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Pee like you're trying to break the Guinness World Record.
Tonight I am going to defecate on stage because I think that is the only way to express the nature of my soul according to rock and roll.
When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it.
I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.
The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
cry huge, gasping tears.
Your body is a temple. You don't shit on the temple.
Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.
The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at who was doing stuff in that world. The first I came across was the World Toilet Organization. So one of the first things I did was to go to their annual show in Moscow.
Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.
Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live
your dream.
I do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now
Touch my dog and I will digest you slowly.
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable." And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: "THE BOWELS ARE GREAT LEVELLERS.
Haven't you heard? Constipation is the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. Or not doing it.
Whenever I feel nervous, I feel like I have to poop.
Spending one's last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.
You have severe mental constipation.
Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
p.i.a.: puke inducing actions.
Listen - when you're on the toilet, from the point of view of the toilet, you are not an icon taking a crap. You are a bottom taking a crap. If you can get that, you're going to be okay.
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.
Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
Clean up your own mess.
I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.
I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
I want to rise so high that when I shit I won't miss anybody.
People often shit themselves when they die. Their muscles slack and their souls flutter free and everything else just...slips out.
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
To Borody and a small band of like-minded brethren who believe in the power of poop, we are standing at the threshold of a new era in medicine. Borody sees the benefits of fecal therapy as "equivalent to the discovery of antibiotics." But first, there is much skepticism to overcome.
Taking a dump...blackout
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.
Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for?
Stand up and do something.
Since man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it most.
I need a bathroom. And there are way too many people around here for us to
Just eat it and shit it and be done with it and don't feel special cuz you eat that shit with someone because in the end we all shit alone!
With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air.
If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.
When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
They want you to bring out your intestines.
The main thing is: Don't take any shit.
That's the main thing.
The unmain thing is: You are not going to figure anything out except how to get other people to take shit, so forget about everything except not taking any yourself.
Clean and bleed. Bleed and clean.
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
occasional puke puddle.
It is a little sad how many nights I have spent waiting for some animal to poop. The
Eat, as nobody is watching. Enjoy food like that's the only thing left in your world.
Laugh as much as you can.
You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.
Loose and forbear!
Everybody looks at their poop.
If you ever took an enema, you'd disappear off the face of this Earth without trace!
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
I would just spit, burp, and call good riddance! Who needs ya? Who cares?
Your body is incredible at 'detoxing'. It's called pooping & sweating. Best 'detox diet' = regular exercise, eating more veggies, fruit, healthy fats, lean meat, some grains and drinking more water.
My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.
A man's supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.
To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.
A good digestion turneth all to health.
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
It's a travesty when a woman wastes herself.
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.
Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I have ever seen in my life - no toilet paper or anything, just this long and coiled specimen, as thick as a burrito.
The mechanical effort of conversation is nastier and more complicated than defecation.
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Sing, fight, cry, pray, laugh, work and admire.
He even brags about his poops,
Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin!
Cleanse the fountain if you would purify the streams.
Eat more beans to produce more gas.
Around me, the morning traffic neighed, brayed, and defecated on the street.
Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?
Get shitfaced, then face the shit.
People who go to the Opera, they don't go to the toilet, not even at home.
You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
It's not shit, it's pee
Eat, sleep and drink music.
This was a true pants-pooping moment.
Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
Civilization rests on two things," said Hitzig; "the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put it to you, where would this splendidly civilized occasion be without both?
Step, fart. Step, fart. Step, fart.
wreck Lucian's apartment, cry more than a newborn baby, and finally leave crotch drool all over his granite countertops.
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.
Certain first-year-physics conservation-of-momentum issues dictated that I be showered with former pig bowel contents in order to enhance shareholder value.
You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.
Like they say, no point in rubbin' a turd.
Nothin to do, Oh poo! Practically blue.
I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!
You must do right before you feel good.