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I've been 6'4 since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
Short people got no reason to live.
I have a friend who says, 'The world doesn't need another angry dwarf!'
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'
If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.
Still, I take your point. I have a deal to learn about being a dwarf. Perhaps you will be good enough to teach me, in between the jousting and the pig-riding.
In days gone by, short-statured people were not only labelled as ugly, stupid and freakish, they were often owned by aristocrats and treated, at best, as entertainment and, at worst, as pets.
Liz cleared her throat. "Isn't there a more polite term we're supposed to use nowadays? Like ... little person, or vertically challenged,or-"
"I'm not going to call myself the god of vertically challenged people," Bes grumbled. "I'm a dwarf!
The only way to be a giant in this universe is to realise first that you are a dwarf yet!
Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.
Dwarf is dwarf even at the top of the mountain; giant is giant even at the bottom of the well!
DONT CALL ME SMALL!!!!!!
Some call it Down's Syndrome
I call it Up's Syndrome.
No one can grow if he does not accept his smallness.
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.
What I lack in height, I make up for in wicked good hearing.
Dwarf mothers didn't handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.
I put on a skirt and blouse for the meeting, feeling dwarfy, my grown up, big-girl clothes never quite fitting. I'm barely five foot -- four foot, ten inches in truth, but I round up. Sue me. I'm thirty-one, but people tend to talk to me in singsong, like they want to give me fingerpaints.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
I'm short not blind
With living creatures / one must begin very early / to dwarf their growth : / the bound feet, / the crippled brain, / the hair curlers, / the hands you / love to touch.
People who are short, they're often portrayed as the victim.
Puny legs weaken the soul.
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
I suppose a human's carriage is a dwarf's bus.
You did not want things for yourself. That made you small.
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
A Dwarfe on a Gyants shoulder sees further of the two. [A dwarf on a giant's shoulder sees farther of the two.
You say I'm small? I certainly can relate, although it is a matter of perspective. The distance is deceptive, my friend, you standtoo low.
A state which dwarfs its men, in order that they may be more docile instruments in its hands even for beneficial purposes
will find that with small men no great thing can really be accomplished.
Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.
Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four.
The tallest and the smallest among us are so alike diminutive and pitifully base, it is a meanness to calculate the difference.
There's always the dwarf bread.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
A stirring dwarf we do allowance give Before a sleeping giant.
Dwarfs are very argumentative, sir. Of course, many wouldn't agree.
who weighs about twelve stone.
They have been deprived nutritionally, or some illness has not been picked up, or they have not been screened for vision or hearing defects, or they have not had some kind of a chronic illness or error of metabolism picked up.
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
It's only a matter of time before it all starts to fall apart, before things start to fall off. Short legs, long body. The kind of person who in the Middle Ages would come up over the hill on his horse, and they'd say, 'Get Wogan,' and I'd be there with my shield, the first to die.
I may be small, but I've got friends that make me ten feet tall.
To grow is sometimes to hurt, but who would return to smallness?
The Chinese, by their favourite system of dwarfing, contrive to make it, when only a foot and a half or two feet high, have all the characters of an aged cedar of Lebanon.
I have little bones.
The study of crippled, stunted, immature, and unhealthy specimens can yield only a cripple psychology and a cripple philosophy
A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself.
I'm always two inches too short and ten pounds too heavy. Figures.
I think when average-size people start taking roles that were meant for dwarfs, that's a little frustrating because there aren't that many roles out there for height-challenged actors.
I always heard that I was too small.
Well, when I walk behind short people I feel like I'm going to fall over because I start taking these little steps, and I can't take little steps.
I've always been really tall and lanky.
Stature comes from your demeanor, your self confidence.
My eyes are too small, and they're too close together, and I have a pointy nose. But who cares? Who cares?!
Height is not might.
Taller, but from
I learned later that the former operator of Abdullah had been a dwarf who cannot have been fastidious about his person, and there was a strong whiff of hot dwarf as I grew hotter myself.
I'm just really tiny. People hate me, because I just sit. I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating and then I just ... sit. And I don't gain a thing.
I'm so short I tread water in the kiddie pool. I need a ladder to get to the bottom bunk. I hit my head on the ground when I sneeze. I need a running start to reach the toilet. And no, I'm not related to Tom Cruise.
My doctor felt that the main contributing factor was so many years of malnutrition, especially during my formative years, even before I got into modeling.
Age has a way of exagerrating the physical traits of those who live to feel its strains; the round tend to grow rounder, and the slim tend to waste away.
A lot of parts written for people of my size, dwarfs, are either foolish idiots or, like, these sages that are all-knowing, and they're very, sort of, come-to-them-for-answers.
Eccentricities of genius.
As actors, we have a philosophy, which is this: great fun. That has transmitted itself into the dwarf philosophy of life. We're up for a brawl, we're up for a bloody good feed, and if you've got food, well, we share what we've got, and so should you.
One of our problems was our inability to recognise and accept our own deformities.
As he grew, the other children grew as well - all except poor Doroon, who seemed doomed to be short and skinny all his life. Rundorig
Come to think of it, Your Majesty, I believe I must still be growing. Either that, or you are shrinking.
Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.
There's no such thing as a handicap - it's all in your head
You cannot strengthen one by weakening another; and you cannot add to the stature of a dwarf by cutting off the leg of a giant.
Being a famous writer is a little like being a tall dwarf. You're on the edge of normality.
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.
I have been stared at my whole life because of my height.
I'm tiny. I'm small.
You have dimples in your cheeks and a cleft in your chin."
"My mother dropped me on my face as a child. I'm severely dented. What can I say?
When your arms are bigger than your head, something is wrong.
I am this guy who's four and a half feet tall, but my life doesn't constantly address it.
My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small ... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are.
Short people DO NOT like to be picked up.
They may also be noted to have some developmental and growth problems.
My parents are both average size. For them to have a child who was very, very different and very, very small must have been incredibly hard.
She is insolently grown-up for her size. I suspect the influence of unsupervised reading.
Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs
You can be a hunchback and a dwarf and what-all. If you write beautifully, you can write beautifully.
It is the business of little minds to shrink.
I'm just short for my weight. By rights I should measure eight foot three.
Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom.
Tall and skinny, with arms and legs sticking out at odd angles, as if [they] were made of drinking straws instead of flesh and bone.
In a world of hunchbacks, a fine figure becomes a monstrosity.
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.
Alice had to be small to enter Wonderland.
Sometimes we grow physically big without doing much things about it
Who does not grow, declines.
The excessively but not necessarily lycanthropically hirsute
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf.
skinny as horsehair in a glass of milk