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I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.
Hera the cow queen,
Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives.
If a girl wants to grow up to be a cowgirl, she ought to be able to do it, or else this world ain't worth living in.
If one has one cow, it is always better not to be too familiar with those who have seven.
My father had all these great names for our cows. Bossy and Daisy and Petunia and Turnip. One of my jobs was to round up the cows before milking. I'd go out back with the dog and bring them in.
Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: The cow says moo!
Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf.
Now I have a sheep and cow, everybody bids me good morrow.
There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work.
Oh, drop dead, you miserable cow.
Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger
To country people Cows are mild, And flee from any stick they throw; But I'm a timid town bred child, And all the cattle seem to know.
When mother-cow is chewing grass its young ones watch its mouth
#1487: Hug a cow.
Cattle ... it called us cattle ...
We're hamburger, you mean.
Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa.
You did not just compare me to a cow."
"No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.
47. A cow is a cow even if you call it beef.
Poor cow, you'll get your dumb man. You'll see your whole life coming at you in the back of his hand.
Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow.
There doesn't seem like there should be an artful way to butcher a cow, but there is, and this is not it.
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
You haven't the brains God gave a cow,
A cow of awkward pause mooed.
Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.
Heifer."
"Rich man's whore!"
"At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too."
"Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean!
Time doth make cowherds of us all.
The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.
O' the blue-bodied cowherd - ever playful in love and war. Don't you fail to see the immensity of his wisdom and light.
Now I think I'm back in Wisconsin. I see cows." "Sounds like Wisconsin.
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
Sacred Cows make the BEST Hamburger
Something remarkable is worth talking about. Worth noticing. Exceptional. New. Interesting. It's a Purple Cow.
I'm a cowboy. I wear a hat. I drive a 4x4 Silverado diesel truck. I've got a farm.
Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
I'll have your fucking job for this, you animal-raping, backwoods, hillbilly
Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
The cow was not an Indian cow; therefore it was not holy?
Even as a cow she was lovely.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Most cowgirls are natural storytellers, their art honed by years of practice ... It serves as entertainment; it also preserves the humor and value of a unique way of life.
Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.
I have three cows, and I'm looking forward to more in the future, so I'll have a little herd.
Work is the province of cattle.
The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.
What are they, Dad? Cows, son. What are cows, Dad? Cows are cows, son. We
Afrikander cattle.
Whaddup, deskfucker?
Jilly Beaton's a vicious cow. Inspectors love her, but she's a cow when they've gone."
"Back home in Argentina," sniffed Isabella, "cows are very important, but they know their place.
Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution.
I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.
No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.
You don't find cows with names any more and there aren't any farmers like Mr. Dakin, who somehow scratched a living from a herd of six milkers plus a few calves, pigs and hens.
You, me, the animals in the wild, the animal at your feet, the animal on your plate, the person next to you - We are all one We are all holy cows Moo
Cows sometimes wear an expression resembling wonderment arrested on its way to becoming a question. In the eye of superior intelligence, on the other hand, lies the nil admirari spread out like the monotony of a cloudless sky.
God sends a curst cow short horns.
Following the herd reduces you to a cow.
Yeah, Chase. I have a cow under my bed. It's invisible, though, so you can't see it. But sometimes at night it comes out to play. What the hell is wrong with your brain?
You can tell all you need to know about someone from the way cows are around him.
Could there be a cowgirl in my future? You know, I never know what character is going to come and tap me on the shoulder and say, 'Hey, tell my story.' So maybe the next one will have boots.
Networked cows are the most effective milk generators on the planet.
I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails.
Seldom has a battle, in which greater numbers were
not engaged, been so important in its consequences as that of Cowpens.
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em?
pocket lizard licker.
The cow, basically, eats three basic things in their feed: corn, beets, and barley, and so what I do is I actually challenge my staff with these crazy, wild ideas. Can we take what the cow eats, remove the cow, and then make some hamburgers out of that?
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
When I was 10 years old, we'd pick out a cow and boom! They'd hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I'd take the head home and make soup
I've never done any cattle-liftin', but it seems to me-e-e that one might just as well be stalky about a thing as not.
Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.
Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow.
I was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.
The cow to me is a sermon on pity.
The last thing we need is a giant magical cow running around loose. It could be total mayhem.
By doing this, apparently they have earned the right to change its name to "beef," which is the monosyllable furthest away from "cow," because the last thing a human wants to think about when eating cow is an actual cow.
If Gage finds out, he's going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all.
MILK IS COW RAPE!
Cease, cows, life is short.
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
Should I be in distress? In a meadow? You mean if the cows organize some sort of attack? I have extensive experience with cows. They almost never do that." "Forget
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Hungry Only: The Bulldozer
From this I think we can all conclude that the cow was the primary instigator of everything that followed - war, Tribulation, the End of the Worlds. Lesson One: never trust a rumiant.
I have a history of saving animals. I started years ago with a cow.
If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven't starred. I'm still willing to eat a species that is only a supporting player.
A curst Cow hath short hornes.
[A curst cow has short horns.]
I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no.
I absolutely adore cows. They're the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes are so amazing. I have ten that live on the land around my house. I love to talk to them. There are few things better than falling asleep in a field and being woken up by an inquisitive cow.
You have the best wild west rancher cowboy name in history
So this is what commodity corn can do to a cow: industrialize the miracle of nature that is a ruminant, taking this sunlight- and prairie grass-powered organism and turning it into the last thing we need: another fossil fuel machine. This one, however, is able to suffer.
Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Moo