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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta
Nobody knows because Team Obama has conveniently arranged for you to be kept in the dark on your health insurance costs until after everyone votes next week.
Let not your expenditure exceed your income.
LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math.
God'll send the bill to you.
An overgenerous reinsurance policy for an underachieving people.
Every advantage has its tax.
You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.
I am on an expense account that would blow your mind.
Tax day was yesterday. And marijuana growers are complaining that they can't write off a single expense thanks to federal laws. Well, apparently someone tried to claim the Phish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen.
It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.
I'm paying for a mistake I made
Know the difference between your necessary and discretionary expenses.
You don't have to pay tax on bullshit
Costs for liability insurance are higher than costs for many procedures. There is a need to reform liability laws to stop out-of-control health care costs.
Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.
The Tort Tax adds to the cost of everything we buy because businesses and manufacturers have to cover themselves and their employees - just in case they get sued by a greedy personal injury lawyer.
In my case, I pay a standard premium to participate in the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan for my wife and myself out of each month's paycheck.
When I worked in a medical practice, our practice provided the insurance. When I retired the next day to run for public office to run for Congress, I had to pay first dollar.
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room.
Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.
When I bought out my first autobiography I received the biggest tax bill of my life.
A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.
the price of the equipment we build has been less than the cost.
Whatever you tax, you get less of.
If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.
I am no expert on tax; I'm a film producer. I read books and think about which ones would make good movies, and then I work with directors in order to make them.
The Three D's of Creating True Happiness For All ...
Declutter - Remove all unwanted items from your home,
Donate - to your local charity,
Deduct - Save money by claiming your donation on your tax return
One insidious practice which sugar-coats the dose of Federal intrusion is the division of expense ...
There's no such things as travel insurance when it comes to reading.
The high price of health care in this country is a serious issue that demands serious attention. Putting limits on damages have little or no effect on skyrocketing malpractice insurance rates.
Don't worry," says Ricky. "I'm sure everyone isn't bringing a present. You can just think of paying the cover charge as your gift."
"What? A cover charge? Presents? What are these people, a bunch of capitalists?
10. Medicaid patients who bitch about $1 copay, then go up front and buy cigarettes & beer.
There is compensation in all things.
You're owed a refund on your manhood.
Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day which could possibly be twisted into a professional expense and remember to lump in all the doubtfulls.
Death just shouldn't be a taxable event.
One pays for everything, the trick is not to pay too much of anything for anything.
How much do I owe you?Owe-- Chevy Chase
I guess some mistakes you never stop paying for.
We all remember the BP oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, the worst oil spill in U.S. history. What is less well known is that BP is claiming a 9.9 billion tax deduction on the money they had to spend cleaning up their own mess and paying for damages they caused. That is absurd.
enough to pay the full Amontillado price without consulting
We see healthcare shifting from a procedure reimbursement, where in this country doctors are reimbursed for how many procedures they conduct, to a world where people will be reimbursed for the outcomes - did the patient actually get better, and what was the total cost of the cycle of care.
Telephones are a virtual necessity - not a luxury - and the revenues collected by this tax flow into the general fund. But this once temporary tax remains and costs American taxpayers, our small businesses and families almost $6 billion dollars a year.
Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product
The book-keeping of benefits is simple: it is all expenditure; if any one returns it, that is clear gain; if he does not return it, it is not lost, I gave it for the sake of giving.
All logic texts are divided into two parts. In the first part, on deductible logic, the fallacies are explained; in the second part, on inductive logic, they are committed.
Government subsidies to elite private universities take the form of tax deductions for people who make charitable contributions to them.
What good will a tax break do me if I'm crippled for life?
In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses and non-profit organizations.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Eastern Washington families and businesses should be able to deduct every penny of state and local sales tax they pay throughout the year from their federal tax bill, especially when people in most states are deducting their state income taxes.
A man's whole life is taxed for the least thing well done. It is its net result.
Skyrocketing insurance premiums are debilitating our Nation's health care delivery system and liability insurers are either leaving the market or raising rates to excessive levels.
Whatever you subsidize you get more of.
There's a surcharge on van repairs."
"What kind of surcharge?"
"I'm a sir and I'm making a charge.
Before you count the profit, count the cost of a working mother.
Ten thousand pounds is the legal value of a negligently taken life, of a child or a parent. A cold and somewhat mean-spirited calculation: you would do better if you slipped on a paving-stone and broke a front tooth.
A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten
Matrimony is the price of love
divorce, the rebate.
Focus on prevention; would save $14B with diabetes.
That loss is most discreditable which is caused by negligence.
Your book bill ought to be your biggest extravagance.
In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax.
I've been held responsible for taxes I know nothing about.
Cory is one period short of a write-off.
Thanks to the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, preventive care services, including contraception, will be covered by private insurance plans without co-pays or deductibles.
Only in Washington would death be considered a taxable event.
To make a coverage decision, doesn't one have to make a medical judgment?
I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.
There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.
How do you pay for what you've done?Pay-- Hope Estheim
When you are calculating an hourly labor rate, add in an additional thirty percent to that rate cover employment taxes.
Taxes are a universal burden in moral as well as in civil life. There is not a pleasure, social or otherwise, which is not assessed by fate at its full value!
on this paper will be twenty cents per year, payable quarterly in advance, at the place
The childcare tax credit makes some sense.
I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes.
From the IRS standpoint, 15,000 new employees have to be added just to, you know, administer ObamaCare and look at the tax implications.
The precise point at which a tax deduction becomes a 'loophole' or a tax incentive becomes a 'subsidy for special interests' is one of the great mysteries of politics.
The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of the IRS budget
Taxes are the killing fields of Democrats.
A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit
When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
Time resources are not refundable.
Underwriting is probably the smallest part of our business.
You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.
significant component of the federal law of tax-exempt organizations is the body of tax law concerning the conduct and taxation of unrelated trade
I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.
If you're involved in an accident and you're at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your house because you failed to spend an extra couple of hundred bucks?
the sales compensation plan is Batman, the sales contest is Robin.
If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent. So I've got to make some decisions on what I'm going to do.
The bonus is really one of the great give-aways in business enterprise. It is the annual salve applied to the conscience of the rich and the wounds of the poor.
No expense has been incurred but what has been approved of and provided for by Parliament.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
We need to make sure that people can save all the money they spend on medical care by getting it back from their taxes, by reducing their tax burden.
Whether you are from Minnesota, Wisconsin or any other Northern tier state, you are not going to like the reimbursement formula. The problem we face is that we wouldn't have that formula if a majority of the states didn't like it, and they have the majority of the votes.