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I am thinking of the onion again ... Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like the banana. But a modest, self-effacing vegetable, questioning, introspective, peeling itself away, or merely radiating halos like ripples. -- Erica Jong
ginger ¼ teaspoon pumpkin -- Candice Kumai
pocket lizard licker. -- Anonymous
Check out my new story collection, The Cucumber King of Kedainiai, forthcoming in October 2013 with Subito Press! -- Wendell Mayo
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -- Ambrose Bierce
I am a grateful ... grapefruit. -- Bjork
He has a face like composted Broccoli -- Lauren Destefano
Josh squeezed her arm. "I'll behave," he murmured. "For now."
She's going to pickle your cucumbers."
"He has more than one?" Natalie whispered.
"That's between me and Kimmie," Josh replied. -- Jamie Farrell
Cranberry cock-tail for me, you dirty carpet-muncher. -- Jason Medina
Cruddy Mouthbreather -- Holly Black
Garlic as fresh and sweet as a baby's breath. -- Nigel Slater
Did you smell that?
Banana I guess. -- Adelaja Precious
A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber. -- Lois Greiman
I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it. -- E.b. White
A tiny radish of passionate scarlet, tipped modestly in white. -- Clementine Paddleford
Once upon a time I owned a watermelon. -- Irving Bacheller
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. -- Ambrose Bierce
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd. -- Tui T. Sutherland
What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good? -- Ken Akamatsu
It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable. -- Jane Austen
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. -- Shel Silverstein
Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world! -- Deborah Howe
An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead. -- Julia Stuart
Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. -- R.s. Grey
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker, -- Robyn Peterman
I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it. -- Steve Zahn
I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar. -- Black Thought
In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber. -- Yuliya Snigir
Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean.) Did he know all along that you were watching him? -- Rainbow Rowell
What's your avocado? -- Stacie Zinn Roberts
It's pronounced 'Romaine', like the lettuce. -- Rebecca Romijn
rashers of bacon. -- Deborah Harkness
Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him.
He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?"
"Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob, chopper, dong, cream stick, one-eyed trouser snake, prick, tadger, willy, bell-end, or dobber. Take your pick. -- Beckie Stevenson
She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers. -- Kerry Greenwood
Miss Cornelia dropped in that afternoon, puffing a little.
"I don't mind the world or the devil much, but the flesh does rather bother me," she admitted. "You always look as cool as a cucumber, Anne, dearie. Do I smell cherry pie? If I do, ask me to stay to tea ... -- L.m. Montgomery
What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? -- Leo Rosten
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. -- Lee Kuan Yew
I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing. -- Kate Ellison
I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money. -- C.j. Roberts
pony, mashed potato, alligator, watusi, twist, jerk. -- A.v. Club
Most folks call them green onions, but
they're really scallions. -- Stan Freberg
The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit. -- David Fairchild
the heartrending petty bourgeois piteousness of cucumber sandwiches passed around by accounting majors whose overly colorful bow ties had been expressly chosen to keep them from looking like waiters. -- Nell Zink
The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year. -- Steven Rubenstein
He toss my salad like his name Romaine -- Nicki Minaj
Don't be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be. -- Pewdiepie
They call me Tater Salad -- Ron White
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. -- Lewis Grizzard
Cheese. The adult form of milk. -- Richard Condon
The onion and its satin wrappings is among the most beautiful of vegetables and is the only one that represents the essence of things. It can be said to have a soul. -- Charles Dudley Warner
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. -- Will Rogers
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso
(Health 5) Carrot -- Lars Petersson
A Waft of Cheese -- David Walliams
Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese. -- Don Delillo
My go-to drink is a mix of cukes, kale, apple and other healthy stuff. -- Noureen Dewulf
What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. -- Ken Jennings
I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips. -- Julia Child
voluptuous sluggard, -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Cucullus non facit monachum; that's as much to say, as I wear not motley in my brain. -- William Shakespeare
Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. -- Robert Leland Taylor
I love watermelon!
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! -- Greg Pizzoli
ceviche. It was a summertime staple at my -- Leylah Attar
Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset
The rim of the sky takes on a tinge
Of the palest green, like the flesh of a cucumber
When you peel it carefully. -- Robert Hass
Substitute any vegetable that grows with its leafy head aboveground for another: a flower for a flower, a root for a root, shoot for shoot, stem for stem, tuber for tuber. (No rules apply to beets. -- Tamar Adler
I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce. -- A. J. Jacobs
cream of banana soup -- Tom Robbins
Omigosh - I'm a squash! -- Dave Horowitz
prestidigitator, -- Jay Samit
Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner. -- Lord Chesterfield
And turnips - endless ruptured turnips. -- Merrie Haskell
Avaunt, you cullions! -- William Shakespeare
The tomato offers its gift of fiery color and cool completeness. -- Pablo Neruda
Lying on a ring of onion, a tomato slice exposed its seedy smile, one she remembers to this moment. -- Toni Morrison
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie. -- Angelo Pellegrini
Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination. -- Mimi Sheraton
The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach -- Bill Maher
I was an onion, layers and layers and layers under a thin, papery skin. If anyone had been able to cut me open, my bitter, irritating juices would have stung their eyes, and they would have cried. Although I couldn't cry myself, much at the time. But no one would cut me open. -- Crescent Dragonwagon
I like to pick my own vegetables. -- Shelley Duvall
you curdled clot of whores piss -- Sara Douglass
The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul. -- Gavin Pretor-Pinney
Garlic is the catsup of intellectuals. -- John Milner
I stared at my broccoli with all kinds of menace. -- Juliann Whicker
The squealing little arse-gerbil. -- Tana French
My garden will never make me famous. I'm a horticultural ignoramus. I can't tell a string-bean from a soybean, or even a girl bean from a boy bean -- Ogden Nash
Charantia. Bitter herbs. Bitter. -- Jacqueline Miranda
Fruit free of any bruises, not yet broken open, / With flesh so firm and smooth, it cried out to be eaten! -- Charles Baudelaire
Cheese. Cheeeeeese. What a thin, flat, nasal-sounding word for such a luscious, rich, gorgeous thing. Hard. Soft. Ripe. Grainy. Creamy. Often stinky. I'd yet to find a cheese I didn't adore. -- Alice Clayton
It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared, say, to fingers and toes with their intelligent expressiveness, or even to an elbow or a knee. -- Alice Munro
My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. -- Renee Zellweger
A purple African violet so lush and fleshy it looked edible ... his fingers as cool and smooth as beach stones. -- Wally Lamb
the silver pepper of the stars. -- F Scott Fitzgerald
In an attempt at extroversion, she had worn a tunic with large slices of watermelon depicted on the front. What had she been thinking of? -- Lorrie Moore
I am an apple, yet i taste like a grape... Im a grapple. -- Kelly Young
The parsley sinking into the butter on a hot day, -- Agatha Christie
How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on a giant onion and ate it, skin and all. It must have marked me for life, for I have never ceased to love the hearty flavor of raw onions. -- James Beard
A chemical weevil," said Jesper, "But Wylan still hasn't named it. My vote is for the Wyvil."
"That's terrible," said Wylan.
"It's brilliant," Jesper winked. "Just like you. -- Leigh Bardugo
cheese cauldron. -- J.k. Rowling
watermelon cut in half and it was -- Amy Poehler
