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women of exotic appearance.
All part of the service.
We're all hookers in one way or another.
Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
I want to ride a camel to the club and valet that shit.
You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.
Sterling Maids clean up with some sexy fun.
Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?
Room service. You like me fluff pillow?
Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.
The abuse of cabmen in a block.
order to go to a bar, drink their asses off, flirt with strangers,
Male prostitutes? Why should women pay for it when men will do it to them for free anytime they ask?" The other detective leaned over and whispered in his ear for a few seconds, and then it dawned on the poor dumb bastard what I meant.
As a part of their conditioning, women voluntarily prostitute themselves into the auction and groom themselves toward the highest exchange.
I don't remember agreeing to send you an honest stripper. Just a willing one.
(Cash)
We're in the Customer Service business - we just happen to provide airline transportation.
You almost got plowed by a cab. And if you want to get plowed, I will gladly volunteer my services. I promise you I'll be a lot - "
"Don't even finish that sentence."
"It was just an offer.
It's all about standing there naked in front of the client. It's about building trust. And in the end, that means the client trusts them and takes care of them.
I work sometimes with dealers and sometimes people just come to me. A lot of the commissions, they just know me. They have seen something and they just approach me.
Pick on our clients, will you, you parasitical, piratical, putrefied parcels of puking pus-filled perverts.
The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.
Two young adventurers for hire. Willing to do anything, go anywhere. Pay must be good. No reasonable offer refused.
I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me.
Late to bed, late to rise, command like hell and monetize.
You'll pay the highest price on back roads and in back seats and in a cheap highway motel. But what's a few more strangers in a life of nothing else.
Our services serve a specific need.
Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.
We are in the transport business. We transport audiences from one place to another.
I look after people.
How's your business doing?"
"What business would that be, Jimmy?"
"The escort service." I try to stifle my laugh, but to no avail. Chelsea slaps me across my arm. It stings, but I don't show it. I can't let her know that she still affects me in any way.
Marriage is the process by which a woman deprives herself of an escort.
I am a hooker with a heart of gold.
When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.
So there was this unlicensed brothel down in sector 18. We went thinking we'd be hauling fifteen, twenty people in. More, maybe. Got there, and the place was stripped to the stone,
For what Harley Street specialist has time to understand the body, let alone the mind or both in combination, when he is a slave to thirteen thousand a year?
There are some strange unrecognized forms of prostitution with which prostitution itself is an honest trade: at least you get something for your money.
All fighters are prostitutes and all promoters are pimps.
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they just stand there and take their cut.
Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.
Taxi drivers are the ones who pay me the most attention. They seem to be into River Cottage and have a dream of moving to the country, so I have chats with them.
A prostitute is a decent worker like the rest of us, only she can't fake what she is doing.
Agents of disruption, subversion, sabotage and disinformation tunnelers and smugglers, listeners and forgers, trainers and recruiters and talent spotters and couriers and watchers and seducers, assassins and balloonists, lip readers and disguise artists.
Hookers and governments they are both whores. Hookers sell their own body and governments, the poor people's.
Never could think of prostitutes as human beings or even as women. They seemed more like imbeciles or lunatics. But in their arms I felt absolute security. I could sleep soundly.
Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.
There isn't a hotel, massage parlor, ktv, or conference hall in town that isn't frequented by "little sisters" (xiaojie), escort personnel (baopo), hostesses (peinv), or other types of prostitutes (jinv).
... The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly about money in all your life. They make the guys on the trading floor on Wall Street look like a bunch of pansies.
Now I can add prostitute to my list of life's accomplishments.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo..
The client isn't quite satisfied and then the prostitute is always unsatisfied but is doing it just to make ends meet. And if you're doing fine art, if you're doing it for a gallery or a museum, it's so sterilized. It's such an antiseptic environment.
We ran both the courier service and a detective agency from the same office, and had phone apps for both. Basically, we're Uber for parcels and mysteries.
Limousines with liveried chauffers delivered earnest ladies to the picket lines, sometimes in strikes against businesses which helped pay for the limousines.
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.
Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game.
I'm assuming those are Daimons. (Susan)
No, they're Avon ladies. (Ravyn)
Money expedited delivery.
Like a bitch in heat, I seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials.
Men are always for hire who like dirty work.
Friendly people serving friendly people
When they join up, they know I might have to spend their lives, but they trust that I'll get a good price.
I aint drive here I got chauffeured
Yes, it's me, your PA, now your stripper for the evening. How do you do?
Prostitution is said to be the world's oldest profession . It is, indeed, a model of all professional work: the worker relinquishes control over himself ... in exchange for money. Because of the passivity it entails, this is a difficult and, for many, a distasteful role.
The U.S. prostitutes are fighting with everybody, shooting at everybody. It's like dating a gangbanger.
They were her kidnappers, sailing her across the lawn and into the backseat of the car, lifting up her feet while pivoting her around in a way that was disturbingly professional, as if stealing old people was what they did.
Naked service providers are so concerned about helping a client that they are willing to ask questions and make suggestions even if those questions and suggestions could turn out to be laughably wrong. They
Offers for me to play dances, society parties, even churches, were now coming in regularly. For most dates I was paid the sum of one dollar per hour, and they always tipped me at the end of the night.
(Priests) cheapjack merchants selling paradise
Prostitutes don't sell their bodies, they rent their bodies. Housewives sell their bodies when they get married ...
Where do whores go?
Even the busboys at the restaurants have a script to give you. Everybody is in the business.
I never pay for sex, Alayna. When I fuck you, it will be for free.
I called for back up," Nudge said. "The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way.
We know these men are professionals whose services are up for bid and whose bags are packed, and yet we call them our own and take personal, even civic pride in their accomplishments.
Men have before hired bravos to transact their crimes, while their own person and reputation say under shelter.
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
Driving a cab is not really a nurturing type of relationship. You take people and they tip you, they may not tip you, you don't know their names, they don't care about you, you don't care about them.
Who is to guard the guards themselves?
In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
I got no entourage in real life. Solo. I go solo. No entourage.
They take you. They treat you. They transform you.
services. I had three
There is an army of waiters in this world.
I now knew that all of us were prostitutes who sold themselves at varying prices, and that an expensive prostitute was better than a cheap one.
Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred an accomplice, an attendant lady of respectable appearance who would help him reduce the guilt and loneliness of this most lonely act of love.
Look, I'm the DD tonight, but I'm offering to be more than just your driver. I'll be your bodyguard, and your bartender, and most importantly, your friend. I promise to look out for you tonight, Wellsy.
began takings cabs
If you'll be my body guard, I can be your long lost pal.
on errands every day, if only to pick
This walking business is overrated: I mastered the art of doing it when I was quite small, and in any case, what are taxis for?
I get paid to make out with the hunks!
When my lover Hubert Sorin was dying of AIDS, he was always trying to fix me up - posthumously, as it were - with the cute busboy at the hotel.
Tell me where do whores go?
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
What was the step down from vampire chauffeur? Werewolf walker?
Pedicurist for Bigfoot? I would have to Google that in the morning, I told myself.
Fucking pro bono work. Going to get me killed one day.
All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold.
I don't need bodyguards. I'm from the South Bronx.
Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.