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There could be no more welcome sight in the life of a single woman than that of a hunk with a dish towel over his shoulder bringing you a cupcake. -- Becky Wade

I just wanted the cupcake," Nathan said. "Let me have that one." I laughed, shaking my head. Nathan took the cupcake from Luke, held the edge, and started pulling the paper away. -- C.l.stone

These aren't cupcake sprinkles. -- Aprilynne Pike

Given the choice between eating this cupcake or watching Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm wrestle each other for the privilege of having sex with me, I'd choose the cupcake. -- Lisa Kleypas

plate stacked high with chocolate waffles (slutty pancakes, he called them). -- Eric Arvin

I already have the cake. You're the icing on top, with sprinkles, candied fruit, and chocolate drizzle. -- Sylvia Day

I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top. -- Wendy Mass

What kind of parties does she go to - cupcake parties? I think she meant beer. Oh, right. -- Rainbow Rowell

There are two sides to a pancake. One is brown and fluffy; the other is burnt. -- Bill Parcells

I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like. -- Ron Ben-Israel

Cherry cobbler is shortcake with a soul. -- Edna Ferber

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. -- Carl Hiaasen

Maybe the kid brought it with him." "And maybe I shit cupcakes. -- Bill Cameron

A hummingbird cake, she decided as she turned on the kitchen light. It was made with bananas and pineapples and pecans and had a cream cheese frosting.
She would make it light enough to float away.
She reached over to open the window.
To float to her daughter. -- Sarah Addison Allen

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. -- Phyllis Diller

What's happenin', the cakest of all my baby cakes? -- Jessica Park

Mama Ganache chocolate -- Kelsey Timmerman

He isn't at all sweet. But if I wanted sugar, I'd eat a fucking cupcake. I -- A. Zavarelli

topped with whipped cream, chopped nuts -- Judy Blume

Maybe if everyone baked more cupcakes, the world would be a happier place. -- Coco Simon

Life tastes better after a slice of cheesecake! -- Jason Shaw

Her hair smelled like poisonous cupcakes. -- Rainbow Rowell

The cake that launched a thousand hips -- Steph Bennion

<> What kind of parties does she go to - cupcake parties? <> I think she meant beer. <> Oh, right. -- Rainbow Rowell

had a pancake in her hand, so I -- Joanna Faber

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake. -- Joss Stirling

Who wants to get cake? - Following a pop quiz -- Graham Peterson

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. -- Carmen Electra

I like my fruitcake like I like my men. I like them to have tasty nuts, usually cum in a box, and last forever. -- Mamrie Hart

These are my wakeup cupcakes, some anti-depressants, and a cell phone book -- Courtney Love

Cakes as good as the coins they cost. -- Vivek Shanbhag

How was her crumbcake?
oh.. from the store ...
... -- David Mamet

I'm not much of a cake person. -- Daniel Radcliffe

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us. -- Jimmy Buffett

it's fruitcake weather! -- Truman Capote

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist -- Eric Idle

Delicious Pumpkin Loaf -- Ann Sullivan

If cupcakes were art; Kate's would be Van Gogh's -- C.t. Mitchell

I love cakes. Chocolate and coconut cakes. I love that combination! -- Adriana Lima

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? -- Elizabeth A. Reeves

Please Tell me what your favorite flavor of ice cream... is -- Lara Sansen

And when all of the flourless chocolate cakes & chocolate mousse or ganache cakes have come and gone, there will still be nothing like a fudgy brownie, dry & crackled on top, moist & dense within, with a glass of cold milk. -- Richard Sax

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. -- Henry Rollins

Holy shit, Strawberry Shortcake just ran me over. -- J. Lynn

Dominic Chocolate!!! -- Elle Bright

I will never eat another pancake that appears out of nowhere. -- Johnny Gruelle

Why are you looking at me I'm chocolate cake and you're PMSing? -- Stephanie Julian

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it -- Oscar Wilde

Piece of cake. Or toast, in your case. I'll stuff your toast, baby. -- Chelsea M. Cameron

What is there not to like about cupids?"
"You don't find them rather dangerous?"
"Chubby little babies?"
"Carrying deadly weapons. -- Julia Quinn

I imagine she came out of the birth canal holding a cupcake and a spatula. -- Katja Millay

Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! -- Dwayne Johnson

Death by muffin. -- Abigail Roux

Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. -- Rachel Caine

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist. -- David Letterman

I bake my daughter cupcakes for her school. I'm very hands-on. -- Greg Bryk

cup of all purpose flour -- Larissa Cunningham

All thanks to an impish, golden-haired, blue-eyed angel and a Tupperware container of cupcakes. -- Maya Banks

This was like discovering your vanilla cupcake had a chocolate fudge center. -- Genevieve Dewey

I can always think about cake. -- Katja Millay

I don't really like the whole pancake look. -- Lara Stone

Razzmatazz topped with hot fudge, strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. It looked nasty, but you had to admire a guy secure enough to order sprinkles. -- Colleen Coble

vanilla with a twist. -- Lora Ann

I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair. -- Veronica Lake

The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes -- Joe

Life is biting into a cupcake and finding an eyeball at its center. -- Alexandra Sirowy

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. -- Bob Thaves

Carrie, sitting there over your coffee cup in a wasteland of worn-out silver wedding rings, feeding yourself confections of motherhood like the display cakes in the bakery where you worked- all trimming over cardboard. -- Rita Mae Brown

Life's meant to be sweet! Grab a cupcake and enjoy the ride! -- Kimmie Easley

You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat a cherry pie? -- Olivia Cunning

A slice of chocolate cake - priorities! - a scoop of chicken potpie, slice of chocolate cake, scoop of yam casserole, slice of chocolate cake, two scoops of mashed potatoes, a slice of chocolate cake, a scoop of buttery green beens, a slice of chocolate cake - -- Gena Showalter

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat. -- Matthew Parris

Cake is the only thing that matters. -- Allie Brosh

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. -- Kelly Ripa

The frosting on top does not taste good because of outwardly appearances, but what the center is made of ... -- Sadiqua Hamdan

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like. -- Phyllis Diller

the Cup That Cheers -- Elizabeth Wein

I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it. -- Kim Kardashian

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. -- Ashlee Simpson

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner. -- Michael Dorris

Apple, candy apple, funnel cake, cotton candy, and a root beer float. -- Wendy Mass

The women are young, young, young, liquidy and sweet-looking; they are batter, and I am the sponge cake they don't know they'll become. I stand here, a lone loaf, stuck to the pan. -- Melissa Bank

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup. -- Robert A. Heinlein

Like this cake. It's really very good. (Arik)
As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

You have reached the end of cake -- Terry Pratchett

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back -- Ilona Andrews

Are you serious? Vi's arm has been magically barbequed and you think she
needs a cupcake? -- Rachel Morgan

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake. -- Pete Stark

Coconut Pecan Eruption Cake -- Julie Brown

The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view
"Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily as he turned around to face Zane again. He frowned suddenly. "Is beefcake one word or two?"
Zane laughed. "Who cares when you've got a great ass? -- Abigail Roux

My heart beats red, white, and blue.
And with patriotism it aches
Generally, I believe in democracy, freedom and civil rights
But in particular, cupcakes -- John Walter Bratton

Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service.
Hudson
Angel icing? That's the craziest, corniest, most whack-ass stuff I've heard in my life -- Sarah Ockler

Bread now, or cake later -- Ira Levin

Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts."
I looked over at him.
All in the past," Morelli said. "I'm a cupcake man now."
Whoa, dude," Mooner said. "That's so, like, cosmic. -- Janet Evanovich

None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness. -- Gerard Way

Sometimes I see really skinny girls. They may look great, but ... they're not happy. Have a cupcake. -- Kathy Wakile

I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl. -- Stephen Colbert

My little cup brims with tiddles. -- Vladimir Nabokov

There is nothing, she would think, more delicious that the icing of bought chocolate cake, eaten in the silence and privacy of the night. -- Fay Weldon

Exactly," said Maddie. "What's your favorite flavor?"
"I bet I can guess," said Simone. "Chocolate."
"Strawberry," said Maddie.
Losers. It was vanilla.
"Vanilla," said Seth. -- Richelle Mead