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Whatsoever is in the heart of the sober man, is in the mouth of the drunkard. -- John Lyly
I become drunk as circumstances dictate. -- Jack Vance
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious. -- Demetri Martin
I've never been drunk in my life. I don't use recreational drugs. -- Paula Abdul
My Grandfather was a drunk, my father was a drunk... I am a drunk. I drink to forget the pain of life. -- Mark Worrall
I am on Team Drunk Lady, obviously. -- Jami Attenberg
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day. -- Marguerite Duras
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk. -- Charles Baudelaire
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. -- Austin O'malley
Just as the banqueteers are drunk from wine, the citizens are drunk from fears, hopes, desires, and aversions and are therefore in need of being ruled by a man who is sober. -- Leo Strauss
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don't judge. I'm not getting drunk. I'm coping. -- A.s. King
I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle, shall we say, irregular? -- Georgette Heyer
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto. -- P.g. Wodehouse
Some of us have resolved to escape into drunkenness before the sleep takes us. -- Neil Gaiman
I aint a drinker Im a thinker, call it what you want -- Kendrick Lamar
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom. -- Tallulah Bankhead
Drinking makes a person lose his inhibitions and give exhibitions -- Nancy Astor
Drunkeness, she told us in a rare moment of confidence, is a sin against the fruit, the tree, the wine itself. Wine, distilled and nurtured from bud into fruit; it deserves reverance. Joy. Gentleness.
(Page 194.) -- Joanne Harris
Every night is a time for drink. -- Gannicus
I don't get the whole getting drunk thing. -- Sarah Michelle Gellar
I have been drunk now for over two weeks. -- Jimmy Buffett
When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do. -- Johnny Hunt
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan
Drunkenness is temporary suicide. -- Bertrand Russell
if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive -- Dmitry Dyatlov
How do you look when I'm sober? -- Ring Lardner Jr.
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar. -- Willa Cather
I drink to make other people more interesting. -- Ernest Hemingway,
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane ... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions. -- F Scott Fitzgerald
Drunk forever dreaming you with or without you -- M.f. Moonzajer
I'm a drinker with writing problems. -- Brendan Behan
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause I'm drunk. -- Kirk Windstein
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise. -- Thomas Love Peacock
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it -- Warren Zevon
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools. -- Ernest Hemingway,
I'm not so think as you drunk I am ! -- John Squire
Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles. -- Mason Cooley
It would be pleasant to be drunk. -- Anne Sexton
Drunkenness is nothing else but a voluntary madness. -- Seneca The Younger
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap, and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage -- Thomas Jefferson
I am an intelligent drunk because an intelligent drunk carries his liquor with him -- Synyster Gates
What a man says when drunk, he thought about whilst sober. -- Nana Awere Damoah
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk. -- Dean Martin
Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard. -- Steven Morrissey
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking! -- Lord Byron
All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through. -- John Webster
I have drunken deep of joy ... -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
I'm an alcoholic, Tara. -- Jaci Burton
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people! -- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
If you want to drink, have a drink ... if you want to drive, then drive ... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober ... -- Bernard Manning
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. -- Francis Chichester
Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine. -- Elton John
If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn't matter. This world is too goddamn painful to waste a second of your existence sober. -- Benjamin Hale
There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk. -- Tom Sharpe
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. -- Mark Mckinney
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -- Ernest Hemingway,
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again. -- Mason Cooley
I have drunken deep of joy,
And I will taste no other wine tonight. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane. -- Tom Waits
You're drunk."
"Just drunk enough," he agreed in a low, amused voice.
Don't ask. Don't ask. Don't ask.
"Just drunk enough for what?"
Drat. -- Anna Bradley
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness.
"Go to it," it said, "and good luck. -- Douglas Adams
I drink to not giving a damn . . . -- Sheridan Hay
It was eight in the morning, a time when drinkers are trying either to forget who they are or remember where they live. -- Terry Pratchett
She's drunk herself out of her senses, -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
If ye can stand up, you're not drunk. -- Diana Gabaldon
You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk. -- Raymond Carver
Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5. -- Fiona Apple
drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine, -- William Peter Blatty
The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so little finesse, she'd been forced to ask if he was kidding. Granted, they'd both had a few too many drinks that night, but nothing excused the line, "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." Nothing. -- Tessa Bailey
Drunkenness is not only the cause of crime, but it is crime; and if any encourage drunkenness for the sake of the profit derived from the sale of drink, they are guilty of a form of moral assassination as criminal as any that has ever been practiced by the braves of any country or of any age. -- John Ruskin
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and the wine is really delicious, by the way. -- Fergie
Drunk on research, exhilarated by arcane details -- Sheridan Hay
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk. -- Epictetus
All the crimes on earth do not destroy so many of the human race, nor alienate so much property, as drunkenness. -- Francis Bacon
That's all we need, another drunk author. -- Victor Villasenor
She's as drunk as a skunk! -- M.l. Gardner
I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent. -- Maggie Stiefvater
The Destiny Of A Drunkard Is In The Bottle . -- Peter Irabor
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking. -- William Shakespeare
What do drunkards do? They ... drink ... themselves ... to ... death. -- William Seabrook
A drunk man's words were a sobber man's thoughts -- J. Lynn
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. -- William James
That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man's true character, make him drunk. -- Martin Luther
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. -- Oscar Wilde
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. -- Julius Caesar
What are reason and sobriety without the knowledge of intoxication? -- Hermann Hesse
Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public. -- F Scott Fitzgerald
The way to see the world was to see it drunk. Everything was created to be seen drunk. -- Patricia Highsmith
I was drunk, pretty sure this wouldn't be happening if I was sober. -- Khali Raymond
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. -- Corey Stoll
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. -- W.c. Fields
I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party. -- Ozzy Osbourne
In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief. -- James Kenneth Stephen
How drunk do you need to be for your best friend to rail you? -- Santino Hassell
Arriving half-drunk in a foreign place is hard on the nerves. You have a feeling that something is wrong, that you can't get a grip. -- Hunter S. Thompson
If you want to get drunk, get drunk with love. -- Debasish Mridha
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff. Lord help you, Maria, full of grease, the load is with me! Your prayers. I sonht zo! Madammangut! -- James Joyce
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. -- Bam Margera
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. -- John Lee Hooker
