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I had one elegantly folded cookie - a short paper nerve baked in an ear.
It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.
In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!
Watch, learn... and don't eat my cookie.
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.
Be that as it may, but even the toughest cookies can crumble.
I think I met your friend Charley."
"You ... did? When?"
"When I looked in the mirror this morning."
She stood in disbelief for a moment. Then astonishment. Then doubt. Then hope. Then wariness. Aka, the five stages of Cookie.
Cookie: And I ain't trustworthy. You got no call to be insultin'!
You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crummy attitude.
Nothing sets the world right like slightly melted chocolate from a fresh-baked cookie.
Mmm, freshly baked cookies. Even better, the rich, buttery scent had conquered the usual mothball odor.
I like Sultana cookies - they are so, so, so good. I think the best in the world.
There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out - I don't know - personalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax.
Life is hard. Have a cookie!
Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general.
Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.
Cricket glanced down when she saw a cookie slide under the wall. She plucked the cookie from the ground and bit into it, dirt and all. It was so disgusting, her eyes watered, but she was starving, so she choked it down.
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are You Surprised We Lied about the Cookies?
Colonel, I'm giving you a direct order. Eat the fucking cookie.
I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.
I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
Cookies were much better eaten then sold, and they were best homemade.
Yeah, babe. For now, we're talking about cookies." "Cookies instead of sex, I suppose there are worse substitutes.
I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!
I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.
Give that boy a cookie!"
Now really wasn't the time to think about food. And where was she keeping them? In her pockets? They'd be all crumbled.
"I don't want one. Thank you."
Eyebrows raised, she wrinkled her nose - I must have insulted her by not accepting her offer.
I love oatmeal raisin cookies.
Sometimes me think what is love,
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the last cookie for you.
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes.
If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos
Noodle snapped. No more cookies in the cookie jar.
You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here I am trying to help you work through your personal issues and that Claire ... that is why I always get the last cookie,
Hydrox cookies (what happened to them? They used to be so good. Sugar. No doubt they're leaving out sugar)
She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice.
The point is it's such a great feeling to scarf cookies with abandon like Cookie Monster.
Truly, he is the role model for us all.
AWESOME!
On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.
Whatever happened, at least we had cookies.
My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.
I'm not good at cocking guns.
Really? Did she not know me at all?
I texted her back.
You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie.
Know the cock.
Be the cock.
Alright. I'm over on the dark side. You'd better have the cookies I've been promised.
You would realize that all the cookies were formed in the same mold. And what is more, Sophie, you are now seized by the irresistible desire to see this mold. Because clearly, the mold itself must be utter perfection - and in a sense, more beautiful - in comparison with these crude copies.
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
You have to believe in something. I always believe I will have another cookie.
What?"
"Nothing." He laughed."You were really hungry."
"I don't need to defend my eating to anyone.And just so you know,when I'm done with this,I plan to eat three whole cookies."
"Whoa." He held up his hands."Now you're pulling out the big guns."
"I don't mess around.
They're just treats. Like Cookie Monster says, 'Cookies are a sometimes food.' Sometimes doesn't mean never." "You're quoting Cookie Monster?" Bev stared at him. "Somebody has to.
I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.
Friendship Bread
Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)
Meet Bob...
Bob is in this cage because he tried to steal my cookie.
Haha Bob,
Haha.
The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.
A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.
I love choclate chip cookies!
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.
The cookies combine butter and spices in such a way that you could eat a hundred of them and only realize how sick you are after it's too late.
The Chocolate Chip Cookie makes it healthy. Obviously.
Thanks for the advice, she said, and for some crazy reason she reached over and took another bite of the cookie. Then another. It didn't taste any better, but it didn't stop her. She wanted to like it. She also wanted to know what love tasted like.
We always try to remember that at the end of the day, it's just cookies. Don't stress that hard, because it's a terrible thing to take home with you.
Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers.
I would rather have cookies in my jacket pockets than a chain around my dog's neck.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
I know they say that's the way the cookie crumbles and all. But you can't help but wonder why there's any cookie-crumbling going on in the first place.
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.
Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried deep in the cookie jar set aside for future generations.
Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as well to keep the package looking clean.
Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies
Keep calm and eat cookies
How can you stay worried when someone gives you warm chocolate chip cookies?
If you can't change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?
Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)
In the cookies of motherhood, you're the chocolate chips.
Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.
I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.
They're like chocolate-chip cookies, though. Can't have just one.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he is sure to want a glass of milk.
Cookies didn't weigh that much in cookie form. Their weight multiplied significantly once they'd processed themselves onto your ass.
I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.
Pick 'treat'. Please, for the love of God, pick 'treat'. -Trick
I've never been very cookie cutter. If I choose something different from the status quo, it's my responsibility and my choice to live my life that way.
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.
I wanted to show her how disgusted I was by not eating a thing, but a chocolate cookie is a chocolate cookie.
Damn, if only you moved that fast for my cookies, I'd be a happy guy.
If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do..
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.
After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.
Goddamn, she better be single, because I've never seen the woman and I want to marry her. She got my cock hard with a box of cookies. I can't begin to imagine the possibilities.
I kept the coffee pot in my office on the pretense of monitoring Cookie's caffeine intake. Actually, it was my answer to potpourri.
Cookie cutters are for baking, not branding.
I'm a chocolate addict.
I JUST TOOK SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES OUT OF THE FREEZER."
"Oh, that's okay," Blue said. "As you smelled, we just ate."
"I'll take one," the Gray Man interjected. "If they're Thin Mints.