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The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play.
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Not Duncan, but Da's down there
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Mouse-brained fool
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A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.
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Stupid to the power of stupid.
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Dubh is do?" I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn't been able to find the stupid word. "Should I be
calling pubs poos?"
"Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not.
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Stupid f***ing white man.
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Sienna Rivers, ex-nerd, undisputed reigning chess champion of the class of 09 and the proverbial all round wise-ass degenerate pain in your backside.
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The wisest fool in Christendom.
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When someone says something dunderheaded to me about the material, it's usually a big neon sign revealing their own damage or ignorance, so my compassion kicks in.
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A fool is someone whose arrogance is only surpassed by his ignorance.
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Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...
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A dehoy who was terribly hobble,
Cast only stones that were cobble
And bats that were ding,
From a shot that was sling,
But never hit inks that were bobble.
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I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I
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A fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.
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Who are a little wise the best fools be.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose ... is there a term for The Candor?"
"Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks
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What could a fool be thinking but further foolishness?
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For a laggard in love, and a dastard in war, Was to wed the fair Ellen of Lochinvar.
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Loony, Loopy Lupin.
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I know you think me foolish, but then, I am the Fool. You know then I must be Foolish.
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Gilly Gilleshpee
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself!
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Kerrick the weed.
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A white wall is the paper of a foole.
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You're a fool," Quinhelm accused. "Any man who would allow himself to be bewitched by a woman needs a good dunking in a cold barrel of water." (Quinhelm, the wizard, from BRIGGEN)
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blatherskate," I
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What is your name?" asked Lear.
Caius," said Kent.
And whence do you hail?"
From Bonking, sire."
Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said Lear, "but from what town?
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Foolish, whenever you take the meanness and formality of that thing you do, instead of converting it into the obedient spiracle ofyour character and aims.
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Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with the name just given to her baby niece. It was pronounced shuh-TEED but was in fact spelled "Shithead.
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some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
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What is your definition of skank?' I ask.
'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.
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A fool is someone who wants you to apologise for your intelligence
-rassool jibraeel snyman
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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.
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Oh, thank you, Darrell Sikes, for being wild and nasty and rude and getting me out of The Program and making me Normal Dumb, not Special Dumb. I owe you one, Darrell Sikes.
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This is Kester Baleen and Ajex Cristo,' Jared introduced. 'One born without common sense and another with too much intelligence.'

'Yeah, and what about you Dernell?' Kester retorted back. 'Born with a dry sense of humour.
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But one of shallow wit, somewhat like a saltshaker with very little salt. In
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A fool is a man who believes glory can be found at the tip of a sword instead of on the tip of his tongue. That is life's cruel trick.
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She's a gray woman with gray sayings."
"A crape-hanger.
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A fool is a person who knows the difference between right and wrong, and chooses to do wrong.
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Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
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What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns and stools; If honest nature made you fools.
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Let's just be smart this time. I'm looking for smart.
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The demon got up. The demon said Fool. To think you can eat their food and not talk to them. To think you can take their money and not be afraid of them. To think you can depend on their company and not suffer from them.
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I may be no idiot, but I do know stupidity when I see it.
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A fool is someone who enjoys calling other people crazy before they check out their own insanity in the mirror ... first.
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ken whit tae dae wi' it.
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The Foole doth thinke he is wise, but the wiseman knowes himselfe to be a Foole.
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crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon.
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What kind of an idiotic question is that?
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Speak wisdom to a fool and he'll think you have no sense at all
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Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
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Diddley dee I have got to pee
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So I dipped into my childhood and came up with Nicky Deuce. I wanted him to get into a lot of mischief, like the time I taped a fork to a broom handle and cattle-rustled a steak off the barbecue of the next-door neighbor.
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
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You drink root beer while you watch an NBA game? You are an American wannabe, aren't you?"
"That is perhaps the most horrid thing you could say to an Englishman."
"Worse than French wannabe?"
"Well, there is that.
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Anybody who doesn't think I want the Lakers to win is a fool. But I'm no homer.
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I'll call somebody 'dumb' or 'stupid' if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don't know any other word for it, and if they don't like the word, that's too bad.
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Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass - "
"I have never in my life called anyone dumbass."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Now, focus.
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Not altogether a fool," said G., "but then he's a poet, which I take to be only one remove from a fool."
"True," said Dupin, after a long and thoughtful whiff from his meerschaum, "although I have been guilty of certain doggerel myself.
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Fuck you,' Samuel said as he stole the ball, drove down the court, and went in for a two-handed, rattle-the-foundations, ratify-a-treaty, abolish-income-tax, close-the-uranium-mines monster dunk.
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Now I wonder who is gonna be president: Tweedle Dumb, or Tweedle Dumber
And who is gonna have the big block buster box office this summer.
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Mike Dukakis? He's the salt of the earth.
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A fool is any man who doesn't think he's a fool.
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I am a fool for Christ...whose fool are you?
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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The pedant who has tried to put on his own head a crown which he stole from under a pillow
of
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A fool who recognises his own ignorance is thereby in fact a wise man, but a fool who considers himself wise - that is what one really calls a fool.
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Stupid little fish
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Irish-sparkle-fish,
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Show me the person that calls another a fool, and i will prove the extent of his mediocrity.
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Fool indeed is he, who, living on the banks of the Ganga, digs a little well for water. Fool indeed is the man who, coming to a mine of diamonds, begins to search for glass beads.
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There is no fool like an educated fool...
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Fool is full, clever is empty!
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I am a D.J., I am what I play.
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A fool is wise in his eyes.
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A fool cannot hold his tongue.
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You a stupid hoe
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Niggard prefers mistake rather than loss.
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Im a glacier in a sea of idiots
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Woord is but wynd; leff woord and tak the dede.
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I'm Dee Black. I'm the sister of the douchebag known as Daemon." She smiled brightly. "But you probably already know that."
"That's he's a douchebag or that he's your brother?" Archer asked innocently. "The answer is yes to both.
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A man on a quest. A Don Quixote searching for his Dulcinea. But keep in mind my good friend, Don Quixote never found his Dulcinea, did he? He did not. There sometimes isn't much difference between a knight's quest and a fool's errand.
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know your ignorance; defile your ignorance
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Oooh ... Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"
Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?"
"No."
"Dumbass?"
"No."
"Douchebag?"
"What's a douchebag?"
"Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.
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Never let me hear that foolish word again.
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Doverey, no proverey - Trust but verify.
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Boy, I was daid.
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she's with stupid
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He who considers himself a paragon of wisdom is sure to commit some superlatively stupid act.
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Kent. Who's there?
Fool. Marry, here's grace and a cod-piece; that's a wise man and a fool.
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Another day done" - he would sigh - "and who knows what the morrow will bring us, eh, Dunk?
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?
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[N]obody is a greater schoolgirl in spirit than a cynic. Cynics can not relinquish the rubbish they were taught as children: they hold tight to the belief that the word [sic] has meaning and, when things go wrong for them, they consequently adopt the inverse attitude.
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But you can tell he's a wizard, because he's got a pointy hat with a floppy brim. It's got the word "Wizzard" embroidered on it in big silver letters, by someone whose needlework is even worse than their spelling.
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You're a big one,[ ... ] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.
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I would like a cappuccino," says Linus politely. "Thank you."
"Your name?"
"I'll spell it for you," he says. "Z-W-P-A-E-N
"
"What?" She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.
"Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. "It's Dutch.