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Let your inner DORK shine through.
Don't just crit their siticising.
Leave me to my own absurdity.
Oh no, a human feeling awkward. How terrible.
I wasn't part of the world that cringed at such things. And with a smile, I realized that I was of that dark ilk that makes others cringe. Slowly and with great pleasure, I laughed.
Seeing myself on the screen makes me cringe. I understand that I am that way - pouty.
Baby steps for your nerdy girl, she writes.
The girl clearly underestimates the power of her bum and a seductively minimal pose.
Nerdy my arse, I type back. All the cold showers in the world can't cure what u've done to me.
Cruel wife.
You're a special kind of stupid
It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
therein lies the rub
You're an obnoxious canker-blossom. Go ooze somewhere else.
Just as the humble, unassuming, assenting 'O.K.' has deposed the more affirmative 'Yes,' so the little cringe and hesitation and approximation of 'like' are a help to young people who are struggling to negotiate the shoals and rapids of ethnic identity, the street, and general correctness.
A cliche is everything you've ever heard of.
Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.
You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.
Criminy?" I asked.
"Hmm?"
"What are we doing?"
"I'm having a meal with a friend while you squirm like a child," he said serenely.
If the question is: what's more mortifying than professing your love to a boy and having him turn and walk away from you? The answer is: professing your love to a boy, while standing in front of your friends, parents and a hundred strangers, and having him turn and walk away from you.
Thinking man's crumpet? Well, it's more flattering than being a lobotomised man's crumpet, I suppose ...
ninety percent of everything is crud.
I'm not much of a crier but it is mildly soul-destroying and exposing to do something physical that you are terrible at in front of other people.
I love when I'm writing and I'm cringing because I know I'm doing something right.
This...is a new crutch to help you make excuses for your meaningless, impotent existence.
If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.
I made a mistake,
to learn from it,
not for you to critize
The rest of the Dialogue of Critias has been lost.
There are worst things in life than kissing boys
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
So long, crumb-bum.
Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid? said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung out of hell's own bunghole.
Get out of my face with your weirdness.
Usually, watching yourself is pretty awful. People think we all love watching our own films. We don't. We cringe away from it.
God's mercy on you degenerate swine.
Kyle, open up. What kind of weirdo locks his bedroom door anyway?"
"The kind that has jerks staying over who steal girlfriends."
I pressed my fingers into my eyes and took a deep breath as the pain in back and legs got a little worse. "She wasn't your girlfriend."
"Irrelevant!" he yelled.
I'm not going to pick her up and carry her screaming to the basement," Trent said. "It's a workday. Besides, she has a crutch."
"Crutch or no, she's hurt!" Ceri protested.
"I mean," Trent said intently, "she can hit me with it if I do something she doesn't like.
If there's - one person on the face of this earth who makes me sick it's the ninny who calls a thing 'improbable' because it happens to be outside his own special, puny experience of life.
Your mouth smells like my jock strap.
I'd never considered myself socially retarded until that moment.
Kids have awkward moments.
Ninth grade is a minor inconvenience to him. A zit-cream commercial before the Feature Film of Life.
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself!
You're probably the most boring teenager in the world.
I used to get embarrassed about the fact I liked fashion. I still get a bit cringy.
I got your head noddin' cuz your neck knows it's phat.
I hate wasting people's time.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Go get your heart broken.
Such squeamish youths as cannot bear to be connected with a little absurdity are not worth a regret.
you're a big loser,
A little credulity helps one on through life very smoothly.
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Sorry for penetrating your small world.
Excuse me while I go bleach my face.
Crikey means gee whiz, wow! Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building.
perverts copping a feel
How can you make me feel this way? I barely know you.
The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself.
I don't know why I'm second-guessing Crevan's sanity - I'm sitting here talking to a hedgehog mime.
I just want you to know that it makes me feel like shit to do this." "And Jonah paused," Michael told me. "And then he said to me, no joke, he said, 'You know, I really don't care how you feel.'" Michael shook his head. "It was icy.
You've gotta be slightly stupid.
So they left the subject and played croquet, which is a very good game for people who are annoyed with one another, giving many opportunities for venting rancor.
Most people cringe at the thought of a casserole.
And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace."
"The Clave can screw itself."
"Jace," Maryse said, sounding genuinely parental for a change. "Language."
"The Clave wants a lot of things," Jace amended. "It shouldn't necessarily get them all.
Qhuinn: "What is wrong with you, that you care so much about me?"
Blay: "What is wrong with you, that you can't see why I would?
Do you have a boyfriend?" he asked.
"Huh?" Why would he ask her that?
"A big, mean-as-fuck, jealous guy who will break my neck with his bare hands if he knew I touched you?"
Toni shook her head.
"A raging case of herpes?"
"Of course not!"
"You're not making this any easier on me.
... mortified at the speed with which intimacy evaporates ...
A foot of steel looks as if it has been transformed into warm butter and gouged by the fingers of a child,
Life is not as easy as croosing a field
Get off me you pervert,
Annoying people with no class at all should stay far away from computers!
At best she's a scrawny, hollow-eyed croneling." "Croneling?" John tilted his head in perplexity. "Croneling. Noun. One who has yet to achieve cronehood. The adolescent phase of the British crone," Avery lectured.
Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness
the way you crib won't magnify the sympathy you get, but will only assist others in classifying your character. Look,
Is there anything more annoying than machismo?
If I'm trying to please every craze fan, then I can't. Of course, we all want to please the fans.
Yes,yes, damn tedious waste of an evening.
So this is how cunts that never shag fuckin well live. A life oy impotence, resentment, anger and frustration; nae fuckin exuberance in life, forced tae become an Internet troll or a miserable drunk in a boozer.
You don't have something smartass you want to add?
We have an hour before we have to leave," Cray said. "So I thought I might tell you a little about myself. I thought it might pass the time."
"I'm not really all that interested," Alex said.
Awkwardness defines my life.
The wish to hear such baseness is degrading.
Your courtship method of arrogance self-loathing, and then telling me how beautiful other girls are is pretty unique," said Kami. "I like it. I don't know what that says about me.
I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way.
Charis disapproves of crass words like shit. Roz has offered poop, but Charis rejected it as too babyish. Her alimentary canal products? Tony has suggested. No, that sounds too coldly intellectual, said Charis. Her Gifts to the Earth.
What the creeping crud is that?" [Percy] demanded. "You're inside a giant glowing chicken-man!"
"Hawk!" I yelled.
I decided that if I survived this day I would have to make sure this guy never met Sadie. They'd probably take turns insulting me for the rest of eternity.
Yeah, you are kind of a dumbass.
The plot thickens.
There are worse things in the world than a boy who likes to kiss other boys.
good at.' Cressida turned and looked at Tilly.'Don't think that on Monday we will be instafriends because of this.' 'Totally. I actually really dislike you,' slurred Tilly,
But the unsensational doings of a quite commonplace young
You're in my personal space, so get out of it.
You really are a dumbass.
It is the sheer ugliness and banality of everyday life which turns my blood to ice and makes me cringe in terror.
It really takes an effort to appear stupider than you are.
Shut your fucking face.
Are we witnessing a mating?"
"Mm-hmm."
Brilliant.
This is awkward.
Could be worse.
How so?
They could be having sex.
You're a chimp off the old block
Let me encourage you, if someone has wronged you, and you still get that cringing feeling on the inside when you see or think about that person, take it to God and allow Him to keep your heart soft and sensitive.
better next time. That's what life is." Logen
This was stupid, but I was doing it.
Hypocrite sneers.