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You're the scariest motherfucker in the room.
I flamed amazement
Square go then smart cunt!
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?
So sorry does not unfuck this situation, Lee
Sedgewhisker appeared farther down. We need to get out
Elementary, my dear fucksticks. Bullshit,
You're a right-looking eejit
You really are one mad Irish motherfucker.
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
Write like a motherfucker.
Whaddup, deskfucker?
could kick myself.Kick-- E.l. James
Words cannot express how pissed off I am. I am going to have to invent a new word to explain how angry I am. Karflagled. I am so karflagled off at you right now!" "See,
Batter up, mofo.
Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will - !
contemptuous cough
not important, trifling
Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you.
Woord is but wynd; leff woord and tak the dede.
Raveand Rhamnusia, Goddes of Dispyte,' said Lymond acidly. 'I am trying to get you home, vide the shiten shepherd and the clene shepe, with your woolly chops spotless. The only drawback to date is that the bloody sheep is going to have to carry the shepherd, so far as I can see.
Ulick Norman Owen.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.
Eyllwe," Chaol breathed. "Send word to Eyllwe. Tell them to hold on - tell them to prepare." Perhaps it was the light, perhaps it was the cold, but Aedion could have sworn there were tears in the captain's eyes as he said, "Tell them it's time to fight back.
What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.
What a cocky little turd. I
Reepicheep: Unhand the tail. Aslan the Great gave me this tail and no one, repeat, no one, touches the tail. Period, exclamation mark!
You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!
Since I became chairman, I've tried to turn EFF into civil liberties and responsibilities.
You, sir, are a twat.
There was some murmuring, but also some grins on the faces of the men looking on: the sight of their Captain sitting on the ground and eye to eye with a young hobbit, legs well apart, bristling with wrath, was one beyond their experience.
Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.
Someone had painted FUK U on the dented trunk.
"What does it say about the literacy rate when you can even spell fuck. It's sad," Eve decided.
On a basketball court, five players were in the middle of an intense game. They wore assortment of jerseys from different American teams, and they all seemed keen to win - grunting and snarling at each other, stealing the ball and pushing.
Oh ... and the players were all baboons.
poxy shitweasel,
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
Semper Fi! MotherFucker!
First word ... best word.
Fhat thouding do're.
And those blonde skeezoids you were a boy skeezoid with can fuck right off.
Let the motherfucking games begin.
Don't ever aggress on that motherfucker....
Don't pout that way, my child, you'll give yourself a blister
If I don't save her from the hands of that humbug," he said, aloud, as he went to bed, "she is lost. But I shall save her."
He put out his lamp and felt a need to insult Erik in the dark. Thrice over, he shouted:
"Humbug! ... Humbug! ... Humbug!
Avaunt, you cullions!
You don' know how bizarre it is to see Goyle thinking.
Oh, Pet. How you fascinate me.
What an absolute scumbag. What an absolutely, perfectly sculpted, beautifully smelling . . . scumbag.
Younes Kaboul is a vital clog in the Portsmouth engine
Read it like a motherfucker.
How I can do that one, aye? Leave my Chessiebomb there without me.
'F - k you' is not really the best way to articulate how you feel.
Oh, drop dead, you miserable cow.
I don't know whether this is the best of times or the worst of times, but I assure you it's the only time you've got. You can either sit on your expletive deleted or pick a daisy.
All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.
fangjerk
~Wraith
Holy effing moly.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Two tears in a bucket; motherfuck it." I
Get tae fuck, son.
Tuff time don't last, tuff people do!
No better than Bellyfluff, Sillystuff, or Starchyruff;
Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.
Fuck you for saying the perfect thing, Gavin.
No offence is so heinous as unorthodoxy of behaviour.
Why wouldst thou rude on me they wring-world right foot rock?
pussy, Ryker. I've waited forever
You will soon regret the bitter words you fumed when you were angry.
Well done, Mr. Krebbs, well done.
no one can catch the mother-effing fox
When we reached the beach, Leif fell to his knees with a dramatic cry. "Solid ground! I'll never take you for granted again."
"Are you going to kiss the sand?" I asked.
"Don't be ridiculous."
"Now I'M the one being silly?"
"Yes.
The'll have to kill me before I die
Yellowbeard
Maybe I ruined the game or maybe your making excauses
Dear Eldritch Snitch. I slap you with the satin glove of righteous wrath! From what noxious nest of nattering nincompoopery do you release your rancorous roosters of rumor ...
Holy cheesy fuckballs!
Bollocks to the rules!
I'm going to shit in your lungs for this.
FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.
Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that.
Come on out, Cock-a-Doodle! Come see the Colonel. I got eleven herbs and spices for your ass." Ferrik
Cecy, help me to collect the ducklings, and put them back into the box! If we were to place your muff on top of them they will very likely believe it to be their mother, and settle down!
We'll do it,' said Will Scott comfortably, shouting over the tumult. 'If it's no more than an hour, we'll do it.'
'Christ, I believe you're sorry, you flaming maniac,' said Lymond. 'Don't I keep telling you that this is bloody childishness, and don't you keep agreeing?
Heckle and Jeckle again
Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam.
You asked what you'd done to displease me and I told you: you're breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That displeases me. It's
time you depart my bed." Neferet sighed and flicked her fingers at him in dismissal. "Go. Now.
Off, pff keep this fucking shit stuff for you, I don't give shit about them.
Isolfr," Frithulf said, "you weigh a hundred stone."
"Do I? Sorry," and he tried to straighten, but nothing was working.
Frithulf swore and said,"Kari, I think I'm going to need you to get his feet."
Are they running away? Isolfr wanted to ask.
I hope you see what you've done to me.
Watch out for that effelant. They're green and like the taste of Vikings.
Ember is mine, St. George. You cant have her. This time, I'll fight if i have to.
The Angelfucker strikes again.
Well chaps first I'd like to say a few vile things more or less at random, not only because it is expected of me but also because I enjoy it.
Idiot! You idiot!
I'm sorry. Are we interrupting your family time with this little inconsequential battle?"
Eve, Jaymin (2013-09-23). Spurn (A Walker Saga Book 2) (p. 386). . Kindle Edition.
I can't control my frustration.
Are you a Tigger or an Eyore?
I kill with my heart, motherfucker
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
You both sicken me. (Markus)
It's what I live for ... Father. Your eternal disgust succors me like mother's milk. (Fang)