill if they agreed not to test their meat for E. coli until it was mixed together with shipments from other slaughterhouses.
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The Indian peasant is the world's champion shitter. Stacks of chappaties and mounds of mustard leaf-mash down the hatch twice a day; stacks of shit a.m. and p.m.
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osteomyelitis, a serious bacterial infection of the
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these kits can be useful for gauging the diversity and general composition of your microbiome.
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It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!
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Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. "I had lunch at Maisie's Diner."
"And?"
"And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume."
"And after?"
"Diarrhea, of course.
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Mr. Incandenza, this is the Enfield Raw Sewage Commission, and quite frankly we've had enough shit out of you.
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To gastroenterologists, the concept of a germ causing ulcers was like saying that the Earth is flat.
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Don't shit where you eat.
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Described the Internet as a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd's son, spewing bile at both ends
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A plate of Ebola virions mixed with Hendra virions would resemble capellini in a light sauce of capers.
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Because pandemics almost always begin with the transmission of an animal microbe to a human, it's work that takes me all around the globe - from rain forest hunting camps of central Africa to wild animal markets of east Asia.
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Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection