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You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.
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AIDS is still around. Therefore, you have to practice safe sex.
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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
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I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
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If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!
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They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!
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If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
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Good thing he's not your boyfriend, though, Tina. He's so skinny, I think a condom would pop right off.
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What about your mom?" "She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested for various diseases. In the meantime, she ordered me to buy condoms now. She even gave me ten bucks to start my supply.
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Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours.
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The best protection any woman can have ... is courage.
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Only one condom," he reminded her. "We used the other a few hours ago. We'll have to get creative."
Thank God. He was good at creative. Really, really good.
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I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.
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Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
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Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.
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I'm sexing raw dog without protection.
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Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.
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By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.
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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
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The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
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The greatest contraceptive one can have in the developing world is the knowledge that your children will live
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If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms
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I was thinking as I bent over to receive my injection, next time I'm gonna use protection.
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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
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Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.
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Only 3 percent of people in the DRC use condoms.
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There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis
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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
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I live dangerously enough. Now what's this about condoms or tigers?
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The only way to ensure completely safe sex with a 40-foot long, 6-ton predator is abstinence.
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So, a meaningful relationship. Dude, have fun, but wear a condom, that's all I can say
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Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.
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I feel like you're trying to convince me that we don't need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I'm going to devour " you like a praying mantis." I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot.
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Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
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There's a nice clear difference between real protection (wash your hands, or wear a condom) and the fake protection offered by institutions which often come, finally and sadly, to be much too interested first of all in protecting their own power.
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It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.
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The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.
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The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.
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Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
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Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.
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The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe disease control as they promote disease transmission.
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She asked me what type of contraceptive I use.
Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.
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Well, that brings us to the point: There is only one way to protect ourselves from the deadly diseases that stalk the human family. It is abstinence before marriage, then marriage and mutual fidelity for life to an uninfected partner.
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Holy shit ... but we were using condoms."
Pink tinged her cheeks. "Not the weekend at the lodge."
He leaned over and lowered his voice. "Yeah, but I pulled out."
Emma cocked her brows. "And you're Mr. Super Potent Sperm, remember?
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I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that.
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I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.
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There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures.
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The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it's too much of a risk. If you're not ready for a child, then don't risk it.
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I quickly remember that I had put a condom in my satchel because I figured that pretending to be a ripped, violent warrior might just be walking lady porn.
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Me and Vinny are dead careful, and we only had sex once without a condom, our first time, and it's a scientific fact that virgins can't get pregnant. Stella told me.
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Birth-control through self-restraint is the most desirable, sensible and totally harmless method.
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Condoms aren't a hundred percent you know," he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel like yelling out that they should put that on the outside of the box.
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Apparently, the easiest way to overcome any awkwardness of speaking about sex is to sterilize it and outsource it to the professionals.
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You're going to need this," she said, and pulled out a condom.
"At some point, we're also going to need a defibrillator and a fire extinguisher."
"Promises, promises.
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Everybody know that condom and birth control was white man scheme to kill off black people, but he don't care.
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Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.
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Now I have to think about whether I shoved the condoms in the fridge with the scallops.
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Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's all gone.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.
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But I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly ... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.
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Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom - I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if it were on the fly. An intelligent man is prepared for spontaneity.
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I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were always the grimacing recipient of an eager and rubber-sheathed penis boner.
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The greatest of all contraceptives is affluence.
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Use your dick, don't be one.
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Well, I don't need protection One life begins, another dies Bad timing I won't last
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Why contraception is not only wrong but sacrilegious:
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Whether or not birth control is eugenic, hygienic, and economic, it is the most revolutionary practice in the history of sexual morals.
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
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I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."

~Evan Loehr
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I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation.
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Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out.
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I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.
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Excitement is interwoven with uncertainty, and with our willingness to embrace the unknown rather than to shield ourselves from it. But this very tension leaves us feeling vulnerable. I caution my patients that there is no such thing as safe sex.
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You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.
Joe Morelli
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I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective.
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?
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I bought a packet of Trojan Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: 'No. 1 in AMERICA'. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.
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Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.
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I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.
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[Television executives] are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
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Besides she's off birth control now. I don't want you guys naked within a hundred yards of her."
"Uh, how are we supposed to shower?"Trey asked.
Brian rolled his eyes in annoyance. "You can shower, dumbass. Just make sure you wear a condom."
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You have to protect yourself, your body, your being. You cannot treat it badly; you have to keep it, make as sensitive as possible.
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Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn't given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.
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The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.
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No sun cream or condoms, just in case you're looking at the lady-boys. There's plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can imagine.
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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
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But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty.
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Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make,
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Safe sex is an act of self love.
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Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have sexual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
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Contraries are cured by contraries.
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Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?"
"Of course there would be protection," he offered.
"Tons of it.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
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The prospect of penury in age is so gloomy and terrifying that every man who looks before him must resolve to avoid it; and it must be avoided generally by the science of sparing.