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I married someone 30 years older than me, a doctor, a playboy who had a terrible Don Juan reputation.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
And then there are the ex-girlfriends. They look incredible, every one of them.
The person who killed my son, I have no animosity for that person at all.
Adulterers, take warning, never admit.
The psychopath discards his ex-lovers with a degree of vitriol and hatred that astonishes his victims and exceeds any boundaries of normality.
That old bald cheater, Time.
You have no idea of the people I didn't marry.
My family in general - they're troubled or poorer people.
People you knew when you were teenagers, the ones who saw your stupidest haircut and the most embarrassing things you've done in your life, and they still cared about you after all that: they're not replaceable, you know?
There are people whom one should like very well to drop, but would not wish to be dropped by.
I don't have ex's. I have examples of what not to do in future.
The suitors: a hundred of the greediest, evilest cut-throats who'd ever lived.
Cats. Furry little sociopaths that we invite into our homes.
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time.
You never know when you'll be in need of them you've despised,
I collect ex-boyfriends
and more than five, at last count.
All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.
The only people worth keeping around are the ones who drive you crazy.
Even the worst of men was someone else's brother, child, parent, lover.
There is something about my aura or essence, or whatever, that draws the ex-wife characters to me. I don't seek them out, but people tend to think of me for that particular archetype, or whatever you want to call it, and I don't mind it. I think there is a strength to it.
Fear - jealousy - money - revenge - and protecting someone you love.
I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.
I'm on very good terms with all my former wives.
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
That's right. Your husband. I belong to you, Rim. Always. I don't want anyone but you. I haven't since the day you spilled pencils everywhere, in your lesbian sweater, and gave me a list of rules.
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.
Think carefully, Gideon. I have exes in my past, too. You're setting the precedent now for how I'll handle them. I'm taking my cues from you.
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts.
The people who are trying to make you look bad, and He can use them to promote you. In
Men. You can't live with them, you can't ... no. That's about it.
Girls that I dated, it's ok I am not mad yo Unless you stabbed me in the heart, no love ho.
Those.. we use to abuse in front of others..
somewhere deep inside.. we wish to be like them..
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.
Two people who had hurt each other the way only two people in love could.
I hate all men associated with stealing children,selling & sleeping with children.
They're the only thing worse than family, other people's family.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!
who can you trust?
You named them: hustlers, killers, fiends, ex-cons.
I called them: cousins, aunts, pops, moms.
To you? Hoodlums, crackheads, gunmens.
To me? Just neighbors, classmates, young friends.
Those have most power to hurt us, that we love.
Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.
My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' -Kevin Hart
Divorce has taught us how to sleep with friends, sleep with enemies, and then act like it's all perfectly normal in the morning.
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere.
And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow.
people, the kind of man who
Who's gonna make you happy when you're your own worst enemy?
I'm going after your ex-husband," I heard him say softly. "And when I finish, there won't be enough left of him to fill a fucking matchbox.
Sadly, Princess Diana and I were just about the first divorced women to come under the global press's microscope. But I have a feeling it's a full and active club now.
There's a word for people you hate, but not enough to let them die...
...Family
are the last woman I will ever love.
All of them with their own lives, untouched by mine. Or each other's.
The only man she ever loved. And hated.
Men. And their no-good, fool-headed proposals.
I don't do husbands. I don't do children.
There are members - very, very close and dear members - of my family - I'm talking immediate family - who simply don't speak to me anymore and haven't done so for years. My marriage fell apart.
My mother, my father, I love 'em, I hate 'em, wish god I didnt have 'em, but thank god that he made 'em
I have great relationships with all my exes, and everyone in my life, because I honor the time and the love and the energy of those relationships. I'm happy to say that I can have everybody over for dinner.
Whores and writers, Mahound. We are the people you can't forgive.
Whores, instead of claiming what's rightfully yours. Pierced a hole in my heart from all the pain you caused, with no direction you left your first born lost.
Those 4 guys in the late 60's who attacked a jewel merchant on New York's West 46th St. on the sidewalk, so they could steal his jewel-filled station wagon, which they abandoned 2 blocks later because none of them could drive a stick shift. Where would I be without such people?
Families are great murderers of the creative impulsive, particularly husbands.
I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.
Maybe 5 percent, maybe less, were the ones who sucked it up, learned the lesson, and moved on. The Julies. The good ones. His
Beloved mother and wife. Without you, all the light is gone.
My stepfather was a very nasty individual.
I know the way o' wives; they set one on to abuse their husbands, and then they turn round on one and praise 'em as if they wanted to sell 'em.
I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got married, and I've never heard from him again.
The husband and wife? Like that couple that had
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.
There are some people in life that you can't get over.
This people know where their husbands are. I would like to vomit. I would like to vomit my soul out.
My dad was a good man but an emotionally absent father, and so I had to look for that male attention somewhere else, and found it in a brother-in-law. He just happened to be an alcoholic.
Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
women, all of whom come in two types: those who are totally batshit crazy, and those who are liars.
Every family has bad memories.
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
Nobody. Mr nobody. Mr bones and mr had enough and mr arthur itis. Now get out and leave me alone.
grudge who grudge
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
A father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mother, a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies in one's own home.
Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
One should never know too precisely whom one has married
Watch out for people who belong in your past. Don't let 'em back in your life.
My family tree consists of drug dealers, thugs, and killers.
Husband. Fuck yeah, I'm your husband. I think that means I'm legally allowed to kill anyone who fucks with her, right? Right.
Betrayal, abandonment, deceit and manipulation.
Them till the very last moment, and then what did I do but protect the family from
Married, but not to each other.
What'd he do? Your stepfather?
Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.
If there was one thing that I'd taken away from my parents' marriage, it was that no one would ever be worth my happiness or the waste of my time.
Kids. Pain in the ass. Don't know why I ever made them. Hell on relationships.
Those are the love killers. They love you and then they kill you. They're from another planet. Supposedly.
Well, what family doesn't have its ups and downs?
Bear no malice for the ones who leave you.
Oftentimes the root of their marriage problems is found in some hostility they have been hauling around, sometimes since childhood.
The worst hatred is that of relatives.
They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.