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I am thinking of the onion again ... Not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple. No show-off like the banana. But a modest, self-effacing vegetable, questioning, introspective, peeling itself away, or merely radiating halos like ripples. -- Erica Jong
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ginger ¼ teaspoon pumpkin -- Candice Kumai
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pocket lizard licker. -- Anonymous
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Check out my new story collection, The Cucumber King of Kedainiai, forthcoming in October 2013 with Subito Press! -- Wendell Mayo
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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -- Ambrose Bierce
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I am a grateful ... grapefruit. -- Bjork
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He has a face like composted Broccoli -- Lauren Destefano
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Josh squeezed her arm. "I'll behave," he murmured. "For now."
She's going to pickle your cucumbers."
"He has more than one?" Natalie whispered.
"That's between me and Kimmie," Josh replied. -- Jamie Farrell
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Cranberry cock-tail for me, you dirty carpet-muncher. -- Jason Medina
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Cruddy Mouthbreather -- Holly Black
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Garlic as fresh and sweet as a baby's breath. -- Nigel Slater
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Did you smell that?
Banana I guess. -- Adelaja Precious
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A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber. -- Lois Greiman
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I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it. -- E.b. White
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A tiny radish of passionate scarlet, tipped modestly in white. -- Clementine Paddleford
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Once upon a time I owned a watermelon. -- Irving Bacheller
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Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. -- Ambrose Bierce
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd. -- Tui T. Sutherland
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What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good? -- Ken Akamatsu
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It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable. -- Jane Austen
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What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. -- Shel Silverstein
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Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world! -- Deborah Howe
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An eight-pound Cheddar. No one can resist a bit of Cheddar cheese, ma'am. Not even the dead. -- Julia Stuart
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. -- R.s. Grey
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Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker, -- Robyn Peterman
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I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it. -- Steve Zahn
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I chop 'em into salad and my name ain't Caesar. -- Black Thought
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In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber. -- Yuliya Snigir
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Wow, what a cucumber. (Cool, I mean.) Did he know all along that you were watching him? -- Rainbow Rowell
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What's your avocado? -- Stacie Zinn Roberts
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It's pronounced 'Romaine', like the lettuce. -- Rebecca Romijn
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rashers of bacon. -- Deborah Harkness
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Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him.

He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?"

"Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob, chopper, dong, cream stick, one-eyed trouser snake, prick, tadger, willy, bell-end, or dobber. Take your pick. -- Beckie Stevenson
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She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers. -- Kerry Greenwood
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Miss Cornelia dropped in that afternoon, puffing a little.
"I don't mind the world or the devil much, but the flesh does rather bother me," she admitted. "You always look as cool as a cucumber, Anne, dearie. Do I smell cherry pie? If I do, ask me to stay to tea ... -- L.m. Montgomery
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What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? -- Leo Rosten
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If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana. -- Lee Kuan Yew
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I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing. -- Kate Ellison
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I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money. -- C.j. Roberts
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pony, mashed potato, alligator, watusi, twist, jerk. -- A.v. Club
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Most folks call them green onions, but
they're really scallions. -- Stan Freberg
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The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit. -- David Fairchild
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the heartrending petty bourgeois piteousness of cucumber sandwiches passed around by accounting majors whose overly colorful bow ties had been expressly chosen to keep them from looking like waiters. -- Nell Zink
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The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year. -- Steven Rubenstein
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He toss my salad like his name Romaine -- Nicki Minaj
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Don't be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be. -- Pewdiepie
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They call me Tater Salad -- Ron White
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. -- Lewis Grizzard
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Cheese. The adult form of milk. -- Richard Condon
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The onion and its satin wrappings is among the most beautiful of vegetables and is the only one that represents the essence of things. It can be said to have a soul. -- Charles Dudley Warner
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. -- Will Rogers
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Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. -- Enrico Caruso
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(Health 5) Carrot -- Lars Petersson
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A Waft of Cheese -- David Walliams
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Mouth cat's-cradled with filaments of gleaming cheese. -- Don Delillo
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My go-to drink is a mix of cukes, kale, apple and other healthy stuff. -- Noureen Dewulf
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What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. -- Ken Jennings
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I love root vegetables: carrots, parsnips, and turnips. -- Julia Child
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voluptuous sluggard, -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Cucullus non facit monachum; that's as much to say, as I wear not motley in my brain. -- William Shakespeare
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Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. -- Robert Leland Taylor
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I love watermelon!
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! -- Greg Pizzoli
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ceviche. It was a summertime staple at my -- Leylah Attar
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Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset
The rim of the sky takes on a tinge
Of the palest green, like the flesh of a cucumber
When you peel it carefully. -- Robert Hass
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Substitute any vegetable that grows with its leafy head aboveground for another: a flower for a flower, a root for a root, shoot for shoot, stem for stem, tuber for tuber. (No rules apply to beets. -- Tamar Adler
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I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce. -- A. J. Jacobs
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cream of banana soup -- Tom Robbins
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Omigosh - I'm a squash! -- Dave Horowitz
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prestidigitator, -- Jay Samit
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Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner. -- Lord Chesterfield
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And turnips - endless ruptured turnips. -- Merrie Haskell
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Avaunt, you cullions! -- William Shakespeare
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The tomato offers its gift of fiery color and cool completeness. -- Pablo Neruda
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Lying on a ring of onion, a tomato slice exposed its seedy smile, one she remembers to this moment. -- Toni Morrison
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My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie. -- Angelo Pellegrini
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Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination. -- Mimi Sheraton
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The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach -- Bill Maher
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I was an onion, layers and layers and layers under a thin, papery skin. If anyone had been able to cut me open, my bitter, irritating juices would have stung their eyes, and they would have cried. Although I couldn't cry myself, much at the time. But no one would cut me open. -- Crescent Dragonwagon
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I like to pick my own vegetables. -- Shelley Duvall
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you curdled clot of whores piss -- Sara Douglass
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The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul. -- Gavin Pretor-Pinney
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Garlic is the catsup of intellectuals. -- John Milner
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I stared at my broccoli with all kinds of menace. -- Juliann Whicker
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The squealing little arse-gerbil. -- Tana French
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My garden will never make me famous. I'm a horticultural ignoramus. I can't tell a string-bean from a soybean, or even a girl bean from a boy bean -- Ogden Nash
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Charantia. Bitter herbs. Bitter. -- Jacqueline Miranda
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Fruit free of any bruises, not yet broken open, / With flesh so firm and smooth, it cried out to be eaten! -- Charles Baudelaire
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Cheese. Cheeeeeese. What a thin, flat, nasal-sounding word for such a luscious, rich, gorgeous thing. Hard. Soft. Ripe. Grainy. Creamy. Often stinky. I'd yet to find a cheese I didn't adore. -- Alice Clayton
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It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and stupid, compared, say, to fingers and toes with their intelligent expressiveness, or even to an elbow or a knee. -- Alice Munro
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My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. -- Renee Zellweger
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A purple African violet so lush and fleshy it looked edible ... his fingers as cool and smooth as beach stones. -- Wally Lamb
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the silver pepper of the stars. -- F Scott Fitzgerald
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In an attempt at extroversion, she had worn a tunic with large slices of watermelon depicted on the front. What had she been thinking of? -- Lorrie Moore
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I am an apple, yet i taste like a grape... Im a grapple. -- Kelly Young
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The parsley sinking into the butter on a hot day, -- Agatha Christie
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How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
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The kitchen, reasonably enough, was the scene of my first gastronomic adventure. I was on all fours. I crawled into the vegetable bin, settled on a giant onion and ate it, skin and all. It must have marked me for life, for I have never ceased to love the hearty flavor of raw onions. -- James Beard
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A chemical weevil," said Jesper, "But Wylan still hasn't named it. My vote is for the Wyvil."
"That's terrible," said Wylan.
"It's brilliant," Jesper winked. "Just like you. -- Leigh Bardugo
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cheese cauldron. -- J.k. Rowling
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watermelon cut in half and it was -- Amy Poehler