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Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
Hey daddy, want a cucumber?
An unmanly sort of man whose love life seems to have been largely confined to crying in laps and playing mouse.
SLUT (noun): A woman with the morals of a man
What makes you a chaffinch?
Cheater cheater what a creature!
What if I call you Huge Cock Master Pussy Delighter?
A whore, we've established that, filthy, it goes without saying, but whatever else the hell I am, I AM NOT ENGLISH.
some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
Useless, idle, exploitative male chauvinist drone!
Cynophilist: paradoxical being that often despises man and adores the dog, apparently, mainly because of the unconditional love that the latter has for the first.
What is the male equivalent of Bimbo?
A man who despises himself so much that the only way he can alleviate his feelings of inferiority is by stomping down his wife's personality with a daily stream of nasty jibes.
As your lover describes you, so you are.
What kind of man eats your fish when you won't sleep with him?
Jesus Christ in a cockwagon.
A patient, methodical sort of madman. The worst kind.
I'm running out of words to describe this lad.
One of those guys you just want to shove down and lick all over. Which I did, actually. He's nasty in bed, too, never tried some of that shit before. Pierced dick. I shit you not.
A pervert is anybody kinkier than you are
Daughter stealer.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
A typical male who would find a way to blame his lust on the object of it.
a virtuous person,
Some sort of psychopath, like a serial killer.
A strong Protectionist, believes
In everything but Heaven.
For entertainment, dines, receives,
Unmarried, 57.
No matter how attached I became to a 'cunt', I was always more interested in the person who owned it. A cunt doesn't live a separate, independent existence. Nothing does. Everything is interrelated.
Your choice. Cunt or pussy, but so help me God, if you say some lame ass word like flower or lady garden you'll pay for it later, because I don't fuck gardens or flowers any more than I have a love sword attached to my groin.
He who befriends a man whose conduct is vicious, whose vision impure, and who is notoriously crooked, is rapidly ruined.
Hang, cur, hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker!
kind of person who could achieve anything if only he wasn't dysfunctional enough not to.
Child. That was a terrible thing to say to anyone who was almost thirteen.
Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.
No bit of tail ever comes between you and Prince Charming. He must have entranced you."
"Prince Charming?" Falin asked, the question barely a whisper. "What did you think PC stood for? Politically Correct?
No man is accursed as the kinslayer.
Emotional fuckwittage
Damn Jeremy, you need to work on your vocabulary. So many good names to call me and the best you could come up with is bitch? Give me the salamander before you hurt yourself."
"Suck my dick ... whore!
Cunt doesn't mean beautiful girl?
...Your son is a miscreant.
"And that's why we allow him to hang out with you lot. Because you use words like miscreant in general conversation," Sonya said, mussing my hair and pouring me a glass of orange juice.
prestidigitator,
Here Shock, the pride of all his kind, is laid, Who fawned like man, but ne'er like man betrayed.
I prefer the term 'resourceful twit.' - Kara
Scoundrel? We do not call Senhor Valcour that. He is faithful to the Emperor, who employs him. Shall we, who are unfaithful, blame him for his fidelity?
Cunt again? It was odd how men like Suggs used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.
A veteran of the gender wars.
Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?
You arrogant, selfish, egotistical, medieval, despotic, swollen-headed, dumb, idiot penis owner!
Oh, you fuckguzzling shitweasel.
I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said.
Who enslaves another's manhood with weak human power alone, Lays a heavier yoke of bondage thoughtlessly upon his own.
grovelling, mole-eyed blockhead
Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
I'll tell thee what it says; it calls me villain, a treacherous husband, a cruel father, a false brother; one lost to nature and her charities; or to say all in one short word, it calls me - Gamester.
You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
A man who whinnies with noisy laughter, surpasses all the animals in vulgarity.
You have a curious way of arousing one's imagination, stimulating all one's nerves, and making one's pulses beat faster. You put an aureole on vice, provided only if it is honest. Your ideal is a daring courtesan of genius. Oh, you are the kind of man who will corrupt a woman to her very last fiber.
You fucking knew that fucking cunt would fuck some cunt.
Bitch."
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Cunt."
I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt.
Queer. And not in the way I like.
A guest of one's time and not a member of the household.
You shall mark
Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave
That, doting on his own obsequious bondage,
Wears out his time, much like his master's ass,
For nought but provender; and when he's old, cashier'd:
Whip me such honest knaves.
cunt on the blackboard.
Kenny was bludgeoning his cucumber.
A laughing fool ... seems born for nothing but to show his teeth.
A guy whose name has become its own verb, and synonymous with trouble.
Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight
Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.
Then the great old, young, beautiful princess turned to Curdie.
'Now, Curdie, are you ready?' she said.
'Yes ma'am,' answered Curdie.
'You do not know what for.'
'You do, ma'am. That is enough.
Cunt-lapping, mother-fucking, and cock-sucking are words to provoke a sense of outrage. Being forced to play the role of a woman in sexual intercourse is the deepest imaginable humiliation, which is only worsened if the victim finds to his horror that he enjoys it.
I'm running out of names. There aren't that many vile things on this earth that can describe what a cum dumpster you are.
Difference between a man and a cunt is that a man sticks to his word.
An avowed homosexual, that would never be accepted in hockey - never! Because it's a milieu where everyone is often naked.
Cherk: a charming jerk.
Is it a man walking on the beach, winking at the girls and looking for going to bed? Is it someone who wears a lot of gold chains and rings and sits at the bar? Because this is not me! I am very, very Latin, but not so much lover.
A brigand, a barber, a beggar, two orphans, and a boy whore. With such do we defend the realms of men.
A naked lover bound and bleeding lies!
He is a gay man, my dear, to say no more; and such are the companions we wish when we join a party avowedly formed for pleasure.
someone exceedingly loyal, a true yes-man, a cog who knew when to turn, when to stay still.
I wanted a new label. One that said: girlfriend who will do anything to be tied, spanked, and fucked all over rather than adored.
Such is your cold coquette, who can't say "No," And won't say "Yes," and keeps you on and off-ing On a lee-shore, till it begins to blow, Then sees your heart wreck'd, with an inward scoffing.
Scratch a homophobe, find a cocksucker.
Arrogant. Conceited. Egomaniac!
The kinslayer is accursed in the eyes of gods and men,
What does he stand for?
They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
He that cheats another is a knave; but he that cheats himself is a fool.
Christian
One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.
Bawdy in thoughts, precise in words,
Ill-natured though a whore,
Her belly is a bag of turds,
And her cunt a common shore.
Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker.
Beloved King of Comedy.
The life of a coquette is one constant lie; and the only rule by which you can form any correct judgment of them is that they are never what they seem.
Very nice and funny, but he put the 'or' in man-whore.
The word slut is the highest compliment I can give. It means you are a person who owns her sexuality and is unafraid to experiment and open her mind and body to new experiences.
The man who has faith in logic is always cuckolded by reality.
fucking thirty-year-old virgin.
The most humiliating thing a woman can be is a coquette.
Her whore I might be, but not without my reasons.
The coquette has companions, indeed, but no lovers,
for love is respectful and timorous; and where among her followers will she find a husband?
Hee that tells his wife newes is but newly married.