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ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.
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I dub thee Toadsticker," I said. "Slayer of miscreants, opener of packages, occasional carver of baked turkeys. Let all men hear, and know mild caution." I swear the steel flickered.
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Gilly Gilleshpee
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A lexicographer, a writer of dictionaries, a harmless drudge.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I'm sorry Finn. I'm a wooden-headed dummy.'
Don't be so hard on yourself,' said Finn. 'You're just a straw-brained scarecrow.
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Ethan Sullivan, registered smart-ass
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Killer with a polo mallet.
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What's your name?" Scapegrace asked.
"Gerald," said the man.
Scapegrace pondered. Gerald the zombie just didn't have that fear-inducing ring to it. "I'm going to call you Thrasher," he said.
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Whaddup, deskfucker?
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Ha-ha. The dumb jock who can't talk the Queen's English. I swear to God, the next person who corrects my grammar gets punched in the face.
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A flapper is just a little girl trying to grow up - in the process of growing up.
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A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so.
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Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.
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Thugly the Tormentor of Young Pilots.
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I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.
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I think we need to come up with a child-friendly phrase for f-u-c-k off."
"Duck off?"
"Exactly. Braden, duck off, you sarcastic dastard.
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T-shirt that read I'M A GLEEK.
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A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.
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It's gonna be a slobberknocker!
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Stationer, that Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave.
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I'm a Berliner - fast, loud, obnoxious, industrious, brutally open.
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crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon.
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Where's your crown, Short Stuff?"
"Stuffed in a planter back there with my shoes.
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Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
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The most detestable race of enemies are flatterers.
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One of those librarians who rules the stacks with an intimidating scowl, whispers quiet sharply enough to lacerate the tender inner tissues of the ear, and will pursue an overdue-book fine with the ferocity of a rabid ferret.
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Hello kerplunk, this is my dear friend pitter patter.
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I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.
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I would like a cappuccino," says Linus politely. "Thank you."
"Your name?"
"I'll spell it for you," he says. "Z-W-P-A-E-N
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"What?" She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.
"Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. "It's Dutch.
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My roommate's a fruit loop dingus.
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Some stupid fairy tale charecter. Like a cheap plastic toy you'd get get by sending in the top of a lucky charms box plus $3.99 shipping and handling.
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Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points.
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That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian ... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?
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What writes worse than a Theodore Dreiser? ... Two Theodore Dreisers.
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I am a geek nerd who happened to have a temporary period of jockiness.
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Give me an honest laugher.
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What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle.
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Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book.
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You wanted to ride, my nasty girl, so fucking ride," Sander challenged.
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I'm more of the sneaker-wearing, computer geek type.
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Fluke me, Murdstone.
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Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was ... DUMBLYDORE!
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Since moving to Valhalla, I'd learned an impressive number of Old Norse cusswords. Meinfretr translated as something like stinkfart, which was, naturally, the worse kind of fart
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Oh, thank you, Darrell Sikes, for being wild and nasty and rude and getting me out of The Program and making me Normal Dumb, not Special Dumb. I owe you one, Darrell Sikes.
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Mickey Mouse is just a rat in suspenders.
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Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As
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Mac: "It's not the sidhe-seers." He stopped and went very still. JZB: "Who is it?" Mac: "The MacKeltars." He was silent a long moment. Then he began to laugh, softly. JZB: "Well played, Ms. Lane." Mac: "I had a good teacher." JZB: "The best. Hop on one foot, Ms. Lane." Mac and Barrons
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So what's with the crown?" Daphne asked.
Puck's eyes grew wide. "I'm the Prince of Fairies. Emperor of Pixies, Brownies, Hobgoblins, Elves and Gnomes. King of Tricksters and Prank-Players, spiritual leader to juvenile delinquents, layabouts and bad apples.
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Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom!
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Never was a miser a brave soul.
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Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - "
"The what?" said Seamus Finnigan, sounding revolted.
"Pus, Finnigan, pus," said Professor Sprout.
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FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
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So, tell me, Ford - is that a family name? Or did your parents just like trucks?
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A killer with the manners of a rabbit - this is the most dangerous kind.
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The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
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prestidigitator,
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Sidewinder. I didn't even bother pretending
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The bagger is the technique of lazy.
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a bag of wet farts. But
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Veggard Heggem, my word, he must have a Yamaha down his shorts.
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Falconer was wearing his street clothes - jeans, a black turtleneck and an empty shoulder holster under his armpit. Cowboy boots. Little bit of beard stubble. John wondered if the guy would walk from one end of the street to the other without winding up covered in bitches.
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The miser is the man who starves himself and everybody else, in order to worship wealth in its dead form, as distinct from its living form.
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A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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nineties Ross Gellar hair.
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The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read, With loads of learned lumber in his head.
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That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs.
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Rail attendants dismiss excited train hobbyists as "foamers" (foaming at the mouth as they board their choo-choos).
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Read it like a motherfucker.
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Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!
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Everyone else carries a backpack, but not Josh. He has a cool, beat-up messenger bag, covered with stickers protesting all kinds of things.
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The pedant who has tried to put on his own head a crown which he stole from under a pillow
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I can't even think of a word strong enough to describe him. Apparently I need to expand my vocabulary. Caleb
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Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
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A banty-rooster sort of guy, the kind that likes to pick fights, especially when the odds are all their way.
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A Klaner (KKK) is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.
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I don't speak fluent bumpkin...
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Shaggy wrapper, flapping hat, and muddy legs, was rather
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A diploma is a dunce hat in disguise.
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Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
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What kind of dog is this?" "The kind who knows a lot.
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I was the Head Boy of East High School in 1999. I represent 303 - the area code, not the band - Mile High, until I die. I'm 31, a comedian; I juggle, but I don't glove it. I think waxed mustaches run a very thin line between hipster and 1800s barkeep.
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Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.
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He was Gully Foyle, the oiler, wiper, bunkerman; too easy for trouble, too slow for fun, too empty for friendship, too lazy for love.
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Andross, you motherfucker.
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Who the hell is afraid of a fridge but ties himself to a puma?
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Quite definitely a Bingley
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Park hill staten island seal, rock the reel to reel we high hills deep
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A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.
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What kind of a man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor?
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My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.
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Game On, Motherfucker.....
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Taylor Maddox, sir. US Forest Service trash.
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She's dumber than a box of hair.
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People say 'nerd' condescendingly, but when you're older you start to realize that it's the nerds who grow up to be the cool ones.
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A miser is sometimes a grand personification of fear. He has a fine horror of poverty; and he is not content to keep want from the door, or at arm's length, but he places it, by heaping wealth upon wealth, at a sublime distance!
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Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.
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Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
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a misbegotten cockwaffle.