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An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.
The egg can be your best friend if you just give it the right break
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EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!
Ungrateful little twit." The egg-man scowls at me. "Looking a gift spider in the fangs. See if you're invited to tea again.
Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs. I mean, come on,
that person should be the president.
We do not know until the shell breaks what kind of egg we have been sitting on.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Is an egg a vegetable?
I can eat fifty eggs.
I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something.
Sheriff Toots Burns.
It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.
I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.
I crack the other egg.
Surely we have diminished one another.
The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.
Some people eat eggs, I wear them.
A hen's egg is, quite simply, a work of art, a masterpiece of design and construction with, it has to be said, brilliant packaging!
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
The bird is fighting its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wishes to be born must destroy a world. The bird is flying to God. The god is named Abraxas." After
Go back to the band, Egg. Please." - Bex
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.
Alice finds a packet of scotch eggs in someone's bag. And then there's nothing more to do other then to put on as many clothes as we can fit into, and wait: for the troops, sleep, or asphyxiation from pete's toxic egg farts, which ever comes first.
The egg cackles and lays the chicken.
He that steals an egg will steal an ox.
An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey.
Spiderman. Batman. Superman. Ironman. Spiderman. Batman. Superman. Ironman.
You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.
Who's the Angelfucker now?
Ninja chicken isn't he?" You grinned at me, rolling your sleeves up."We'll see about that."
You reached into the cage. Instantly Dick was onto your hand, clawing at you, biting chunks with his beak.
"Godamn rooster!
Rooster, maybe well crows, but the eggs still bears the chicken.
When you start with a portrait and try to find pure form by abstracting more and more, you must end up with an egg.
DAMN MY EGGS! DAMN ALL THE EGGS THAT EVER WAS! -Wilson
Broken Eggs will poursuive bitten Apples for where theirs is Will there's his Wall
Oh yes, it's definitely been jumped on, that egg.
Eggs are one of my all-time favorite foods, and making the over-easy egg is a test of skill.
Why can I remember eggplant, when I can't remember my own name?!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke? A:
I cook some damn good eggs!
Green eggs, or not green eggs? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to eat them in a box, with a fox -
Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg.
Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?
Sure thing, Pastor.
A chicken is the egg's way of making more eggs.
I have a weakness for fresh eggs.
Lawyers, Preachers, and Tomtits Eggs, there are more of them hatch'd than come to perfection.
Count your eggs while they're still up inside the chicken's ass,
The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.
You can't just go on being a good egg. You must either hatch or go bad!
I can cook really complicated recipes, but it takes a real talent to do the perfect egg.
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
In order to unscramble some eggs the leader gotta have some balls
I love eggs. Eggs are probably one of the most versatile things we work with.
Enoch's jaw fell open. "Are you telling me these chickens lay exploding eggs?!" he said. "Only when they get excited," said Addison. "Most of their eggs are quite safe - and delicious! But it was the exploding ones that earned them their rather unkind name: Armageddon chickens.
I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs!
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, "When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off."
Columbus has the standing egg, Tesla has the electromagnetic egg and Magee has the irradiated egg.
could murder a plateful of eggs.
I raised that kid like I was running an egg-and-spoon race through a minefield, and he was the egg.
When one starts from a portrait and seeks by successive eliminations to find pure form ... one inevitably ends up with an egg.
Carter-headed chicken.
I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
I'll always be the catman.
The Easter egg which was not found
contained a letter from the hen who laid it,
saying Fuck your kids,
What about mine?
I like eggs. My favorite way of cooking eggs is old school French.
The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg.
Let's finish with your snowman. It can't be incomplete. Not with me here.
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!
I told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he's my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. - Clipper
I'd like an omelet named after me.
Greetings, ax murderer! I was just wondering how you like your eggs?
Heaven is like an egg, and the earth is like the yolk of the egg.
No where in 'humpty dumpty' did it say he was an egg. Maybe your inability to think outside of what others have taught you is what's keeping you from putting him together again.
Are you murdering more eggs for breakfast?" Japhet raised his head as the sound of boiling water filled the small apartment.
"Don't insult my eggs, Buchanan."
"You insulted my roasted chicken, Kappel, so I can insult your eggs all I want.
What came first the chicken or the dickhead?
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
I'm stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me."
I'm not hitting on you," he protested.
No?"
Believe me, you'd know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.
What is opportunity to the man who can't use it? An unfecundated egg, which the waves of time wash away into nonentity.
A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.
What do you take me for? Do you think I was born yesterday? Do you think I have never dealt in eggs?
about four inches down, he suddenly came into a small chamber in the cool-damp sand and there lay eggs, many eggs, almost perfectly round eggs the size of table tennis balls, and he laughed then because he knew. It had been a turtle.
An unhatched egg is to me the greatest challenge in life.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
The egg it is the source of all To everyone's ancestral hall.
The hard reality is that the omelette has been made and you cannot get your egg back.
That would be the gentleman lobster,
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
Sure as eggs is eggs," he said. "As the turkey-farmer said when he hatched his first turtle.
Change, change, change it all
Fuck the egg, it'll crack
And they point and condemn
Those these and them
Digiting a shower of crap
I love eggs. Scrambled eggs. Fried eggs. Poached on toast, and boiled eggs. I love peeling the shell off of a boiled egg, don't you. I even like egg salad, which my brother won't eat even if someone holds him down ...
If I was ever going to win Ironman, I was going to have to beat the man who rinsed his cottage cheese
Those Eggheadsareterrible Philistines. A realgood head is not oval but round.
All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.
Like it or not, I'm the new f***ing Aquaman buddy.
All that can accurately be said about a man who thinks he is a poached egg is that he is in the minority.
Put all your eggs in one basket ... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs.
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies, I am an apeman.
Elvis is in the kitchen and he's making eggs Benedict!
An egg is a thing that must be careful. That's why the chicken is the egg's disguise. The chicken exists so that the egg can traverse the ages. That's what a mother is for.
A hero without faults is like an omelet without little bits of eggshell in it.