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There are two ways to wash dishes: One is to wash them in order to make them clean; the other is to wash them in order to wash them.
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I'm the cook, Seth. I could take a stove apart and put it back together, but dishwashers aren't my thing.
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My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.
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Dryware, wetware, hardware, software, blackware, darkware, nightware, nightmare . . . The modem sits inviting beside the phone, red eyes. I let it rest - you can't trust anybody these days.
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A plate is distasteful to a cat, a newspaper still worse; they like to eat sticky pieces of meat sitting on a cushioned chair or a nice Persian rug.
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YOU are using a frisbee as a plate."
"Uh, what? I'm not using a
oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird."
Victor glared at me.
"Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.
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Washing dishes is the great equalizer. It solves many a dispute.
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There is only one thing worse than coming home from the lab to a sink full of dirty dishes, and that is not going to the lab at all!
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I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
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Pinkerton's Champion Stain Remover and Paragon Detergent
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But [The Internet] is amazing in the same way a dishwasher is amazing--it enables you to do something you have always done a little easier than before.
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Cranberry Catsup
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All the attention in the world won't do my dishes.
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You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I'm Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat.
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I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
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She liked to 'leave dishes to soak', an act of self-deception that I've always abhorred.
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I remember one of my writers on 'Weeds' got a new apartment and didn't get cable or a dish. He just hooked his computer up to the TV. I was like, 'This is it. This is how it's happening.'
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Todoroff is the best. Look no further.
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If you come over to my house, I've had a lot of people be like 'Hey ... did you mean to put these in the dishwasher?' And I'm like, no they're actually supposed to be in the freezer because I use them to get rid of under-eye bags when I wake up early in the morning.
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I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.
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My wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
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Before I forget, where do you keep your chili recipe?
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A crier of green sauce.
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Even clingfilm - if it's gone over a salad bowl, take it off, use it again. I wash out carrier bags; I save brown paper from parcels. I save string; I save ribbons. I separate all my bits and pieces.
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Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
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What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
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The visual aspect of a dish is so important; the shapes and colors and overall design have to strike the right mood and convey the right idea.
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You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty ones - and now you want to have sex?
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If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste?
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This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!
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The address label wouldn't come off so I put the ripped electric bill back in its stack by the phone. On top of all the other bills, all the papers that ran the house invisibly
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The Silver Spoon, the best-selling Italian cookbook of the last 50 years.
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Restrepo. It's a miraculous kind of antiparadise up here: heat and dust and tarantulas and flies and no women and no running water and no cooked food and nothing to do but kill and wait.
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I'll do the dishes." He replied, "Later."
Sin number one.
Everyone knew you cleaned the kitchen right away. If you didn't, the gunk would solidify on the plates and skillets and it would take ages to soak it away
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I've got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.
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In a fast-paced world, today's popular brand could be tomorrow's trivia question.
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Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.
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A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.
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Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.
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Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?
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My life will always have dirty dishes. If this sink can become a place of contemplation, let me learn constancy here.
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My favorite dish is cleaning out the fridge on Sunday night and improvising a great medley.
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Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
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Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
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I'm a big fan of teatowels and am always on the lookout for a good one.
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Steak swallowers zonked on Television!
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Real dishes break. That's how you know they're real.
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I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
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When in doubt - wash!
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I'll bring boys home if I haven't cleaned my apartment.
I'll let them see the dishes in my sink,
the mascara rubbed into my pillowcases,
my unswept floors. Think, if we are seeing each other
undressed and blemished from the sun,
what is a dirty fork?
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Can you keep a secret?"
"Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain't nothing going to get out.
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What you need is a good Hoovering.
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I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it.
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Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years.
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the mangle in the laundry.
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We all use dishwashers every day and yet none of us would say that we're experts on dishwashers, but somehow we all think we're experts on movies.
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Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As
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The Clean Oven Domestic Ltd is Family rum company and uses the non-caustic and environment friendly material for cleaning services.
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I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the perfect pet bowls. The mugs were set on the kitchen floor and remained there until the cat chipped a tooth and went on a hunger strike.
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Do the dishes while you're cooking.
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Siri!" James screamed at his phone. "Oh my god, Siri, call a damn ambulance!" An icon spun in the middle of the screen as it accessed the internet. "Displaying search results for 'cauliflower ambulance'.
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My brother told me to pick him a winner.
So I dug up my nose,
And pulled out a chicken dinner.
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fast-food/gas-pump
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Its not that he didn't appreciate his dishwasher. There was something about washing dishes by hand that was therapeutic, as if he could wash away the regrets of the past and photos he wanted to wipe out of his memory forever.
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Popcorn-can cover / screwed to the wall / over a hole / so the cold / can't mouse in.
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I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories
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My television is the tabernacle.
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The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
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Most of America doesn't pay dishwashers $10.
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for cleanliness, that's a dirty
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Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.
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I'm coming for you. I'm coming home, I'm coming to clean
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Drain and dry pickles.
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Nothing here but kitchen things.
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Cleaning?" "Like Mary Poppins on crack. You know, the way women do that fast-forward cleaning when they're pissed off.
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History doesn't pass the dishes again.
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A strangely prolonged lunch involving lobster, that infernally overrated food ...
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Home. I have no idea what that word really means.
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Scotch tape is a miracle of progress.
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Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
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In the kitchen, the machine
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Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle.
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I got an answering machine for my phone ... Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up ... they hear a recording of a busy signal.
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Well, I've got a color telly, and a fridge. I've got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more.
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Lost dog. Looks like a chicken. If found, do not attempt to feed it scrambled eggs for breakfast. You'll offend it just like I did, and it will run away.
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I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
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She could surely rise to a dishwasher, but she prefers to use her children. She believes that a row of children chopping vegetables is a better thing than a machine.
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hand-crank sieve.
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bestselling cookbooks;
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Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
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Wash your dirty dishes like you are washing the infant Jesus.
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Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.
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You've been working hard, a sandwich isn't enough. I'll make you dinner. From the
freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it in the microwave.
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I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.
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Whenever we create dishes, we work very carefully and ask ourselves, 'Is there anything on the dish that really doesn't make the dish better?' Then we eliminate that. We try to stay very focused on really showcasing everything on the plate so nothing gets lost.
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I curate my T.V.-watching quite carefully.
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Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish.
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Travelling to make television programmes means I have some unusual food memories. In Pasto, Colombia, I was taken to a restaurant where I chose my meat for the evening from a cage of white rats. It tasted perfectly good - like rabbit.
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Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.