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I went to the bathroom in my pants. That's what you done, man. -- James Lee Burke
I'm the guy who knows how you can hurt so much that your insides feel like they're cut and bleeding. -- Stephanie Witter
Game On, Motherfucker..... -- Mindy
Shit happens. Deal with it. -- A.d. Starrling
Okay, tough guy. Let's see what you've got. -- Ilona Andrews
I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation. -- Dave Foley
But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world. -- Arlo Guthrie
Shit don't mean shit -- Stephen King
Try again, I've gotten much better at detecting your bullshit -- Alexandra Bracken
Keep it in your pants, Day. -- Daisy Prescott
You know you're like, my hero, right? -- Stuart Stutzman
Oh well, whatever, nevermind. -- Kurt Cobain
You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this. -- Franco Nero
Yo, dude. That shit might be cool on Saved By The Bell but not in real life. -- Jason Myers
Guys don't let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay that came out wrong. -- Cassandra Clare
I'm not a guy who is out trying to promote myself. It's really not me. -- Mark Prior
Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop! -- Deyth Banger
Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid. -- Spider Robinson
Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about -- David Sedaris
I guess you don't know what kind of guy you are until you start acting like one. -- Brock Clarke
I'm still convinced you're doing my GTO, you bastard. -- J.r. Ward
I've finally become an old guy. -- Anton Corbijn
But get it while you're here boy, cause all that hype don't feel the same next year boy. -- Drake
I'm not a gangster, bro. -- Asap Rocky
You got no idea what you just messed with. No fuckin clue. You think you know but you fuckin don't cuz I didn't tell you shit about it cuz it's none of your fuckin business. -- Madeline Sheehan
Knock-knock, motherfucker. -- Jenny Lawson
Trying to tell you I'm the one, come and holla at me before I'm on the next thing, YMCMB. -- Drake
It's the geek who gets the girl, not the jock. -- Ahmed Mostafa
You little shit, you remembered -- Penelope Ward
I spent a good amount of my time - like a lot of guys my age - obsessing and blowing things up with G.I. Joes. I know it well. -- D.j. Cotrona
I'm not Blockbuster Boy. -- Johnny Depp
Get wise, youse guys! -- Basil Wolverton
Who's going to fuck with a six-foot-six ripped dude in black leather pants, tats covering both arms and a perma-snarl? -- Avery Flynn
I'm an old-school type of guy. -- Kevin Durant
I'm a late-night guy. -- Dane Cook
Be groovy or leave, man -- Bob Dylan
Yeah, but you're a girl. The braver species. -- Gena Showalter
Im not your biggest girly girl. -- Maggie Siff
Sweet, I'm gonna beat you dude." Austin Reese -- Bella Jeanisse
All I want to do is be that guy. The one I can never be. -- Melyssa Winchester
No, sir. Go to hell sir. It's the best I can do for you sir. -- Jack London
Who does this teenage version of the Brawny paper-towel guy think he's kidding? -- Rick Yancey
Okay?
Okay. -- John Green
What are you
some kind of addict? Is this where you come to ... -- Peter Greenaway
Damn right, cowboy. -- Leslea Tash
I'm just a normal guy. -- Isaiah Mustafa
You freaking, flippin', moronic frat boy! -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you'd come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office today. -- Maya Banks
tall, dark-haired guy -- Barbara Delinsky
Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock -- Terry Pratchett
There won't be any other guy before me. I decided that earlier this morning when you ran off. -- Kenya Wright
What an excellent tool the internet is for freaks. -- Stieg Larsson
I don't shop in that aisle, man. -- Meline Nadeau
You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house? -- Roy Wood Jr.
Andross, you motherfucker. -- Brent Weeks
oh shit it's shit -- Stephen King
Get tae fuck, son. -- Mark Wilson
Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat. -- Mike Myers
I was never really obsessed with the whole guy thing to begin with. -- Beverley Mitchell
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Not I...
...
Not I...
You lose.... not I! -- Deyth Banger
I'm an old-fashioned guy. -- Demian Bichir
I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts. -- Jack Barakat
So yo then man what's your story? -- David Foster Wallace
Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap. -- Larissa Ione
Pull up your big-girl panties, Gabi. -- Cherise Sinclair
You need reminding. -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
Well, I beat my man. Now it's up to you to beat yours. -- Mickey Mantle
Well, I guess we know now who has the biggest penis here. -- J.m. Darhower
I resist the urge to raise my hand and utter the four most reassuring words in the English language: I know a guy. -- Sarah Vowell
It's midnight, it's sweltering, and I might be high on Vicodin, but that guy - that guy right over there - that's him.
The him. -- Stephanie Perkins
See, I knew I could count on you for quality mayhem, my man. -- Rachel Caine
I'm a blue-shirt guy. -- Billy Bush
I'm fucking good at this boyfriend shit. Who would have thought? -- Nyrae Dawn
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. It's frat-cute Greg. I continue to have the literal worst taste in men. -- Kelly Thompson
Bingo, motherfucker--this shit's for real. -- Nevaeh Lee
Yow. Guys can be so insecure. -- Candace Bushnell
I am going down first.
Of course you're going down first, you're the guy. -- Lynn Viehl
All I can tell everybody is, I'm the same guy, just on a different team. -- Terrell Owens
I am normally the manly-ish girl on the planet. -- Rita Ora
Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy -- Jay Leno
You think Tide is better, or All?'
'Which has a prettier box?' I ask.
'I don't want a pretty box. I want a dude box.'
Uh-huh,' I deadpan. 'You want a dude box of laundry detergent.'
'Yes, I do.'
'Good luck with that. -- E. Lockhart
I'm sorry I couldn't carry the ball over the finish line, but, man, I did try. -- Ann Curry
should know. Though -- Dean Koontz
Guys, there's only one thing I hate more than bloggers who start sentences with 'guys' - and it's those mealy-mouth hipsters who crochet codpieces and their ye-olde-sideburned friends who pickle stuff and slaughter their own gluten-free goats. -- Jill Soloway
I'm not a conventional guy. I've never been a conventional guy. -- Dontrelle Willis
prestidigitator, -- Jay Samit
Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you. -- Linda Kage
Stupid male ego. -- Tera Lynn Childs
It's not shit, it's pee -- John Green
What else am I going to do, let the girl sit there on a railing in the moonlight thinking she's damned to go dudeless for the rest of her life? -- Tim Tharp
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy. -- Jeremy Piven
WHAT. THE. FUCK! -- Whitney G.
Comeback is a good word, man. -- Mickey Rourke
Quit thy childhood, my friend, and wake up! -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
You don't say words like 'gig', lady."
"My man's a biker. Shit rubs off. -- Kristen Ashley
Oh, my God! Get out of the car or I'll call nine-one-one. Dude, what is your problem? -- John Green
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. -- Stieg Larsson
Uh, no! This is your dreamy stalker moment, not mine. You do it. -- Chanda Hahn
Bullshit reigns. -- Tom Wolfe
Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH! -- Lisi Harrison
