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Stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale,
Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you look.
I find my readers to be very smart, and there is no reason to write dumb.
Deemed a fool is better than smartass.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
People are stupider than anybody.
The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.
You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest.
Stupid is as stupid does~
No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.
The phones are smarter but we are dumber.
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Stupidity doesn't make you wise, it makes you stupid!
Very clever but dumb at shoothing... dumb as a person but clever at shooting. That's LOGIC!
You are not dumb, Yevette. All of us who have got this far, all of us who have survived- how can we be dumb? Dumb could not come this far,I am telling you.
I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'
I didn't say you weren't smart. I said you were stupid."
"I guess I'm too dumb to see the difference.
Educated: no. Stupid: yes.
And when I say "stupid," I mean stupid fresh.
Stupidity is brief and straightforward, while intelligence is tortuous and sneaky.
Smartass is a latent idiot.
I've been smart longer.
I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
Now I wonder who is gonna be president: Tweedle Dumb, or Tweedle Dumber
And who is gonna have the big block buster box office this summer.
Reversed stupidity is not intelligence
There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.
A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.
Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
The fact that you're older than me doesn't mean you're smarter. All it means is that you've had time to make many more mistakes.
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.
Smarter is always the answer.
Stupid to the power of stupid.
Making fun of anyone's size, height, scarring, anything like that equals dumb.
You know, smart and educated aren't synonymous.
Smart people doing stupid things are not smart at all ...
I know more about what it's like to be elderly and infirm and kind of stupid, the way you get forgetful, but on the other hand I'm a littler, wiser, dare we say? The word 'wisdom' has kind of faded out of our vocabulary, but yeah, I'm a little wiser.
If you think people are dumb, you'll spend a lifetime doing dumb work.
The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...
Just because someone has gone to an elite school and college does not make him smarter than the person who has grown up on street knowledge.
They may look like dog vomit, but they ain't dumb.
I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.
There is a difference between people who are educated and people who are smart.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?
Stupid f***ing white man.
What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.
Foolish mistakes don't make you dumb. Show your intelligence by changing your outcome.
i aint the sharpest knife in the drawer , but i know enough to know that if your gonna be dumb you have to be tuff... i
The more intelligent, the less sane
Wise people could sometimes be dumb.
This is what happens when a boy becomes a man. You get stupider.
You can only be stupid when you're young.
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
I get dumber as the day goes along. Every second of the day that goes along, I get stupider.
Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
Education doesn't make you smarter.
A stupid is one who thinks that those in power today had clandestine means of getting there, yet wants to get there without thinking of the clandestine route they would be taking.
She's stupid on a stick.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
The greater the stupidity, the greater the clarity. Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere.
she's with stupid
Unknowing ignorance is preferable to informed stupidity.
The more stupid one is, the more he thinks he thinks he knows.
The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own.
The kind of stupid you can manage to achieve only by being really, really smart, because only really, really smart people can reach adulthood without having any goddamn common sense.
Smart boys make useless men.
The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent.
She's quite intelligent, in my stupidity.
The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.
The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.
I don't know what's worse, your stupidity or your low opinion of me.
I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
The better the actor, the more stupid he is.
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
It's a defining difference, curiosity. I've never known a stupid person who was curious, or a curious person who was stupid.
Do I grow cleverer with age, or does the world grow more stupid?
You didn't strike me as stupid, but I guess first impressions are deceiving.
I am much more intelligent than you think.
I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.
But whats the use of being old if you cant be dumb?Dumb-- John O'hara
Don't assume I'm dumb because I wear a suit and tie.
Stupidity mistook itself for intelligence, whereas intelligence knew its own stupidity.
Unknowing ignorance is preferred to informed stupidity.
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Stupid's good. We can work with stupid.
The trick to being smart is knowing when to play dumb.
never underestimate your dumbness!!
Joke in book:
You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception.
I've been young & dumb, and if I were never called out on it I would now be older and dumber.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
No one is dumb who is curious.