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Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under the covers and never come out.
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Condoms aren't a hundred percent you know," he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel like yelling out that they should put that on the outside of the box.
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There's a nice clear difference between real protection (wash your hands, or wear a condom) and the fake protection offered by institutions which often come, finally and sadly, to be much too interested first of all in protecting their own power.
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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
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You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.
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Any guy who tells you he is carrying a condom in his wallet in case of an emergency is full of shit. We only put a condom in our wallet with the full intention of using it the night we put it in there.
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The best protection any woman can have ... is courage.
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I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation.
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What about your mom?" "She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested for various diseases. In the meantime, she ordered me to buy condoms now. She even gave me ten bucks to start my supply.
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I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.
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Satisfaction, I have the right tactics ...
And if you need em I got crazy prophylactics.
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What kind of motel sells condoms?"
"My favorite kind of motel?
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
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I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it.
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[Television executives] are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
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I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
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did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus?
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So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?
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She didn't tell me to use a condom, so I didn't: a bit of a risk, but it's her risk, not mine,
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We're more effective than birth control pills.
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Laughter is the best form of contraception.
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I was thinking as I bent over to receive my injection, next time I'm gonna use protection.
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Before reading please place a condom over your head because it's about to be fucked.
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Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a tuxedo - I enjoy putting one on for special occasions.
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Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.
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When the Catholic Church insists that it is more sinful to use condoms in the midst of a sexually transmitted epidemic that it is for the same Church to withhold approbation of the use of condoms, it is less suprising that the sexual abuse of minors was handled unethically.
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AIDS is still around. Therefore, you have to practice safe sex.
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I would think that if you understood what sex education is, you would get down on your knees and worship a condom.
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Contraries are cured by contraries.
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I feel like you're trying to convince me that we don't need condoms, but fuck that. If you impregnate me, I'm going to devour " you like a praying mantis." I pin Zeph against the wall and kiss her hard, because her threatening to kill or mutilate me is always so hot.
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The greatest contraceptive one can have in the developing world is the knowledge that your children will live
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Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.
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You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.
Joe Morelli
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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
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Antibiotics, viral tabs, painkillers, sterilisation spray," Kasyanov said. "Other stuff. Bandages, medicines, contraceptives.
Hoop raised an eyebrow.
"Hey. Forever is a long time.
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They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!
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She asked me what type of contraceptive I use.
Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.
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I thought you were trying to prove to the board you're responsible?'
'I'll use a condom. Does that count?
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And fuck, I was ruined. Ruined for sex with anyone else, ruined for using a condom with this girl.
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If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
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How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?
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maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom
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Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.
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If I could be the "condom queen" and get every young person who engaged in sex to use a condom in the United States, I would weara crown on my head with a condom on it! I would!
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The greatest of all contraceptives is affluence.
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Just a bit of advice," I mutter. "That sort of physical contact with Chloe Murphy should require a full body condom, lest you contract something extremely difficult - if not impossible - to get rid of.
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If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.
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Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.
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Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?"
"Of course there would be protection," he offered.
"Tons of it.
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Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.
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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
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of venereal soldiers along the way. A more effective
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I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that.
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Some want prayer in school, some want condoms.
Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody.
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Holy shit ... but we were using condoms."
Pink tinged her cheeks. "Not the weekend at the lodge."
He leaned over and lowered his voice. "Yeah, but I pulled out."
Emma cocked her brows. "And you're Mr. Super Potent Sperm, remember?
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Only one condom," he reminded her. "We used the other a few hours ago. We'll have to get creative."
Thank God. He was good at creative. Really, really good.
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I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.
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Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
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Whether or not birth control is eugenic, hygienic, and economic, it is the most revolutionary practice in the history of sexual morals.
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You're going to need this," she said, and pulled out a condom.
"At some point, we're also going to need a defibrillator and a fire extinguisher."
"Promises, promises.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were always the grimacing recipient of an eager and rubber-sheathed penis boner.
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No sun cream or condoms, just in case you're looking at the lady-boys. There's plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can imagine.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Excitement is interwoven with uncertainty, and with our willingness to embrace the unknown rather than to shield ourselves from it. But this very tension leaves us feeling vulnerable. I caution my patients that there is no such thing as safe sex.
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Apparently, the easiest way to overcome any awkwardness of speaking about sex is to sterilize it and outsource it to the professionals.
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Well, that brings us to the point: There is only one way to protect ourselves from the deadly diseases that stalk the human family. It is abstinence before marriage, then marriage and mutual fidelity for life to an uninfected partner.
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In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
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Everybody know that condom and birth control was white man scheme to kill off black people, but he don't care.
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I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."

~Evan Loehr
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Abstinence. It didn't even sound comfortable
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And an even bigger army of Catholic missionaries marched in on your heels and told the Africans that if they used the condoms, they'd all go to hell. Africa has a new environmental issue now - landfills overflowing with unused condoms.
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We're not buying Sam's Club condoms," said Owen. "Their trash bags don't even work.
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She'd woken up with a receipt for condoms. That much she knew. But had she used them? Even if she had, a little voice in the back of her head yelled, "Glow-in-the-dark condoms from the Dollar Store, probably expired!
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Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
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Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.
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The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it's too much of a risk. If you're not ready for a child, then don't risk it.
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If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably.
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Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.
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Why contraception is not only wrong but sacrilegious:
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Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I quickly remember that I had put a condom in my satchel because I figured that pretending to be a ripped, violent warrior might just be walking lady porn.
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The first contraceptive was crocodile dung," she whispered. "The Egyptians used it in 2000 BC.
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Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II ... Fifty children! What I want to know is, who decided to name a condom after this guy?
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I'm sexing raw dog without protection.
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
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The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
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That you and I don't use emotional condoms. We just let the messy goo of who we are fly free, threatening to impregnate us with insecurity of infect us with the pain of true intimacy.
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Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.
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I didn't look like a woman who might need twelve condoms.
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I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
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Sex and death: the front door and the back door of the world.
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Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. Is that supposed to be a used condom?
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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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I was afraid you were going to have sex with that man, and I knew you weren't prepared. I brought you condoms!" The memory of her mom sprawled on the ground with her leg twisted under her, lying amongst the scattered condoms,
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I hooked the condom out with the end of a spoon and dropped it into the bottom of a white bin-bag, where it lay, dried out and brown, as transparent as old human skin.
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So, we skipped Annabel, and discussed condoms. I said I liked the orange ones, and we ended our talk in laughter.