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I've always loved dogs and have had one since I was three. We bought her from a kid selling puppies out of a cardboard box on the street where we lived in New York City. Great dog. We named her 'Marcella' after a Raggedy Ann character. She grew up with us.
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I have a doggy, a Japanese Akita, who I live to play with.
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My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.
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A dog among the masters, the most masterly of the dogs.
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the dog Harry was in the way back.
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I have a black lab named Luke.
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I nearly tripped over Stieglitz, my dog, a forty-pound black-and-white keeshond (pronounced caze-hawnd) furball. He lunged at me with unbridled glee because the mere sight of my presence always made his day. It's important to have a dog. Dogs love unconditionally. (Thwonk)
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She is the clock-guardian. I was thinking about getting a German Shepherd, but they don't blow fire.
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I have two dogs, Lottie and Charlie.
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I have a golden Lab who goes everywhere with me. He's a great leveler.
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JJ informed me, when he dropped them off, that they are French bulldogs, which has led med to reassess my opinion of the French. They may know a lot about making wine and fries, but they don't know jacques-merde about making dogs.
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How come dog and dog owner are so alike?
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The biggest dog has been a pup.
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I have a Maltese Shih Tzu. I'm notorious for dressing her up in sweaters.
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Did you just call me a mutt?":
"Yes! Fur, paws..selective deafness. Just like my aunt's lab. He always ignores me unless I have food for him. So ... mutt.
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Dogs, for a reason that can only be described as divine, have the ability to forgive, let go of the past, and live each day joyously. It's something the rest of us strive for.
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Andrea: " ... I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle."
Kate: "He isn't a poodle. He's a Doberman mix."
Andrea: "Aha. Keep telling yourself that.
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I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.
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She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and human they have both come to the right place.
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Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind; So flew'd, so sanded; their heads are hung with ears that sweep away the morning dew ...
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At home I have a Tibetan terrier. I'm still not sure if he's a genius or very thick. It's a fine line.
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Dog is God spelled backward.
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A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a guard dog, but it was a vicious gossip.
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A dog can be a living work of art, a constant reminder of the exquisite design and breathtaking detail of nature, beauty on four paws.
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
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She looks like an inbred Pomeranian on her best days.
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A dog is adorable and noble, a dog is a true and loving friend. A dog is also a hedonist.
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In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
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Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder.
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There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
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I've owned a lot of dogs in my life - Marcela, Rusty, Petey Pup, Precious, Rosy and Ava. Each were in love with life's simple pleasures, but being people in dog suits, as they seem to be, they each had a defined personality!
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Dogs are a companion species. It's about time - you have an animal for about 15, 16 years, a generation. That time holds so much. You might have had five or six relationships with human beings but one dog.
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He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.
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Son of a poodle.
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lookout for a retriever with
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I've never seen a German shepherd that liked spinach before.'
'She doesn't know she's a dog.'
'What does she think she is?'
'Well, she seems to think she's a special being that transcends classification.'
'Superdog?'
'Maybe so.
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My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning.
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Dogs are lonesome creatures who needs a someone that will love him for eternity, Once they've found the one, He will protect it, believing that he is the only one who could accept him
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Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.
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The dog has been esteemed and loved by all the people on earth and he has deserved this affection for he renders services that have made him man's best friend.
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What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help.
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The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
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To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born.
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Mongrel A mongrel dog is the result of having beer-goggle eyes on a Friday or Saturday night and then waking up the following morning, still unsure who or what you've slept with. Mongrel dogs are the result of random breeding where the parents are of mixed ancestry too. Each one is unique.
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I got dogs. I'm a dog guy.
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I have three dogs and a cockatoo.
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I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
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We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.
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What kind of dog is that?" I would always give the same answer: "She's a brown dog." Similarly, when the question is raised, "What kind of God do you believe in?" my answer is easy: "I believe in a magnificent God.
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No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer.
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Dogs are loyal, patient, fearless, forgiving, and capable of pure love. Virtues that few people get through life without abandoning, at least once.
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The dog which frightens the people by barking loud thinks he is the king of the universe!
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A half-blood of the eldest dogs...
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Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a fatal blow, but at least he would be warm.
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Sometimes, it turns out, the most important decisions in life are made by your dog.
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Dog diggity Cedric Diggory - you are a doggy dynamo.
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My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered the English language.
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My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me.
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Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?
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I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.
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The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess.
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Dear Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am
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We were looking for a 'good shepherd', and instead we got a German shepherd.
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Often we blame the breed, but in my opinion, it's not the breed, it's the owner. The owner has to be the pack leader and provide exercise, discipline, then affection. If you do that, you'll have a sweet, loving, and balanced dog - no matter what breed!
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It's not the breed that makes a good companion. All dogs are great companions.
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Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!
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We threw chew toys to Misty, Mom's golden retriever that she bought two years ago secondhand. Misty was supposed to be a seeing-eye dog, but she failed her exam because she's too affectionate. It's a flaw we don't mind.
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Continued experiment with dog today.
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Dogs are always good and full of selfless love. They are undiluted vessels of joy who never, ever deserve anything bad that happens to them.
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I love the dog. She comes for drives with me in the back of my car. Darby is not aggressive or judgmental. She just is. That's what I love about her. She sits there and watches 'The Fugitive' with me.
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Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same.
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I like them all-pointers, setters, retrievers, spaniels-what have you. I've had good ones and bad of several kinds. Most of the bad ones were my fault and most of the good ones would have been good under any circumstances.
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons.
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Of all the possible partners, I get a pit bull puppy.
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So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house.
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Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.
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I had a shih tzu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.
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All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all.
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I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie
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Dogs experience the world as it is, without judgement. When we learn to do the same, we make the world a better place.
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When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.
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I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab.
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I've always been a sucker for a dog called an Alaskan Malamute. It's like a little husky ... my dad had one when he was younger.
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I could not write without my dog, Rhoda, a Lab-chow mix.
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I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."
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You could be Charles Manson, or Hitler, or even a lawyer who advertises on television, and your dog will still think you're the greatest thing ever. This tells you something very important about dogs: They are not very bright.
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Canine homeland security at work.
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That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
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We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
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I've been breeding Dobies for years. Almost won the breed in Westminster at one time.
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Why, an old, mangy dog, warming himself at the hearth, and struggling to his feet with a little
whimper to welcome his master home - why, that dog has more memories than I! At least he
recognizes his master. His master. But what can I call mine?
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I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.
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That's one huge puppy.
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A dog can have a friend; he has affections and character, he can enjoy equally the field and the fireside; he dreams, he caresses, he propitiates; he offends, and is pardoned; he stands by you in adversity; he is a good fellow.
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I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.
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Dogs are the kids we've always wanted. They're totally devoted and want to live with you until they die. Not like children who can't wait to take off as soon as they grow up and don't need you anymore.
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There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It's their finest hour. About five o'clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.
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I have a Maltipoo named Blondie. She is so cute!