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So, you're the man who can't spell 'fuck.'"
Dorothy Parker to Norman Mailer after publishers had convinced Mailer to replace the word with a euphemism, 'fug,' in his 1948 book, "The Naked and the Dead.
Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
- Jane
The fetters have burst
This episode of my life is brought to you by the letters W, t, and F. I do not understand.
AMFYOYO - an acronym for "adios motherfucker, you're on your own
The F word turns me on, she whispered.
The F word?
Food
He threw back his head and laughed. It rumbled up out of his chest and felt so good it startled him. For the first time in years,his laughter was spontaneous. It wasn't tinged with bitterness and cynicism.
Fache will do what no one else dares.
Fodor's Choice | The Ledbury.
It is ironic that the only thing separating 'friend' from 'fiend' - is a single letter.
Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?
She forgot the three F's," Julia whispered to Sara Moulton: "Feed 'em, fuck 'em, and flatter 'em.
Never f*!k with the ineffable.
You only need four words to spell the greatest word in the universe: L.O.V.E.
I wish you luck with a capital "F".
I saw your foner." "Foner?" "Your female boner.
F For Fake is a talentless concoction of unparalleled ineptitude ... It would have been a more generous gesture to show a retrospective of old Welles films rather than remind everyone of how low his ability as a filmmaker has plummeted.
We've fooled around. I guess he's kind of a fuck buddy."
"Fuck buddy?"
"Oh, you don't know that term? Well, it's a friend-"
"You don't have to explain. It's vividly self-explanatory.
Someday I'll design a typeface without a K in it, and then let's see the bastards misspell my name.
If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.
I've discovered the secret of revenge. Outlive the f
ers! I'll dance on their graves.
We need to get some fauns up in this piece.
I have a crush on Freja Beha.
A fop of fashion is the mercer's friend, the tailor's fool, and his own foe.
For all the normal people who make fun of the mentally ill it's spelled K.A.R.M.A. and it's pronounced your days coming, Bitch!
Touring on 'Folie' was like being the last act at the vaudeville show: We were rotten vegetable targets in clandestine hoods.
The ignorant pronounce it Frood
To cavil or applaud
The well-informed pronounce it Froyd
But I pronounce it Fraud.
Where the frick are you?! I've been frickin' driving all frickin' around this stupid frickin' city all frickin' day trying to find the frickin' hotel because apparently frickin' Emily doesn't know where the frick it is either.
The Fela Kuti Queens - the band members and wives of the late African musician Fela Anikulapo Kuti - are my fashion icons.
It's Fendi. French, Fendi, both start with an F ... I fell in love with it. Smells like grown-man cologne.
Buggeration and Fuckery
they think there's an invisible entity called Fuck. A helper of Crake's in time of need. And of Jimmy's, because they heard him saying Oh fuck. I'm with them. Fuck! An invisible entity! A helper in time of need! Dead right! They
There's something about a Gucci loafer kicking on a fuzz pedal.
ken whit tae dae wi' it.
The M.F.A. is a degree in servitude. It is a way to keep writing safe - to keep reading safe from writing.
In the new series of 'Foyle's War,' London starts to get bombed, and the country falls under heavy attack. It affects people's sense of well-being, their sense of the future and their concerns for their family and friends.
- If you fail, never give up because F.A.I.L. means "first Attempt In Learning"
- End is not the end, if fact E.N.D. means "Effort Never Dies"
- If you get No as an answer, remember N.O. means "Next Opportunity".
So Let's be positive. "Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam of feel LIFE
Winna ye be gaein' awa', to write buiks, an' gar fowk fin' oot what's the maitter wi' them?
She had surrendered her virtue at six-and-ten, to a beautiful blond-haired sailor on a trading galley up from Lys. He only knew six words of the Common Tongue, but "fuck" was one of them - the very word she'd hoped to hear.
ACKBAR - O knavery Most vile, O trick of Empire's basest wit. A snare, a ruse, a ploy: and we the fools. What great deception hath been plied today - O rebels, do you hear? Fie, 'tis a trap!
I sanctify the ground and say fuck it
I say fuck it in a way that does not invite death
I say fuck it and fall down no new holes
And I ride an unwinged horse
And I unbecome myself
And I strip my poison suit
And wear my crown of fuck its
Fhat thouding do're.
You gonna let me fuck you, Furious?" Furi
That's why I try to keep KF hidden from my parents. My family is really paranoid about internet strangers. You know the type; every person on the internet is a pedophile and wants to meet up with you and molest you and dismember you slowly in their basement.
S-U-C-I-D-E
Do You want to end everything with only six alphabets?
Fuckin' A. Bedtime.
There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy.
Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of a Christian man, Be he dead, be he living, with my brand, I'll dash his brains from his brain-pan.
Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!
Fezzik's in trouble, bubble bubble,
His brain is just not in the pink,
His mind is rubble, rub-a-dub double,
Because everyone needs him to think.
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)
(F)iction is...what ought to have been, not what actually was. At least, not exactly.
I am a feminist with a capital 'F' .
Fasion is about eventually becoming naked.
I believe it stands for 'mother I'd like to ... befriend,
Shut the F--- up and create your f---ing art.
I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.
Faffing is completely harmless, whereas its opposite - dynamic, purposeful activity - is often very harmful. Faffers do not tend to kill people or make them work 12-hour days or sell them shoddy merchandise or lend them vast sums of money that they cannot pay back.
Fling is feeling without the two e's.
Holy cheesy fuckballs!
You don't want to get in the habit of overusing the word "fuck" as an adjective. You'll miss the vast variety of its uses.
A lot of profanities begin with "F". Word "failure" is one of them.
SANE ASYLUM Ed Shank
The best way to spell victory? K-I-L-L.
Oh, be quiet, Fo-Fo.
T-H-U-G L-I-F-E. Meaning what society give us as youth, it bites them in the ass when we wild out. Get it?" "Damn.
Semper fuckin' fi
If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
In fact, NASA doesn't use the F-word; instead, they call failure "early attempts at success.
I'm all out of fucks to give. Which
Of all the follies the greatest is to love the world.
Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck ... Attempting harder to give a fuck ... Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.
Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin' celly boys, fuck.
Luck's the word those with poor hearts use for ka ...
But that's a lie. No, that's life without the f.
SF is the literature of the theoretically possible, and F is the literature of the impossible.
While Financier George Soros was investing money in Kosovo's reconstruction, the George Soros Foundation for an Open Society had opened a branch office in Pristina establishing the Kosovo Foundation for an Open Society (KFOS) as part of the Soros' network of "non-profit foundations" in the Balkans.
Work is a four-letter word that ends with "K.
I'm fresh out of fucks to give.
A forte always makes a foible.
Faviana is a line that girls can feel super-glamorous in. A lot of their designs are kind of based off of what celebrities wear on the red carpet!
Foppery is never cured; it is the bad stamina of the mind, which, like those of the body, are never rectified; once a coxcomb always a coxcomb.
I started FUBU in 1989 but ran out of money three times and closed it down.
Mike Ruby, a writer in the magazine's Business section, used to call Newsweek writing f - k-style journalism: Flash (the lead), Understanding (the billboard - why is this story important), Clarification (tell the details of the story), and Kicker (bringing it all together with a clever ending).
BEF, bitch-enemy-forever.Bef-- Jaymin Eve
Threat Level Fuchsia. Fuchsia!
You can't take over the world without a good acronym
'Fabulosity' is to get up when you've been kicked down, and it's not to go after who kicked you down.
Fuathan don't come out until after dark. Sunlight kills them.'
'Like vampires?'
'Kind of. Very mean, sub-aquatic vampires who don't need to drink your blood, but might do it anyway, just for fun.
O the wind is a faun in the spring time
When the ways are green for the tread of the May!
List! hark his lay!
Whist! mark his play!
T-r-r-r-l!
Hear how gay!
Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.
After all, Fnick is Superman," said Iggy.
"Shut up, Jeff," I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my face so that he knew.
Furi wasn't going to start this relationship the same way. Syn was a bottom, the best kind of bottom. One that needed his top to take him where he could be completely carefree, allowing himself to soar. "Bottoming
bunched formation of fighter planes, it
This is Vee Gina.
And then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her."
"Wait, you fucked her? In front of the Colonel?" Takumi cried.
"I didn't fuck her."
"Calm down, guys," the Colonel said, throwing up his hands. "It's a euphemism."
"For what?" Takumi asked.
"Kissing.
In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a ... well, yes I am.
Financial Peace Jr.
I wondered what the FML post would look like.
"Today, when my father tried to shoot me, I found out he was an assassin monger who's been keeping my mom locked away in a secret facility for freaky killers. FML."
Seriously. F.M.L.
Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.
If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But f-ing, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to f- young girls. Juries want to f- young girls. Everyone wants to f- young girls!