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I called the rooster Dick, after you.
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My nickname is Dickie Jukebox.
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Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.
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This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks.
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I feel like a dick for being an ass.
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Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
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I've been so lonely without you, you dick'
'Don't call me a dick'
'You are, we both are... Got a mental idea me um, why don't we fucking grow up? God, god I love you lol, I can't be with anyone else.
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Does everything you touch turn to shit? Does this happen to you every time?"
"No wonder they call me Fuckhead."
It's a name that's going to stick.
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Be true to your Dick.
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Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!
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Headstrong is just a word, Katie - a word others call you when you don't do what they want.
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Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.
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It's an erectoral vote.... it doesn't mean dick.
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And so what? I just killed a demon in my own house, and you're going to be a dickhead about it because I'm not some spoiled-rotten rich brat like you and your sister?" Alec looked astonished. "What did you call me?
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Douche. You are a fucking douche shovel.
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I'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me spade.
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You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
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You're a superCILIOUS cock SUCKER. You know that."
"IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
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Stupid f***ing white man.
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If you want to act like a butthead, your butt is going to get locked up.
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Being gay is not an excuse for being a dick.
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My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's running the show right now.
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Cocksucker! You're a fucking Cocksucker, Grif! My Cocksucker!
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I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else.
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Everyone's a knucklehead at one point or another.
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Just get up. What's your name, kid?"
"G-man"
"I don't mean your codename down at the Dickhead Club. What does it say on your driver's license?
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I'm more than happy to fuck off, but if it makes a difference, I wasn't going to talk about dicks. I'm far more interested to hear more about your poor neglected vagina. How's she been? We haven't had a face-to-face in a while.
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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
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I'd let the dummy comment slide, partly because I felt like a dummy and partly because I couldn't think of an eloquent way to say asshole.
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Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country.
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A dicking? Is that what you want, Camille? Because if it is let me assure you that a dicking I can give but neither of those two ass-clowns will ever touch you again once I do. So unless you can make that choice; don't tease me, Precious.
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What's a dick?" Parenting fail number five-hundred-and-eighty-two of today. "Nothing, babe. I said tick. A tick is a bug." "So you called that person a bug?" "Yup. A big bug.
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Quilty grimaces. "I don't like what comes after 'dicker.' " "What is that?" Quilty sighs. "Dickest. I mean, really: it's not a contest!
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It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.
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You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.
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We are all blockheads.
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You weaselly short-dicked elk-fucker.
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A blockhead cannot come in, nor go away, nor sit, nor rise, nor stand, like a man of sense.
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You know ... acting like a dick ... won't make yours any bigger.
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It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.
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Just think of dick as pussy on a stick.
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Also, I apologise to any woman whose parents were cruel enough to name her Dickina.
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Jerk? Is that the best you've got? How disappointing.
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You bloated dickhead, you really are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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You snorted. And you call a dick a schlong.
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Free to call a spade a spade (and a cock a cock).
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Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?
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Can we all just stop being dicks?!
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Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.
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Cox shrugged. You want a dick on your forehead, I'm sure little West is up for the job, seein' as whatever the fuck you did to him with that patchouli-smellin' pussy of yours has got him all sorts of worked up, calling you his girl and threatenin' me and shit.
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Nice bird, asshole!
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I'll bring him to you in one minute, sir,' replied Mrs. Mann. 'Here, you Dick!
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Well, as we were saying when last we met - "
"I don't have to say dick to you without my lawyer."
"Did I ask you to say dick? Peabody, replay the record and verify that I at no time requested that the subject say dick.
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An old man stood by the window, his hands clasped behind his back. He had probably been waiting for them in this exact pose. He was, quite obviously, a dick.
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Totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool.
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Saying sorry does not get you a free pass to behave like a dick.
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I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference.
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I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.
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What a cocky little turd. I
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You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.
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I have too much emotion to only be a dick to the people who deserve it.
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Surprise, dickhead, Mama forgot to tell you a few things about me. (Zarek)
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Logical Tom begs emotional stupid dickhead Tom not to ask the question.
'Are you alone?' he asks quietly.
He hears her breathing so close to his ear.
'Yes.'
'Good,' he says, his voice croaky. 'I'll sleep like a baby.
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Why does he have to be so goddamn good-looking? And such a dickhead? What is with him?
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Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!
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A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.
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So anyway, I'm sorry I was a dick.'
'It's fine,' I said.
'No, shut up, I'm atoning.
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As a quiet salute to Beavis and Butthead, I held up my index finger and thumb in an "L"-the international sign for loser.
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Oh, shut up your little pussymouth, you mongoloid.
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What did you think I was?"
"A rude Hick."
"Geez, blunt much?
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To be a head boy, you have to be very clever, you have to be a scholar, and I was never a scholar in any shape or form.
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Never give your heart to a blockhead.
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Okay, you're prone to moments of great dickdom, but you're not that bad.
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Willem Dafoe is a shithead.
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
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Woman you're as mean as a copperhead. Come here let's find out if you're as cold-blooded.
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You treat an idiot like an idiot.
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I should separate the tip of his cock from his shaft and glue it to his face so every time he looks in the mirror he's reminded of what a dickhead he is.
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You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.
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You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
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What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.
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A b*tch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when you call me a b*tch ... thanks for the compliment.
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Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.
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You are so much better than a STUPID piece of metal.
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Whatever," I said. "It's getting cloying in here. Are we there yet?" He smiled. "Jerk." "Wuss." "Jackass." "Pansy." "Philistine." "Dandysprat." "Butthead." "Whiner ...
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Jesus fucking shit cock sucking whore in a wicker basket
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If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich ... not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.
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Patronising fobbing bastard,
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You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!
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I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.
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*jerk'jrk 1 an ex-wife or ex-husband who continually annoys you with stupid, irrational, and immature behavior 2 one whose values differ so dramatically from yours that you wonder how you will ever make it through your child's lifetime
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your a flea on a rats bum
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Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit
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Head Bitch in charge, luvah...
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Those Eggheadsareterrible Philistines. A realgood head is not oval but round.
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You can't be the head, if you are a mediocre.
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Deemed a fool is better than smartass.
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Whaddup, deskfucker?
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Words have power,
you dumb piece of shit.