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Whatsoever is in the heart of the sober man, is in the mouth of the drunkard.
I become drunk as circumstances dictate.
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious.
I've never been drunk in my life. I don't use recreational drugs.
My Grandfather was a drunk, my father was a drunk... I am a drunk. I drink to forget the pain of life.
I am on Team Drunk Lady, obviously.
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.
Just as the banqueteers are drunk from wine, the citizens are drunk from fears, hopes, desires, and aversions and are therefore in need of being ruled by a man who is sober.
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
Don't judge. I'm not getting drunk. I'm coping.
I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle, shall we say, irregular?
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.
Some of us have resolved to escape into drunkenness before the sleep takes us.
I aint a drinker Im a thinker, call it what you want
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.
Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions
Drunkeness, she told us in a rare moment of confidence, is a sin against the fruit, the tree, the wine itself. Wine, distilled and nurtured from bud into fruit; it deserves reverance. Joy. Gentleness.
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Every night is a time for drink.
I don't get the whole getting drunk thing.
I have been drunk now for over two weeks.
When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive
How do you look when I'm sober?
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane ... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.
Drunk forever dreaming you with or without you
I'm a drinker with writing problems.
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am !Drunk-- John Squire
Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles.
It would be pleasant to be drunk.
Drunkenness is nothing else but a voluntary madness.
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him
What a man says when drunk, he thought about whilst sober.
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.
Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through.
I have drunken deep of joy ...
I'm an alcoholic, Tara.
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!
If you want to drink, have a drink ... if you want to drive, then drive ... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober ...
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.
If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn't matter. This world is too goddamn painful to waste a second of your existence sober.
There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
I have drunken deep of joy,
And I will taste no other wine tonight.
I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane.
You're drunk."
"Just drunk enough," he agreed in a low, amused voice.
Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask.
"Just drunk enough for what?"
Drat.
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck.
I drink to not giving a damn . . .
It was eight in the morning, a time when drinkers are trying either to forget who they are or remember where they live.
She's drunk herself out of her senses,
If ye can stand up, you're not drunk.
You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.
Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.Drunk-- Fiona Apple
drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine,
The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so little finesse, she'd been forced to ask if he was kidding. Granted, they'd both had a few too many drinks that night, but nothing excused the line, "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." Nothing.
Drunkenness is not only the cause of crime, but it is crime; and if any encourage drunkenness for the sake of the profit derived from the sale of drink, they are guilty of a form of moral assassination as criminal as any that has ever been practiced by the braves of any country or of any age.
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and the wine is really delicious, by the way.
Drunk on research, exhilarated by arcane details
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
All the crimes on earth do not destroy so many of the human race, nor alienate so much property, as drunkenness.
That's all we need, another drunk author.
She's as drunk as a skunk!
I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent.
The Destiny Of A Drunkard Is In The Bottle .
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.
What do drunkards do? They ... drink ... themselves ... to ... death.
A drunk man's words were a sobber man's thoughts
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.
That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man's true character, make him drunk.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
What are reason and sobriety without the knowledge of intoxication?
Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.
The way to see the world was to see it drunk. Everything was created to be seen drunk.
I was drunk, pretty sure this wouldn't be happening if I was sober.
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.
In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief.
How drunk do you need to be for your best friend to rail you?
Arriving half-drunk in a foreign place is hard on the nerves. You have a feeling that something is wrong, that you can't get a grip.
If you want to get drunk, get drunk with love.
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff. Lord help you, Maria, full of grease, the load is with me! Your prayers. I sonht zo! Madammangut!
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.