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I'm dead sober. This is just me.
What are reason and sobriety without the knowledge of intoxication?
I don't do sober any more. Sober hurts.
Drunkenness is nothing but a self-induced state of insanity.
The way to see the world was to see it drunk. Everything was created to be seen drunk.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff.
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it
She's as drunk as a skunk!
Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.
I prefer being totally sober myself.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
When I was drunk I wanted to get sober and when I was sober I wanted to get drunk,' John L. says; 'I lived that way for years, and I submit to you that's not livin that's a fuckin death-in-life.
I think better when I'm not sober
I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.
Whatsoever is in the heart of the sober man, is in the mouth of the drunkard.
It was eight in the morning, a time when drinkers are trying either to forget who they are or remember where they live.
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.
You're drunk."
"Just drunk enough," he agreed in a low, amused voice.
Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask.
"Just drunk enough for what?"
Drat.
Drunk on research, exhilarated by arcane details
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.
The real world is not easy to live in. It is rough; it is slippery. Without the most clear-eyed adjustments we fall and get crushed. A man must stay sober; not always, but most of the time.
The shot glass is half drunk.
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
I have two moods when I get drunk. The common mood is the lazy, happy-go-lucky guy. The uncommon mood is the frustrated, self-deprecating guy. That night was the latter.
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution or of a bad memory of a constitution so treacherously good that it never bends till it breaks; or of a memory that recollects the pleasures of getting intoxicated, but forgets the pains of getting sober.
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!
Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young.
Tonight I'm the designated drinker.
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him
I aint a drinker Im a thinker, call it what you want
I am awake, I might as well be drinking
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.
The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?
I'm a drinker with writing problems.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Hell, no, I'm not sober. You think I'd be doing this shit if I were? And I notice I don't see your fat ass down here in the trenches so shut it before I forget I'm supposed to actually like you. (Syn)
I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent.
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and the wine is really delicious, by the way.
It would be pleasant to be drunk.
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.
I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle, shall we say, irregular?
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.
What is God drunk on? Your love.
He claims not to be drinking, but I don't think he knows what this means.
If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn't matter. This world is too goddamn painful to waste a second of your existence sober.
It's the drunkenness of all the new things that can be.
The secret to accomplishing anything while drunk is to accept
I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.
You are drunk, baby. Who made me drunk? I made you drunk, said the major. I made you drunk because I love you and because America is in the war.
I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks.
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.
I become drunk as circumstances dictate.
I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why.
Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school,
... I went to school high.
Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles.
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.
How drunk do you need to be for your best friend to rail you?
Drunkenness is a flattering devil, a sweet poison, a pleasant sin, which whosoever hath, hath not himself, which whosoever doth commit, doth not commit sin, but he himself is wholly sin.
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane ... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.
Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered.
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief.
if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive
Jesus Christ on a six-day wine bender.
I'm drunk on the fiery elixer of beauty.
I drink to not giving a damn . . .
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
You Are My Drunkenness
You are my drunkenness ...
I did not sober up, as if I can do that;
I don't want to anyway.
I have a headache, my knees are full of scars
I am in mud all around
I struggle to walk towards your hesitant light.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness.
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much.
I was drunk and half killed with fuckin
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
God was very drunk when he made him.
I'm an alcoholic, Tara.
To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Reevie ... I feel wasted." Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. "Will you please take me home?"
I peer at her. She's had, like, two beers. I've seen her finish a six-pack in under an hour and not get tipsy.
What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.
You've got a lot to say for a drunk guy.
I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.Drunk-- Fiona Apple
Can I assume you're sober?"
"Nope, had two diet root beers.
All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through.
Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses.
Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a positive outcome. Not good at all. That's the secret password that usually leaves me trying to find a ride home in the morning.
Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.
I drink to forget I drink.
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was.
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover.
She meant I was hungover. I had been slaughtered, legless, trolleyed, slashed, shredded, plastered, polluted, pissed. I thought, I do love my country's relationship with alcohol. How would I ever exist in the United States? I suppose I would have grief counselling instead. (77)
What does drunkenness accomplish? It discloses secrets, it ratifies hopes, and urges even the unarmed to battle.