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Dear friends, do you know that you are lucky people? You don't have any cows to lose.
Could there be a cowgirl in my future? You know, I never know what character is going to come and tap me on the shoulder and say, 'Hey, tell my story.' So maybe the next one will have boots.
Cows are gentle, interesting animals.
The truth is what we say it is ... prove to me this desk is not a cow!
If a girl wants to grow up to be a cowgirl, she ought to be able to do it, or else this world ain't worth living in.
I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow.
Tanacharison (who could relate to the cow because he claimed that the French had boiled and eaten his father),
There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
The cowslip is a country wench.
Big hat, no cattle.
Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.
Hur! How do you count cows? GrayG: How? IvyMac: With a cowculator.
*Go cow-tipping.* Close enough to donkey-napping.
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
You, me, the animals in the wild, the animal at your feet, the animal on your plate, the person next to you - We are all one We are all holy cows Moo
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburgers.
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow.
For a man with no cows you talk a lot of bullshit, Ryan.
I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
Is that right A cattle baron It sounds strange.
Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
I am a very, very avid 'Anchorman' fan.
Cowgirl Courage isn't the lack of fear, but the courage to take action in the face of fear.
WHERE'S MY COW?!
IS THAT MY COW?!
HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!
THAT'S NOT MY COW!
THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!
By doing this, apparently they have earned the right to change its name to "beef," which is the monosyllable furthest away from "cow," because the last thing a human wants to think about when eating cow is an actual cow.
Now I have a sheep and cow, everybody bids me good morrow.
A cow of awkward pause mooed.
Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: The cow says moo!
A curst Cow hath short hornes.
[A curst cow has short horns.]
47. A cow is a cow even if you call it beef.
The last thing we need is a giant magical cow running around loose. It could be total mayhem.
You know I grew up watching the TV series The Rifleman.
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Hera the cow queen,
Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.
Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution.
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.
We cry for cow protection in the name of religion, but we refuse protection to the human cow in the shape of the girl-widow.
You haven't the brains God gave a cow,
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.
Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa.
Every man is entitled to come to Cattle-Show, even a transcendentalist; and for my part I am more interested in the men than in the cattle.
The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em?
Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else.
Cowl's apprentice was tough and competent, but no amount of training or forethought can prepare you for the sight of an angry dinosaur coming to eat your ass.
From this I think we can all conclude that the cow was the primary instigator of everything that followed - war, Tribulation, the End of the Worlds. Lesson One: never trust a rumiant.
You did not just compare me to a cow."
"No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne
I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.
What are they, Dad? Cows, son. What are cows, Dad? Cows are cows, son. We
If Gage finds out, he's going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all.
Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.
The cow to me is a sermon on pity.
There are no sacred cows
just ask Ronald McDonald.
Hungry Only: The Bulldozer
The cow, basically, eats three basic things in their feed: corn, beets, and barley, and so what I do is I actually challenge my staff with these crazy, wild ideas. Can we take what the cow eats, remove the cow, and then make some hamburgers out of that?
If the unit of human understanding is the story, the story at least in this part of the world includes the cow.
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
Riverman, Riverman, blood to ice.
There doesn't seem like there should be an artful way to butcher a cow, but there is, and this is not it.
If one has one cow, it is always better not to be too familiar with those who have seven.
Should I be in distress? In a meadow? You mean if the cows organize some sort of attack? I have extensive experience with cows. They almost never do that." "Forget
screws on the cowlings. Only a divine miracle
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.
I've been vegetarian since the 80s and, lately, even vegan. And I once happened to witness the slaughter of a cow. What atrocity must undergo an animal to satisfy the appetite of those fat
men who eat hamburgers!
You don't find cows with names any more and there aren't any farmers like Mr. Dakin, who somehow scratched a living from a herd of six milkers plus a few calves, pigs and hens.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
There were no ashtrays and no sign of my philosophic cowpoke. I sensed he had been heading this way and most likely, spotting the spanking new paint job, just kept on going. I looked around. Nothing to hold me here, either, not even the dried carcass of a dead bee.
Hardcore chicken!
The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.
Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery.
A dairymaid can milk cows to the glory of God
#1487: Hug a cow.
You know what he thinks of Cowper and Scott;
When you get real big baby, remember that little old cowgirl. Waiting for you back in that red river valley.
I was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen!
I am the walrus!
Cows sometimes wear an expression resembling wonderment arrested on its way to becoming a question. In the eye of superior intelligence, on the other hand, lies the nil admirari spread out like the monotony of a cloudless sky.
Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.
Oh, sweet! New man meat's made it to town, y'all. Let's gobble.
The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up.
There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Hi, the werewolf said. He was dark-haired and broad, with gold eyes, big hands, and a feral scruffiness that Cole felt and instantly responded to. He had the weird urge to kill a cow and present it to the stranger. Two cows.
When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick)
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow.
If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven't starred. I'm still willing to eat a species that is only a supporting player.
Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.
Nowhere in the world would you find such skeletons of cows and bullocks as you do in our cow-worshipping India.
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.
To country people Cows are mild, And flee from any stick they throw; But I'm a timid town bred child, And all the cattle seem to know.
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.
Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!