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I think Zippy is part of me, but I'm not Zippy.
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How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?
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The bagger is the technique of lazy.
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A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.
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So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!
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crocogator." She
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Hungry Only: The Bulldozer
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* * * Lunchbox
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One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.
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That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.
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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
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If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
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Crackers are short on sparkle.
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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The most detestable race of enemies are flatterers.
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People think I'm totally crackers.
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I was starting to feel really suffocated, using the sequencer.
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Big F took out a small box, unwrapped
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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
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granny-humping butt sucker!
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I have three boxes on my desk: In, Out, and Too Hard.
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They tasted a new snack called Cracker Jack and a new breakfast food called Shredded Wheat.
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Sugar flake that, yo. Snap, crackle, pop.
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The crunch of bone is what religion thrives on.
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Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
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Shit soup was being stirred and it was simmering now, and getting ready to be served with a side of crunchy crackers.
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I'm crushing hard here, Smart-Pants.
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BOSS: We need something gross that also communicates easy-to-use. EMPLOYEE: Cheez Whiz? BOSS: Brilliant. Cheez Whiz it is. Now get back to working on names for that jar of fluffy marshmallow insides.
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the music player.
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Wrong answer fucker
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It's only when it comes to crunch time that people's true character comes out.
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A carpenter is known by his chips.
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My thief of junk. Climber of mountains. Builder of worlds.
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speed understander,
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I feel like the word shatter.
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Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.
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The Flasher of '04.
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Lumpyface Lumpyhead
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Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.
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Dough is like an Indian mother's stress ball. Squeeze, roll.
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I heard our kid here is quite the scrapper.
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Rummage around in the freezer. "Burritos?" "Hammer having a party tonight?" We look at each other and then the burrito. I toss it back into the freezer. "Right. Nothing says sexy like ripping one while you're trying to close the deal.
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once in a pocket, a solid mechanical thrill
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I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!
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The stitch ripper is your friend. Be one with the stitch ripper...
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My teeth rip skin; my jaws snap bones. I am fast, lightning-fast, snuff - oh-was-that-your-life? - oh-was-that-your-life? - fast.
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You would be surprised what two hours of daily exercise and five hundred stomach crunches can do for you.
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A flapper is just a little girl trying to grow up - in the process of growing up.
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Well, you never can tell with a twister. They are as mean, as ornery, and as unpredictable as an unhappy woman.
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I enjoy acronyms. Recursive Acronyms Crablike "RACRECIR" Especially Create Infinite Regress
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Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick
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So long, crumb-bum.
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I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch ...
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StocktontoMalone
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Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
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Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.
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Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.
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(yes I know funner isn't a word)
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killer inside me
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To this day, H.R. Giger's work remains distinctive in every sense. He is frighteningly unique.
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I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day
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When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.
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I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.
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If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker.
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Soft as the padded blow of a cat's paw
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pilaster, probably meant to anchor a
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He broke open the first of the meal packets, and inspected it without enthusiasm. The name on the label - SPACETASTIES - was enough to put him off. And he had grave doubts about the promise printed underneath: 'Guaranteed crumbless'.
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I'll be contacting Webster tomorrow. My suggestion will be absofuckingmazing.
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I'm a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers.
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Moeller, who has tasted a naked Cheeto, likens it to a piece of unsweetened puffed corn cereal
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One day Trurl the constructor put together a machine that could build anything beginning with the letter 'n'.
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Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book.
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ANSWER-JOBBER (A'NSWER-JOBBER) n.s.[from answer and jobber.]He that makes a trade of writing answers. What disgusts me from having any thing to do with answer-jobbers, is, that they have no conscience.Swift.
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A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
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I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker.
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I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
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hand-crank sieve.
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From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!
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Zip! Back to the mansion. Zip! to Market Square. Zip! and there was the castle yet again. She was getting the hang of it. Zip! Here was Upper Folding - but how did you stop? Zip! "Oh, confound it!" Sophie cried, almost in Marsh Folding again.
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Mouseburger: unpretty, unspecial, unformed.
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Marathon tidying produces a heap of garbage. At this stage, the one disaster that can wreak more havoc than an earthquake is the entrance of that recycling expert who goes by the alias of "mother.
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Snap. Ka-chunk. That's how I spell the sound of a doorknob turning.
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The only things I could kill with ease were bugs and even then only the tiny ones the big ones crunched too much and made me feel all guilty and icked out.
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A crier of green sauce.
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Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
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All I'm saying is if you're gonna have a cracker for a daddy, might as well be a Ritz cracker, right?" Levi
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It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it, I tried it, and I really like it. My favorite's the peanut butter and chocolate.
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The library is the biggest cracker box factory in the world. The more you eat, the more you want.
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He's a filler," Cammie says with more conviction than a suicide bomber.
"What does that mean?" I am studying the menu, contemplating an almond croissant.
"You know - stuff something into your heart quickly to stop it from cracking open ... from
bleeding out ...
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Mama glanced down at me. "Do you have a crush on him?"
"Not a crush." I shook my head. "More like an inflate. He makes me feel the opposite of crushed. He makes my heart feel like a balloon, like it's going to blow up and fly right out of my chest.
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Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.
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Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap.
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The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box.
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I pulled out Riptide.
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A slice is a loaf to a mouse.
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My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.
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I'm a science goober.
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I was born in a blender.
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Whose life is a bubble, and in length a span.