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I forgot my balls," Lucas said coming over.
"Your what?"
"My balls. Apparently I left them in this room somewhere, because otherwise I'd have had them in your office in order to tell you that you're full of shit," Lucas replied.
tits. He couldn't handle himself any longer and he put his
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
What is it about legs? Or what is it about breasts? Or the small of the back? What is it about anything? One day there will be no difference between anything. It'll all be the exact same thing. One day you'll look in the dictionary and there will be only one word and you'll just have to make do.
The sexual parts are not only vivid examples of the body's dominion; they are also apertures whose damp emissions and ammoniac smells testify to the mysterious putrefaction of the body.
Everything that is superfluous overflows from the full bosom.
It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries.
A parcel of country boobies
Poseidon's underpants! You can't be serious.
Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.
thighs flesh rather than steel, her groin matted from the moisture of their passion. Her face is dark, the sun behind her, but he sees red flames dying in the multifaceted pits of her eyes. She smiles and he sees sunlight glint on rows of metal
That secret entrance deep between her thighs clenched like the mouth of a drawstring purse.
her back and intimately over her bottom,
I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.
Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?
Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breasts that I would try to touch her between her legs, a gesture that had a sort of self-parodying wit about it: it was like trying to borrow a fiver, getting turned down, and asking to borrow fifty quid instead. These
The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
off young women.
Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me.
She had endless legs and high-waisted pants, which even on a girl of her attractiveness drew an unnecessary amount of attention to her pelvic floor.
Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.
Knees, my calves, and my shoulders. I feel the bed dip as he stretches out
Oh my god, my genitals are slutty. This
Like your booty don't stink.
bhole whose form no man might see.
Our bodies are reflective of our inner feelings. If we feel emotionally or sexually vulnerable inside, we may build a protective layer of fat over our abdomen or hips, the places where we hold our emotions and sexuality.
What are the asses at now?" He
Guys understand a waistline. They understand a silhouette.
Every little dirty thing you're thinking and more.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
prostrate body. He groaned when
You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls.
Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch.
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
I give 'em the hip, then I take it away.
Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.
Where you'd be wearing out the knees of your trousers, sir, they just have to go ahead and wear out their knees!
I happen to like my balls. They accentuate my cock quite nicely, you know. I'd show you, but well... you've got to earn that first. So pay attention, okay? There's work to do here.
Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.
we all have phalluses and urethras
The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.
Cover that bosom that I must not see: souls are wounded by such things.
Bottoms are alchemists who magically transform pain into sex.
Besties before testes.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Your balls + my gun, you rat bastard.
Let me get this straight.Your lunchroom speech went a little something like this." I put my hands out on front of me like I was a Roman Orator enunciating for the crowd. "I, Nick Krieger,defender of women, would never denounce the crotch. I am above the crotch.
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
Not stepping over the bounds of modesty.
sausages. Behind
When Your Boyfriend Fits into Your Jeans and Other Atrocities The
When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy - that's what my fiance says.
What other places are there in the world than those discovered on a lover's body?
Your legs were heaven, your breasts were the alter, your body was the holy land.
The corpulent, impotent Petrus casts pubescent girls in skin flicks so low-budget sex, from film to film, takes place "on the same old couch, which occasionally changed covers.
Breasts were one thing: they were in front, where you could have some control over them. Then there were bums, which were behind, and out of sight, and thus more lawless. Apart from loosely gathered skirts, nothing much could be done about them.
The angel's lower body was covered by a pair of faded jeans that showcased the strong muscles in his thighs ... along with a few other things she'd only dared dream about. His upper body was bare, showing off honeyed skin, washboard abs, and a killer set of pecs.
You may think the thing dangling between a guy's legs is his most sensitive part, but it's not. It's his precious ego. Never forget that, Allie.
body, even for a day. All afternoon and evening, Rona
The things that hold women back, hold them back from sitting at the boardroom table and they hold women back from speaking at the PTA meeting.
I don't like tight pants on guys.
Mother's tits, Rhys,
The most violent, mean and malignant passions of the human breast, the Furies of private interest.
My anus, like the inside of my nose, is something I can finger but can't examine.
My red skirt is hitched up to my waist, though no higher. Below it the Commander is fucking. What he is fucking is the lower part of my body.
My balls crawl up my throat.
Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.
I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here.
Sex - the poor man's polo.
Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.
A hole in my Sam.
Where are your pants, son?
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
They're important but we're ignoring a lot of other parts that are probably just as compliment-worthy and sexy because we're too busy complimenting firm pecs and thin waists and untarnished souls. Branch out a little, is all I'm saying. It couldn't hurt. I bet your small intestines are adorable.
Everything for you stems from a physical need. Most of you think with either your belly or what's below it
Puny human body, my ass!
Back in the seventies, when women began to straddle chairs and dance crotch out on television, when all the magazines started featuring behinds and inner thighs as though that's all there is to a woman, well, I shut up altogether.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
Belly buttons are cool!
I started to get grossed out by the armpits.
You're a teenage boy. I have boobs. What part of the equation is missing?
Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.
We all know what we don't like about our bodies.
My least favorite thing was a man who had severe white-man's ass, where the jeans just bagged over the butt. I wanted something to hold on to, something to sink my teeth into. When I said I liked meat on my men I didn't just mean one thing.
Your G-spot's on my list, pussycat. Now shut the fuck up and let us do our job.
A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)
Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works.
Her angel's pants were molded to a nice, beefy ass
Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship
around her slender waist.
I definitely have hips, and I'm shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I'll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I'm not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt.
The corners of her mouth
of those clothes.
stomach. "I'll do what I can." "Good. Love
My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've got an angry inch!
Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?"
"I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy!
What's the fuckin' difference between leggings and tights?
The abdominal and waist region coordinate all parts of the body and act as the center or generator. Therefore, you can promote the ability to control the body's action and master your will more easily.
Never call a stomach a tummy without good reason.